But now, the two clans have merged into one - Tarrano. The remaining contestants will have to fend for themselves as we discover who is the best at...
SURVIVAL
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DAY 34
TARRANO
MrDude: So what can I do to think about getting past the next vote?
Robo-Blonde: Why are you asking me?
MrDude: I think you know why.
Robo-Blonde: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
MrDude: The word “alliance” doesn’t ring any bells?
Robo-Blonde: ...fine. Here’s the deal. We want to get rid of Ivy. She’s been really annoying the whole time and we really don’t need her anymore. We’ll keep you over her, all right?
MrDude: That’s more like it.

Ivy: Well, we’re in the home stretch, I guess.
Robo-Blonde: Yeah, you might say that.
Ivy: Listen... I’m okay, right?
Robo-Blonde: What do you mean?
Ivy: Nothing...
Karn (to camera): Everybody’s mad at Ivy now. What she did was really deceitful... she tried to make herself look all good and nice to the Quanza members who are in the jury now while she was backstabbing them and voting for them. “No, no, I’m not in any alliance!” Right...
MrDude (to camera): I could still go all the way. I’ve got a shot. I just have to make sure it’s Ivy who gets the axe at the next vote and not me.
Alucard (to camera): I’m Batman.

DAY 35
Robo-Blonde (to camera): This is the... I don’t know, thirty-something-eth day of the Survival contest... All I know is that it’s the fourth day until the end.
Karn (to camera): It’s almost getting to the point where I’ll envy the person who gets voted off next. They don’t have to put up with three more days of this. These people are lying, conniving, and backstabbing. I can’t believe I ever voted with them. Well, it got me this far, but I’m done with them now. There’s no reason for them to know that, though.
MrDude (to camera): Robo-Blonde is telling one thing to me, telling another thing to Ivy. Ivy’s telling one thing to me, and telling another thing to Karn... and Alucard just sits back and watches it all happen.
Alucard: (as he plays with a rock) Strange...
Karn: What is it?
Alucard: It’s a rock.
Karn: No... I mean, what’s strange?
Alucard: Huh?
Robo-Blonde: I think he means it’s strange that we didn’t get any mail yet concerning the next and last reward challenge.
MrDude: That is pretty strange. You know what’s even stranger, though?
Ivy: What?
MrDude: That we’re all sitting here together. I mean, we don’t even LIKE each other.
Alucard: Hee hee!
MrDude: No, but seriously... It’s almost like we were supposed to be here together or something.
**Johnny wobbles up as if on cue.**
Johnny: He-Hey guysh...
Ivy: Hi, Johnny.
Johnny: How arrreya guysh doin’ taday?
Karn: We’re fine. Hey, aren’t you gonna tell us about the reward challenge?
Johnny: Heh heh... oh yeah, about dat... heh heh... you guysh’ll luv dis. *hic* Shee, the thing ish that we were gonna have da reward challengche be fer a trip to a bar, okay? Sho, then we... hee hee... we realished dat you guysh’re all minors! Hee hee hee!
Karn: I’m not a minor...
Johnny: YOU SHUT UP!!! Sho, anyway, instead I went to the bar for yas. Heh heh... sho, you don’t even needta have dis reward challenge. Sho, g’night. *He passes out. Two crewmen come and pick him up and take him away.*
MrDude: I couldn’t understand most of that, but did he say no reward challenge?
Karn: That he did. He drank all the alcohol.
Ivy: What a scumbag.
Robo-Blonde: Thank you, Master of the Obvious...
Alucard: Anyway... Who’s up for some rice?

DAY 36
Ivy: Well, looks like we finally got some mail.
Karn: What’s it say?
Ivy: It says...
“Four will go on
And one will stay.
Good luck at winning
Immunity today.”
MrDude: Great... we get no hint about what the challenge is?
Karn: Guess not.
Later on, in the woods Johnny: Hey guys. Have a seat. First of all, I’d like to apologize for my behavior yesterday.
MrDude: Don’t worry about it.
Johnny: Thanks. Anyway, I have a story to tell you guys before we get to the immunity challenge. It’s about the island’s native beliefs that are shared by the people who once lived here. *Alucard settles in against a rock and goes to sleep.* The people who lived here believed many things that we’ve based some of our customs on during the whole Survival competition. *MrDude dozes off.* One of those was the conch shell that I’ve been blowing at each Clan Council. *Robo-Blonde leans on Alucard and starts snoring.* The people here used to believe that... *Karn goes to sleep.* Okay, you know what? Forget the stupid challenge! *Everyone wakes up.* Ivy wins immunity, since she’s the only one with any valid listening skills on this island. *He slips the Can’t Get Kicked Off Talisman around Ivy’s neck.*
Ivy: Woo hoo!
Johnny: See you guys at Clan Council tonight. I can’t wait to see which one of you gets kicked off next. *leaves*
Karn: Well that’s a bummer... Robo-Blonde: Uh, yeah.
MrDude: Congratulations Ivy...

That night, at Clan Council
Johnny: Welcome to the Clan Council that will be deciding who the final four survivors are. Let’s bring in our final Clan Council, which is now growing... *Deuce, Enigma, Merlin, and Ditzyhick come in and sit down across from the still remaining contestants. They all look well-fed and rested up.* Anyway, I guess you guys don’t have a lot more to say to each other. You’ve spent 36 days together as it is. Let’s get right to the vote.
Inside the voting booth
MrDude: *writes “Robo-Blonde” and holds it up* I really wish Ivy hadn’t won immunity...
Back outside
Johnny: All right, you’ve all voted... I’ll tally the votes. Remember, once they are counted, the decision is final and the person voted off must leave immediately. *He retrieves the voting container.* First vote... MrDude. Next vote... Robo-Blonde. Next vote... MrDude. Next vote... Robo-Blonde. That makes two for Robo-Blonde and two for MrDude. Final vote... *He holds it up. It says “Mr. Dude.”* MrDude, you need to bring me your torch. *MrDude brings him the torch and he puts it out.* Your tribe has spoken. You need to leave. *MrDude leaves.* Well, you guys are the final four. Congratulations. We’ll be having our first Clan Council to remove one of you tomorrow, so prepare yourselves. Bye. *leaves*

MrDUDE’S FINAL WORDS
MrDude: Well, I don’t really have a lot to say at this point... It was fun while it lasted and I think it’s great that I got this far. It was me or Ivy tonight, and with her gone that only left one target for the alliance. I think it ought to get pretty ugly now that I’m gone. I hope everybody sees me as the last good person down. Bye.

VOTES
MrDude- Robo-Blonde, Karn_Evil_9, Alucard
Robo-Blonde- MrDude, A.E. Ivy
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