TOP TEN REASONS WHY RACING IS BETTER THAN SEX !

10.  It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
 9.   During a real hot lap, if you call your bike the wrong name, it will
       still finish the race.
 8.   Bikes with small engines often outperform big engines.
 7.   You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
 6.   Your race bike won't leave you if you ride another bike.
 5.   You can ride hard right from the start.
 4.   You and your bike always finish at the same time.
 3.   You always know where to put your hands.
 2.   Your bike will never stop running just because you forgot the day you
       bought it.
 1.   THE CROWD CHEERS WHEN YOU FINISH FIRST.