GAMTRO CLAN
Alucard
Warteen
Raistlin
Karn_Evil_9
A.E. Ivy
Robo-Blonde
Enigma
Moonditz
QUANZA CLAN
Merlin
JMC
Deuce
Shadow
Uncle Elmo
Princess Ditzyhick
A.E. Luna
MrDude
Johnny Host: These people kind of know each other, but let's say they're just getting to
know each other as they land on their respective beaches.
DAY 1
GAMTRO CLAN
Warteen: Well, this should be quite an adventure!
Raistlin: Yep.
Robo-Blonde: Uh-huh.
QUANZA CLAN
Deuce: Hey guys, we got a note in our mailbox from Johnny Host.
Merlin: Mailbox? It's a stupid tree, man.
Ditzyhick: What's the note say?
MrDude: Here, I'll read it. *snatches note* "Hello people! Welcome to Quanza Beach.
You already know all the rules, except for this. Later on, there will be Reward
Challenges so that you can win stuff that you can't normally find on the island. However,
in this first period there will be no reward challenge. Enjoy the canned goods you
brought... while they last! HA HA HA ~Johnny"
Shadow: What a foo.
JMC: Yeah, he @%$*)@% sucks!
Ditzyhick: Excuse me?
JMC: I said he @&+%*@ sucks.
Ditzyhick: Could you please watch your language while you're here?
JMC: What the @%&)@ are you talking about, language?!
Shadow: *hits JMC on the head* You heard her. Shut it, NOW.
JMC: Ow! Okay, okay...
Ditzyhick: Thanks.
DAY 3
GAMTRO
Enigma: Hey guys, we have a letter here from Johnny.
A.E. Ivy: Here, let me see that, please. *receives note* Let's see here...
"Do not slip,
And you're home free,
Win and you get
Immunity."
Karn: Oh, man... don't tell me we're going to have to put up with these dorky rhymes the
whole time we're here...
The two clans arrive at the spot for immunity.
Johnny: All right, guys, here's the first challenge to win the Can't Get Kicked Off Trophy.
All of you will work in this, except for one member. That person, who will be selected
by you, will be carried by the rest of you on a wooden platform through the jungle and
back here on a path we've marked. The first group back wins the trophy! Good luck.
The Gamtro clan, thinking quickly, chooses Robo-Blonde, their lightest member.
However, with Quanza JMC immediately jumps on top of the platform and refuses to get
off, because he doesn't want to work. In the race, Gamtro easily defeats Quanza and then
goes another lap because they hadn't yet broken a sweat. The members of Quanza
eventually collapse, and Gamtro wins the prize of immunity. That night, at Clan
Council...
Johnny: Tough break, guys. I guess you tried but in the end you just couldn't pull off the
challenge. The physics of it just couldn't be beat. Any thoughts on that, JMC?
JMC: I just think we lost because the rest of my team is too weak, and that's all there is to
it.
Johnny: *sees that the rest of the clan is about to kill JMC* Okay guys, let's vote.
Inside the voting booth...
Princess Ditzyhick: *writes "JMC" and holds it up* I don't like this whole concept of
voting people off, but this is necessary. I'm voting for JMC because he's the reason we're
here tonight.
JMC: *writes "Shadow" and holds it up* I'm voting for Shadow because he's obviously
my biggest competition with the ladies around here. Plus, he hit me...
Back at the council
Johnny: All right guys, let's tally the votes. First vote- JMC. Next vote- Shadow. Next
vote- JMC. Next vote- JMC. Next vote- JMC. That's four votes for JMC, one for
Shadow. Next vote... JMC. JMC, you need to bring me your torch. *JMC brings him
the torch with an angry look on his face, Johnny puts it out* Your tribe has spoken.
*JMC walks away* All right, as for the rest of you, have a good sleep, I'll see you later.
JMC'S FINAL WORDS
JMC: I guess I was voted off first because they saw me as the biggest threat. It's pretty
clear that if they didn't get rid of me now I'd be winning the whole enchilada... hey, that
reminds me, I'm hungry... Good night, America!
VOTES
JMC- Princess Ditzyhick, Shadow, Deuce, Uncle Elmo, A.E. Luna, MrDude, Merlin
Shadow- JMC
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TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!