Sixteen people who kinda know each other, marooned on an abandoned island and separated into two tribes, Gamtro and Quanza.
GAMTRO CLAN
Alucard
Warteen (voted off)
Raistlin (voted off)
Karn_Evil_9
A.E. Ivy
Robo-Blonde
Enigma (voted off)
Moonditz (voted off)

QUANZA CLAN
Merlin (voted off)
JMC (voted off)
Deuce (voted off)
Shadow (voted off)
Uncle Elmo(voted off)
Princess Ditzyhick
A.E. Luna (voted off)
MrDude

But now, the two clans have merged into one - Tarrano. The remaining contestants will have to fend for themselves as we discover who is the best at...
SURVIVAL
*theme music plays, cut to commercial*
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DAY 31
TARRANO
MrDude (to camera): Well, this is it. Only six people left. I’ve got to be realistic about this. No matter what anyone else says, the last four Gamtro members have been in an alliance. Merlin got four votes, and they were from those four.
Ditzyhick (to camera): The game’s not really fun anymore. When people start saying that they’re in charge and it just becomes a matter of who’s getting voted off next, it’s not a fun game. I guess it’s me or MrDude going next. It doesn’t really bother me.
Ivy (to camera): It’s tearing me up, but I’ve rejoined the alliance. I guess it’s not so bad with Enigma gone... Actually, I don’t know how I’m going to vote. But it’s safest for me to at least let them think I’m in the alliance.
Karn (to camera): I don’t know what to do. Right now it’s a one in six chance at a million bucks, or whatever it is that the winner gets...
Robo-Blonde (to camera): I’m starting to feel in control again. It’s a good feeling.
Alucard (to camera): I’m-a Alucard! I’m-a gonna ween!

DAY 32
Ditzyhick: Got some tree-mail from Johnny concerning the reward challenge:
“The woods will make you
Bump and bruise.
To help with that,
How ‘bout a cruise?”
Alucard: A cruise? Are we going swimming again?
Ivy: Maybe...
Later on, at Asmara Beach, the spot for the reward challenge...
Johnny: Welcome to you six, the final six survivors.
Alucard: Geez, Johnny, you don’t have to be so morbid about it!
Johnny: Yes... I do. *glares at Alucard* Anyway, this challenge will be a big one. Your prize- *points out to the water at a ship* is that boat. The winner of this challenge will spend a perfect night on the boat, complete with a luxury dinner...
Karn: Yes!
Johnny: A hot shower...
Robo-Blonde: Yes!
Jeff: And even more.
All: Wow...
Johnny: Yes, wow. Like I said, this is big. As the game goes on, the reward challenges start to mean more. Anyway, take a look at this layout we’ve set up on the beach.
There is a layout of wooden squares lined up going toward a bigger piece of wood that says “WINNER.” There are six lines of wood made up of eight pieces each. The blocks are also numbered. Each two pieces of wood in each line starts a new number, 1 through 4. There are also six cubes of wood, and on the sides are A, B, C, D, TRUE, and FALSE.
Johnny: All right, we know that up until know, most of the challenges have been strenuous to your body, but this one will challenge your mind.
Alucard: D’oh!
Johnny: You’ll all start equal to each other, and this will be like a trivia game. You’ll hold up your cubes of wood with your answer in the front, facing me. Don’t look at other people’s answers. If you get it right, you’ll move forward. If not, you’ll stay put. If you’re the last person on a number once all the other have advanced, you’re out. These questions will be on survival and the message boards. All right, if you’ll each pick a spot, we’ll get started...

A = Alucard
D = Ditzyhick
I = Ivy
K = Karn
M = MrDude
R = Robo-Blonde
# = Square number

A D I K M R
1  1 1 1  1  1
2  2 2 2  2  2
2  2 2 2  2  2
3  3 3 3  3  3
3  3 3 3  3  3
4  4 4 4  4  4
4  4 4 4  4  4
W I N N E R

Johnny: First question... What number is Warteen’s message board? A. 754717 B. 490316 C. 411024 D. 5
Alucard: C, Ditzyhick: C, Ivy: B, Karn: A, MrDude: C, Robo-Blonde: A
1  1 I K 1 R
A D1 1  M  1
2  2 2 2  2  2
2  2 2 2  2  2
3  3 3 3  3  3
3  3 3 3  3  3
4  4 4 4  4  4
4  4 4 4  4  4
W I N N E R

Johnny: True or false- If you eat poisonous mushrooms, you should try to make yourself throw up immediately.
Alucard: TRUE, Ditzyhick: TRUE, Ivy: TRUE, Karn: FALSE, MrDude: TRUE, Robo-Blonde: FALSE
Johnny: Believe it or not, the correct answer is false. Karn and Robo-Blonde, take a step forward. Even if you could cause yourself to vomit, the toxins still wouldn’t be out of your system.
1  1 I 1   1  1
A D1 K M R
2  2 2 2  2  2
2  2 2 2  2  2
3  3 3 3  3  3
3  3 3 3  3  3
4  4 4 4  4  4
4  4 4 4  4  4
W I N N E R

Johnny: Okay, next question. Warteen’s Final Fantasy 3 Page’s hints section is called what? A. Hints B. Shadow’s Cafe C. Monkey World D. Tricks and Tips
Alucard: C, Ditzyhick: B, Ivy: D, Karn: B, MrDude: B, Robo-Blonde: A
Johnny: Well, as some of you seem to know, it was B: Shadow’s Cafe. Ditzyhick, Karn, and MrDude, take a step forward.
1  1 I 1 1  1
A 11 1 1  R
2  D 2 K M  2
2  2  2 2  2   2
3  3  3 3  3   3
3  3  3 3  3   3
4  4  4 4  4   4
4  4  4 4  4   4
W I N N E R

Johnny: All right, next question. What is the longest venomous snake in the world? A. King Cobra B. Pit Viper C. Coral Snake D. Anaconda
Alucard: A, Ditzyhick: C, Ivy: C, Karn: A, MrDude: B, Robo-Blonde: A.
Johnny: The correct answer was A, the king cobra. Alucard, Karn, and Robo-Blonde, step forward. Ivy... bad news.
Ivy: Dang it! I’m out...
Johnny: Yep... sorry.
1  1 1  1  1
1  1 1  1  1
A D 2 M R
2  2 K 2  2
3  3 3  3  3
3  3 3  3  3
4  4 4  4  4
4  4 4  4  4
W I N N E R

(edited for time)
1  1 1  1  1
1  1 1  1  1
2  D 2 2  R
A  2 2 M 2
3  3 K 3  3
3  3 3  3  3
4  4 4  4  4
4  4 4  4  4
W I N N E R

1  1 1  1  1
1  1 1  1  1
2  D 2 2  2
2  2 2  2  R
A 3 K M 3
3  3 3  3  3
4  4 4  4  4
4  4 4  4  4
W I N N E R

W I N N E R
1  1 1   1  1
1  1 1   1  1
2  2 2   2   2
2  D 2  2  2
A 3 3   3  R
3  3 K M  3
4  4 4   4  4
4  4 4   4  4
W I N N E R

Ditzyhick: Oh no...
Johnny: I’m afraid so. You’re outta here, Ditzyhick.
  1  1   1  1
  1  1   1  1
  2  2   2  2
  2  2  2   2
  A 3   3  3
  3  3   3  R
  4  K M  4
  4  4   4  4
W I N N E R

  1  1   1  1
  1  1   1  1
  2  2   2  2
  2  2   2   2
  A 3   3  3
  3  3   3  3
  4  4  M  R
  4  K   4  4
W I N N E R

Alucard: I knew that ‘challenge your mind’ thing couldn’t be good...
Johnny: Yep. We’re down to three.
   1 1  1
   1 1  1
   2 2  2
   2 2  2
   3 3  3
   3 3  3
   4 4  R
   K M  4
W I N N E R

Johnny: Okay, this could be the last question, unless we get a tie, then there will be a tie-breaking question. All right, the question is: True or false- This beach is called Asmara Beach. (no peeking!)
Karn: TRUE, MrDude: TRUE, Robo-Blonde: TRUE
Johnny: Yes, it was true, this is Asmara Beach, like I said a while back. Well, Robo-Blonde is out. Sorry.
Robo-Blonde: Dang it...
Johnny: All right, this tie-breaker question will determine the winner, Karn or MrDude. Which of the following can you drink to kill intestinal parasites? A. Mango Juice B. Gasoline C. Milk D. There’s nothing you can drink to kill them.
Karn: B, MrDude: A
Johnny: You really wanted that cruise, didn’t you MrDude?
MrDude: Oh no! Did I lose it?
Johnny: The correct answer was B: Gasoline. Congratulations, Karn.
Karn: Yes!!!
Johnny: I’ll pick you up later. Here’s something else to think about: You may be able to have somebody join you for breakfast tomorrow morning. Later.
Back at Tarrano Beach
Karn: Well, now I have to decide who to take with me.
Ivy: Yeah, it must be a tough decision...
Karn: Uh huh. You know, you’ve been awfully nice to me throughout this whole thing. I guess I’ll bring you.
Ivy: Thanks... it’ll be great.
Later on
Johnny: *comes in on a motorboat* Hey Karn, get your butt over here!
Karn: Yeah, I’m ready for my cruise Johnny!
Johnny: Well, you’ve earned it. Hop on.
Ditzyhick: You have fun, Karn.
MrDude: Yeah, go get ‘em, dude.
Karn: Woo hoo! *He gets on the boat and Johnny whispers something in his ear. He turns around.* Hey, guys! Johnny says I can have somebody to come to the ship for breakfast tomorrow! Who should I bring?.... Ivy, you know it’s you!
Ivy: Thanks, Karn!
Johnny: Okay Ivy, I’ll see you tomorrow morning.
To save time, let’s just say Karn has a great night. He gets a hot shower, a hot meal, and even a massage from the ship’s masseuse, Helga (woo!). The next morning, Ivy joins Karn and Johnny Host for a breakfast of bacon and eggs. She eats eight platefuls before quitting, and they head back to the beach and talk about the experience with the other eager survivors. That, of course, is the beginning of...

DAY 33
Karn: Man, that must’ve been the greatest reward challenge so far.
Ivy: Yeah. Thanks again for the meal, Karn.
MrDude: That was good of you to pick her, Karn...
Robo-Blonde: Well sure it was, but I’d still rather you’d have picked me!
Karn: Naturally. If I’d been given the option to bring all of you, I would have.
Ditzyhick: That’s nice of you, Karn.
Karn: Well, I try.
Alucard: *walks up* Guys. We. Have. Mail.
MrDude: What’s wrong with you, ‘Card?
Alucard: Nothing. Is. Wrong. Just. Read. The. Mail.
Robo-Blonde: *rolls her eyes* All right, give me the mail. *Alucard gives it to her* Let’s see here...
“Six people left,
Soon less people still.
Immunity today
Requires pure will.”
MrDude: I guess pure will won’t be a difficult thing. I, for one, really want to win this.
Ditzyhick: Well, good luck.
Later on, at the beach
Johnny: Welcome, survivors. I know that the last thing you want right now is a lecture from me... but that’s what you’re getting anyway! Here we are on day 33... that’s a long time. Missing home, anyone?
Robo-Blonde: I think we’re all missing home, Johnny. Could we just get on with it?
Johnny: Yikes, feisty! Maybe it’s all that rice... Anyway, the immunity challenge depends on balance and will power. There are four balance beams tied together above the ocean. You guys will stand on them and the person left there the longest wins. I’ll also be taking away a balance beam periodically, making it tougher to balance. And you’re not allowed to touch each other, but anything else goes. So get on out there. *The final six survivors take their spots.* Survivors ready? Begin!
They’re just standing there on the beams for awhile, not saying anything to each other. The first twenty minutes or so turns into a time of quiet reflection on the last 33 days, while the boardgoers realize just how much they’ve missed their loved ones. At 25 minutes, the action begins...
Alucard: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beeeeeer...!
MrDude: *groan*
Robo-Blonde: Well, we’ve come a long way, haven’t we?
Ditzyhick: It’s been way too long out here. I miss my family.
Karn: I don’t blame you.
More time passes...
Alucard: Eighty-three bottles of beer!...
Robo-Blonde: Hmph. *she jumps off the balance beam*
Ivy: One down!
Johnny: *wades up as Robo-Blonde is going back to the beach to tan for a while* Hey guys. I’m removing a board now. Try to keep your balance while I do so. *removes the board*
Alucard: Seventy-nine bottles of... w-woaaaah! *he falls off with a big splash*
MrDude: Yes!
It’s been 1.5 hours now.
Karn: Well, have fun guys. I don’t feel right taking immunity from you. *he jumps off*
Johnny: *wades up and removes another board* Half the boards and half the people are gone now. Kind of a scary thought, huh? *leaves*
Ivy: What is wrong with that man?
MrDude: I dunno. Maybe he wasn’t held as a child or something.
Ditzyhick: Hee hee...
At 2.5 hours
Ivy: I guess I’ll be okay...
MrDude: Huh?
Ivy: Nothing. *she jumps off the 2 remaining boards and swims back to the beach*
Ditzyhick: What do you suppose that was all about?
MrDude: The Alliance. We’re the last two Quanza members, you know...
Ditzyhick: Yeah... So the plan was to get rid of us the whole time.
MrDude: You got it. So the bottom line is, one of us is gone tonight, and the other is gone next time.
Ditzyhick: Well, if I win this, I won’t vote for you.
MrDude: Likewise. I’m glad I got to know you, Ditzyhick. You’re really a nice person. Sorry it ever ended like this.
Ditzyhick: Yeah. It’s not really fair to us, but we didn’t get much choice, did we? It was either kill or be killed from the very start.
MrDude: Yep...
Johnny: Hi guys. This is it. You’re down to the last board. It’ll be tough on you now. *He removes the final board. As he does this, Ditzyhick shifts her feet to regain her balance, but overcompensates and falls off. MrDude wins immunity.*

That night, at Clan Council
Johnny: Welcome, guys. Before we get started, let’s bring in our final Clan Council, which is growing... *Deuce, Enigma, and Merlin come in and sit down across from the final six.* Remember that they’re merely here to observe, not speak. *Enigma looks dissappointed.* Anyway, let’s go ahead and vote.
Inside the voting booth
Karn: *writes “Ditzyhick” and holds it up* It’s absolutely nothing personal, I’m crazy about her. It just seems to me that she misses her family a lot and she’s not having a good time anymore. I’ll probably be joining her soon enough... the price I’ll pay for falling in with such a crowd.
Ditzyhick: *writes “Robo-Blonde” and holds it up* I’m gone anyway... it doesn’t really matter who I vote for. But I guess Robo-Blonde is the leader of the alliance, or what’s left of it after we got rid of Enigma. I’m glad that she didn’t win at least.
Back Outside
Johnny: Remember that once the votes are counted, the decision is final and the person must leave immediately. I’ll tally the votes. *He gets the voting jar and pulls out a slip of paper.* First vote... Ditzyhick. Next vote...... Ditzyhick. Next vote... Robo-Blonde. Next vote... Ditzyhick. Next vote... Ditzyhick. That’s more than half, so we don’t need to look at the last vote. Ditzyhick, you need to bring me your torch.
Ditzyhick: Be nice, guys. Play fair. *She brings it to him and watches as he puts it out.*
Johnny: Sorry. Your tribe has spoken. *She leaves.* Well guys, I’ll see you later. Sleep well, and stuff.

DITZYHICK’S FINAL WORDS
Ditzyhick: Well, I can’t say I didn’t see it coming. Frankly, though, I’m glad I got out when I did. It was fun while it lasted, but I won’t miss it. Bye everyone.

VOTES
Princess Ditzyhick- Robo-Blonde, Karn_Evil_9, A.E. Ivy, Alucard
Robo-Blonde- Princess Ditzyhick
A.E. Ivy- MrDude

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