Things FF7 characters won't say


Cloud:
	I can control myself
	Sephy is my friend
	Screw the world
	Tifa is ugly
	I like dressing in drag, Tifa was my excuse
	Honey Bee Inn's #1 customer right here
	I like Pokemon
	I had a normal childhood
	Let's play FF8
Aeris:
	I'm not dependent on Cloud
	My hair is easy to do
Tifa:
	I'm not a slut
	I'm going out with Corneo
	Oh, Cloud, you're so massive
Cait Sith:
	I'm useful
	My megaphone is a good weapon
	This little bracelet protects my whole body
	Slot actually works
	I'm really Reeve
	Nevermind, have the keystone back
	That fortune was actually right?!
Barret:
	Who cares, MAKO IS COOL, G
	Ain't nothin' but a G thang...
	Rap sucks
	I don't speak in Ebonics
	I wanna be juuuuuuuuuust like Mr. T.
	Slam Dunk!
Vincent:
	I'm normal
	I've come to suck your blood
	Lucretia is a skanky ho
	Gold claws suck
Yuffie:
	I'll never steal again
	Screw Wutai
	Materia sucks
	Glory be to Midgar
Cid:
	I'll never swear again
	I'll stop smoking
	No more tea for you
	I love Shera
	Rockets are for wussies
Red XIII:
	MY TAIL IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!
	Combs are ineffective weapons
	I hope Bugenhagen dies

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