These tribes will compete for rewards and immunity, and we will see who is the best at...
SURVIVAL
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DAY 7
QUANZA
Luna: Good job yesterday, guys. We’re out of fruit now, though, so we’ll have to win the reward challenge tomorrow. As long as we keep beating the Gamtro clan at the challenges, we’ll be fine.
Deuce: Gee, do ya think?
Luna: What was that?!
Deuce: Nothing...
Deuce (to camera): I’m really starting to get tired of Luna. All she ever does is act like she’s the best and that she’s in charge. She needs to learn that this is a democracy and that everyone is equal here.
Luna (to camera): Deuce is bugging me. I’m out here trying to help us win and all I’m getting from him is attitude. Merlin and MrDude are annoying, too. They just sit around playing cards all day and make the rest of us do all the work.
Merlin: Call!
MrDude: Full house, tens over kings.
Merlin: Aw, man...
Luna: Hey, do you two want to help us over here? We’re trying to build a boat.
Merlin: Sorry Luna, we’re busy.
MrDude: Yeah, but we’ll go fishing later.
GAMTRO
Warteen: Raistlin, I’m getting a feeling that you and Alucard don’t like me.
Raistlin: Why would you say that?
Warteen: Well, I got three votes at clan council last night. I’m thinking it was you, Alucard, and someone else.
Raistlin: Nonsense!!! GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!
Raistlin (to camera): Warteen’s catching on. He needs to leave, NOW. The longer he’s here, the more of a threat he is to me.
Warteen: I don’t know, it just seems like they’re gunning for me.
Karn: That’s odd. I wonder why they hate you so much.
Warteen: I’m not sure... hey, you didn’t vote for me, did you?
Karn: No, I didn’t.
Karn (to camera): I’m really feeling sorry for Warteen. He’s not going to have much of a chance if he got three votes last night. We need to just win some more immunity challenges and no one else will have to go yet.
Robo-Blonde: So, who should go next?
Enigma: You know, maybe we were a little hasty in voting off Moonditz.
Ivy: What do you mean?
Enigma: I mean, we need another member in our alliance or our vote’s only three-strong.
Robo-Blonde: That’s true. We’ll have to be careful about who we approach, though. We want to keep this a secret as long as we can.
Ivy (to camera): I think it’s a good move getting in an alliance early on. It’ll really help me stay longer. Robo-Blonde and especially Enigma seem a little vicious for my tastes, though. Maybe it’s not such a good move...
Robo-Blonde (to camera): Our alliance is going all the way once we get one more person. I’m going to win this thing.

DAY 8
QUANZA
Luna: All right, guys, we have our boat ready.
Shadow: Soon, we’ll be able to get fresh fish!
Uncle Elmo: That’s good, I’m getting tired of rice already.
Princess Ditzyhick: You said it.
Ditzyhick (to camera): I think Luna’s getting good results, but I don’t like the way she’s getting them. She’s really ruthless and bossy.
Shadow (to camera): Luna’s definitely a hard worker, and I like that. She’s getting results and she’s not afraid to show a little teeth to make the rest of the clan work.
Uncle Elmo (to camera): Luna’s really nice, once you get to know her. She seems strict, but that’s only because she doesn’t like people who refuse to work hard.
GAMTRO
Alucard: Yo guys, we have a letter!
Raistlin: What does it say?
Alucard: It’s a purty little rhyme! Yay!
“If you want something
That’s not a dud,
You’ll have to learn
To play in the mud!
Ivy: Play in the mud? Gross...
That afternoon, at the local mud volcano
Johnny: All right guys, this is your reward challenge. The reward will be a surprise, but trust me: It’s something you’ll like.
Shadow: Maybe it’s a gun.
Johnny: Um, no, nothing like that. Anyway, here’s what you have to do. Inside this dormant volcano, there’s a lot of mud. Hence the name “mud volcano”.
Uncle Elmo: Ohhhhh...
Johnny: Your challenge is to go in there and come back with lots of mud and put it in these big buckets we have here. The orange colored bucket is for the Gamtro clan and the yellow colored bucket is for the Quanza clan. The team with the most mud in their bucket after 3 minutes wins the reward. And... go!
The race to get lots of mud begins and Quanza gets a slight lead because Uncle Elmo, MrDude, and Merlin, the largest people on the island, are completely covering their bodies with mud and moving quite quickly. However, their advantage is cancelled out because Luna, blinded by the mud in her eyes, accidentally puts all her mud into Gamtro’s bucket. Gamtro wins the challenge by a tiny amount.
Shadow: Aw, man...
Johnny: Well, good job Gamtro! And here’s your reward: 7 care packages filled with hygiene products, one for each of you.
Enigma: All RIGHT! Razors, soap, shampoo... this stuff is great!
Johnny: Congratulations. I’ll see you guys tomorrow at the immunity challenge.

DAY 9
GAMTRO
Enigma (to camera): This stuff we won is great. It’s all the comforts of home I’ve been missing. I never knew that Luna was a double agent. *laughs* I don’t think she knew it either.
Ivy: All right, guys, we have to remember that the Quanza clan will be trying extra hard to win today’s immunity challenge, since we took the reward.
Warteen: Right. We can’t let them win.
QUANZA
Luna: Man, you guys are terrible.
Deuce: Um, Miss Luna, I hate to be rude, but...
Luna: WHAT?!
Merlin: I think he was going to say that YOU were the one that made us lose yesterday’s reward challenge.
Uncle Elmo: C’mon, give her a break. It was an honest mistake.
Shadow: *walks up and interrupts the heated conversation* Guys, I have another letter from Johnny Host. It says:
“Looking for a challenge?
I’ve got one for you.
Meet in the woods,
You’ll see what to do.”
Ditzyhick: Meet in the woods, huh? Maybe it involves climbing.
Uncle Elmo: Could be.
In the woods...
Johnny: Welcome to the immunity challenge. Your challenge is to climb these trees. They’re about 150 feet tall, so you’ll only have to climb 50 feet to win. There are platforms fifty feet up. You’ll each choose your two fastest climbers to try to win the race. The first team to have both climbers reach their platform wins. Good luck.
Quanza chooses Deuce and Shadow as its climbers, while Gamtro selects Enigma and Karn. The climb begins uneventfully and all four climbers reach about 40 feet up at an even rate. However, Deuce, right beneath Shadow, suddenly stops.
Shadow: What’s wrong?!
Deuce: I just remembered... I’m afraid of heights!
Shadow, now about 5 feet ahead of Deuce, has no choice but to go back down and help Deuce the rest of the way up. This costs them, though, as Karn and Enigma finish on pace. Gamtro wins immunity.
Johnny: Tough break, Quanza. I’ll see you at clan council tonight. *leaves*
Back at Quanza Beach
Luna: Deuce, you idiot! Why didn’t you TELL us you were afraid of heights? I could’ve climbed that and we’d have won!
Deuce: I’m sorry.
Luna: Sorry doesn’t cut it, pal. You’re done.
That night, at clan council
Johnny: Well guys, how about that immunity challenge? What happened up there, Deuce?
Deuce: I feel really bad about that. I just got almost to the top and I froze up. I shouldn’t have looked down.
Johnny: What about you, Shadow? I saw that you had to come back down to help Deuce and it seemed to cost you the race.
Shadow: Yeah, that’s about it. I don’t want to say anything negative about my teammate.
Johnny: Fair enough. Time to vote.
In the voting booth...
Luna: *writes “Deuce” and holds it up* I’m voting this way for obvious reasons. He’s a pain in the neck and he made us lose.
Back at the council
Johnny: Okay, I’ll tally the votes. Remember, once the votes are counted, the decision is final and the person voted off must leave immediately. First vote- Deuce. Next vote- Deuce. Next vote- Deuce. That’s three votes, Deuce. Next vote- Luna. Next vote- Luna. Next vote- Luna. That makes three votes for Deuce, three for Luna. And the next person to leave the island is... *holds up the last vote* Luna. Bring me your torch, Luna. *she brings it to him, he puts it out* Your tribe has spoken. You need to leave. *Luna walks off* Well guys, you’ve survived your second tribal council. Let’s hope you’re not here again soon. Good night.

LUNA’S FINAL WORDS
Luna: Well, I guess this just shows that the slackers and underachievers are the real survivors. Yeah, right. Anyway, I want to say that I may have seemed gruff while I was here, but I’m really not so bad. At least I got that boat built. Good night everybody.

VOTES
Luna- Deuce, Merlin, MrDude, Princess Ditzyhick
Deuce- Luna, Uncle Elmo, Shadow

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