Mario:
Woohoo! 3-D!
Is Mallow edible?
I don't really feel like sparring today.
I'm not a pyro!

Mallow:
I feel the need!  For Greed!
Toadstool's hot.
How does this whole flame thing work?  I have all the scientists in Nimbus Land working on it...
If I use HP rain on the enemy and then use thunderbolt, will the water conduct the electricity?

Geno:
Bow down to your king and master!
Who haunted the Mallow doll? I sense a kindred spirit...
My cousin resides in Ursa Major!
I can take you to the moon's seventh house if you want.
I concede to Mario; the story revolves around him.

Bowser:
Oh yeah!  Toadstool's mine at last!
Mario's a bigger pyro than I am!
Mommy!  Bowser Crush time is now!  Put on your googly eyes.
I really am a monkey's uncle!

Toadstool:
Bowser's my friend.
I've got an umbrella and I'm not afraid to use it!
Sorry, Mario, but Mallow's just like a huge talking stuffed animal!

Culex:
I was constructed for the purpose of flame wars.
The world is round.
I am a lighthearted spoof on more Final Fantasies than I have ever known to exist.

Smithy:
Boss theme? What boss theme? The only song worth playing is my battle theme!
I'm a better villain than Kefka.  ........ Wow! A message board flame already!
I really did fly in via the Deus ex Machina airlines at the eleventh hour; the freakiest part about it is that nobody dares mention my name!
Mario is a spoony bard without a harp.