Tidus:  I have no love interest.
         Overdrives suck.
         I have a calm temper.
         Oh my gosh!  Sinspawn ammes!
         What is a blitzball?
        
Auron: What is a Jecht sphere?
        Bushido sucks.
        I'm not a cripple.
        Why do I learn Overdrives from Spheres that bear Tidus's father's 
name?

Rikku: I like clothes.
        I want a man who respects me for my brain, not my body.
         What is this "stealing"?
        I HATE the opposite sex!
        
Wakka: A friend of the Al Behds is a friend of mine.
        I need my magic points.
        Teach me how to blitz!
        
Yuna:   I am good at my black magic.
        Tidus is NOT a stalker.
        Take me now, Sin.
        I love Seymour.

Lulu: FIGA!  AAAHHHH!  BLIZZAGA! BLIZZAGA! BLIZZAGA!  Brrrr... FIGA!...
       ESUNA! 
        I love my little dolls.
       I have a strong attack.
       Characters from older FFs suck!

Kimahri: I want Lulu's weapons! 
          I'm noisy!
         Meow!
         White Magic is your best friend.