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Include your Children when Baking Cookies 

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 

Farmer Bill Dies in House 

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 

Stud Tires Out 

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again 

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 

Eye Drops off Shelf 

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 

Miners Refuse to Work after Death 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

Stolen Painting Found by Tree 

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 

Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One 

Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84 

War Dims Hope for Peace 

If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 

Deer Kill 17,000 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply 

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing 

Air Head Fired 

Steals Clock, Faces Time 

Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff 

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni 

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board 

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction 


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