Things you wont hear the cast of FF3 say by Vahn


Terra:
I know what love is.
Neon is not my real hair color.
Slave crowns are slylish.


Locke:
Yes you're right I am a thief.
I'm sorry sir please take your pants back.
The empire ROCKS!


Edgar:
I'm a pimp.
Terra sucks.
I read the manual!


Sabin:
Hello I'm Mister Thou.
These pecs?  Oh these are implants.
STUNT DOUBLE!  Time for a Blitz!


Shadow:
I'm Clyde.
Relm I love you.
Money sucks.


Cyan:
This thou crap is an act.
Who cares about my old wife?  I have that chick in Maranda.
Wrexsoul I'm all yours!


Gau:
UUUWWWAAAA- oh we cut?
I'm not really a savage.
I'm a monster!


Celes:
Hail to the emporer!
I'm normal.
Locke sucks.


Setzer:
I fold.
LIFE anyone?
OK I lose here is the airship.


Umaro:
I'm fuzzy.
URRAAHHG DAMN MOG!
I'm Santa!


Gogo:
I'm Baram.
I'm Daryl.
I'm.....  WHAT THE HELL AM I?!


Mog:
AHHH there is something growing on my head!
OMG!  I have wings?
I need to take dance lessons.