You’ve been playing too much Final Fantasy when:

100. ...you try to sell rocks for 1.4 mil calling it mastered all materia.

99. ...you squabble with your sister and yell Ultima

98. ...you have no idea why it doesn’t work

97. ...you cast Blizzaga to get a snow day

96. ...you try to change your location by dancing (Mog)

95. ...you think you must have stumbled when it doesn’t work

94. ...you can be hit by meteors, fire, lightning, etc. with no damage done

93. ...but you die from plot purposes

92. ...you think you Grandma is an Ancient

91. ...you rename yourself Butz and wonder why people laugh at you

90. ...you expect to get attacked when walking around

89. ...you expect to get experience when you hit people

88. ...you expect to get attacked by DeathGaze when you are in an airplane

87. ...you carry a sword that is 8 feet long and try to talk to the earth

86. ...you call clowns “spoony bards”

85. ...you dye your hair silver to be like Sephiroth

84. ...you notice that Sephiroth looks A LOT like Setzer.

83. ...you’ve played the japanese games

82. ...you knew that Faris was a girl before she revealed it

81. ...you say Kupo and Kupoppo a lot

80. ...you complained to Square because Mogli were called Moogles in 3/6j

79. ...you complained to Square because Mogli were called Mogs in 7

78. ...you know the names’ origins of 10 or more espers/ summons

77. ...you know you Gogo is

76. ...you’ve learned to translate Umaro’s grunts

75. ...you can beat Chupon in the coliseum

74. ...you know what wark means

73. ...you can beat Ruby and Emerald blindfolded

72. ...you liked 8

71. ...you start hoping Selphie jumps off something and breaks her neck

70. ...you think Irvine is the Marlboro Man

69. ...you think Sabin is a Super Saiyan

68. ...you think Cloud is a Super Saiyan

67. ...you think Barret is really Tupan in disguise

66. ...you start to like Cait Sith

65. ...you actually go to buy the FF8 action figures

64. ...they only have the ones you hate

63. ...you buy them anyway

62. ...you wonder you would win in a fight, Sephy or Kefka

61. ...you think Madeline Albright is a sorceress

60. ...you sleep in a coffin in a big mansion

59. ...you dream of FF characters

58. ...you think it’s ok to walk into others’ houses and take their junk

57. ...you think 9 people will fit in your Dune Buggy

56. ...you dress in drag to save your girlfriend

55. ...you wish you were a polygon

54. ...you think your family is a bunch of failed Seph clones

53. ...you name your dog Nanaki, or Red XIII

52. ...you know how to say “...”

51. ...you search for the life stream

50. ...you dig in your back yard for a Lunar Harp

49. ...you refer to your back yard as “The Promised Land”

48. ...you wonder how many discs your life is

47. ...when rafting, you watch for Ultros

46. ...you think all trains take you to the afterlife

45. ...you call bodybuilders Mr. Thou

44. ...you call your cell a PHS

43. ...you wonder why you can’t carry 99 swords

42. ...you draw magic from a dog

41. ...you refer to money as GP

40. ...you think all shots are Jenova cells

39. ...you have illicit thoughts about Tifa

38. ...you have illicit thoughts about Cait Sith

37. ...you acidentally call your girlfriend Aeris

36. ...you watch animal shows hoping to see chocobos

35. ...you watch animal shows hoping to see moogles

34. ...you watch animal shows hoping to see the Midgar Zolom

33. ...you re-label your Coke a Hero Drink

32. ...your science fair project was on Espers

31. ...when you get sick you cast remedy

30. ...you call your grandpa the Chocobo Sage

29. ...you do your hair like Cecil’s

28. ...you think if you dye your sisters hair green she’ll grow up in 5 
minutes (Rydia)

27. ...you go to the horse track and bet on a chocobo

26. ...you wake up and see New Game/ Continue

25. ...you find that you and Kefka have a lot in common

24. ...you think Al Gore is Gestahl in disguise

23. ...you name your canary Quezacotl

22. ...you think a king is decided by a coin toss

21. ...you change your name to Cyan Garamonde

20. ...you memorized 2j’s script

19. ...you translated 2j’s script

18. ...you make fan-art

17. ...when you forget something you curse the GF’s

16. ...you have a cactus named Cactrot/Cactuar

15. ...you think kings carry chainsaws

14. ...you think generals can use magic

13. ...you believe that Shinra is Microsoft

12. ...you look for Don Corneo at Walmart

11. ...Squaresoft is stealing your fan-fics for scripts

10. ...you build an airship

9. ...you make anyone named Cid pilot it

8. ...he converts it into a blimp/hovercraft carrier

7. ...you wonder why chocobos need nuts to breed

6. ...you wonder why greens make chocobos stronger

5. ...you use a phoenix down on your dead cat

4. ...it works

3. ...you start to look like Gau

2. ...you read the whole thing

1. ...you did all these things

Thanks for reading this, it was a lot of hard work, but oh so worth it!
Thanks, Jedi Knight Melchior