A day in the life of Sabin- His Journal

6:00 Wake up, whine about Kefka, shower, put on 3 sticks of deodorant, then 
dress.  I see Terra and Celes staring while I change, so I wave, they get 
mad and run away giggling, I don’t understand women at all!

6:30 Yell at Mog to make breakfast, eat some Wheaties (Hey, I’m on then 
box!), some power bars, and some Weight Gain 4000

7:00 You go to the weight room and lift 700 pounds for 2 hours

9:00 You call Edgar, but some woman answers the phone

9:10 Watch some TV...  TV is so stupid except for one show that I watch 
every day...  They Young and The Restless always makes me cry– Tell anyone 
that and I Blitz you!

9:30 My show is over, so I watch Muscle TV... Hey, I beat that guy up last 
week!

10:00 I go to Locke’s house and beat him up for “Treasure Hunting” my 
underwear for Celes and Terra

11:00 Train more, curse the Espers because I drooped 7000 lbs. On my foot.

12:45 Eat lunch, accidently burn my forehead.

12:00 Watch DBZ...  How does Krillin hump an android?  Why does Goku look so 
much like me when he is Super Saiyan?

12:30 Watch Scooby Doo, and start dancing, and singing.  Mog comes in and 
says he’s seen better steps on a ladder, so I blitzed him.

1:00 Eddy comes over, then I blitz him because some floozies answered his 
phone.

2:00 Chainsaws hurt. A lot.  They are admitting me to the emergency ward, so 
I gotta go for a little while...

5:00 I’m a little woozy, and I puke, so I try to blitz the doctor, but I 
can’t move.

6:00 I leave the hospital (the doctors call it jumping out the window, but 
this is my journal)

7:00 I break Edgar’s tools then Blitz him, damned spears, my ass hurts...

8:00 I’m farting fire, Eddy must have used a Fire Spear, or something of the 
like.  Some brother, eh?

8:10 I go to Terra and laugh when she casts fire on me for commenting on her 
assets, then I get revenge on her by farting fire on her.

9:15 I get home and Gau is jumping on my waterbed, so I join him, then it 
breaks and gets water on the tile, so I fart fire and evaporate it

10:00 My butt really hurts, so I eat some Ice cream and go to bed.