QUANZA CLAN
Merlin
JMC (voted off)
Deuce
Shadow
Uncle Elmo
Princess Ditzyhick
A.E. Luna (voted off)
MrDude
These tribes will compete for rewards and immunity, and we will see who is the best
at...
SURVIVAL
*theme music plays, cut to commercial*
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DAY 10
GAMTRO
Ivy: Hey, Karn!
Karn: What’s up?
Ivy: Can you keep a secret?
Karn: I guess so... Sure.
Ivy: All right, here’s the deal. Robo-Blonde, Enigma, and I are in an alliance.
Karn: An alliance? Isn’t that kind of underhanded?
Ivy: I know, I know... But it’s all about survival, right? So I guess you know what I’m
going to ask next.
Karn: You want me to join, don’t you? You need four people for this alliance to
work.
Ivy: You’re so smart, Karn.
Karn: Well, thanks. But I’m not joining an alliance. I don’t want to have any part of
it.
Ivy: I’m sorry to hear that... please don’t tell anyone else, though.
Karn: I won’t.
QUANZA
Merlin: Man, you win again...
MrDude: I told you, I’m the best at poker!
Merlin: No kidding. But maybe we should quit for now. Let’s talk.
MrDude: About what?
Merlin: About the matter at hand. We should think about who’s going next, if we don’t
want it to be us.
MrDude: You know what, you’re right. Let’s vote together, and we’ll be safer.
GAMTRO
Warteen: Guys, it’s true! Ivy, Enigma, and Robo-Blonde have an alliance going!
Raistlin: I see. And... how do you know this?
Warteen: I was in the woods and I heard a conversation between Ivy and Karn! She was
trying to get him to join, but he refused!
Alucard: All right, so we’ll all vote for Ivy if we go to Clan Council next?
Warteen: Actually, I was thinking we should all vote for Enigma. She seems to be more
ruthless than Ivy.
Raistlin: Sounds good.
Warteen: Okay guys. I’m counting on you. *leaves*
Alucard: What do you think?
Raistlin: He’s lying. He figured out that we’d be voting against him and he made up this
story so we’d hit someone else.
Alucard: But what if he’s not?
Raistlin: Then, we’d be in some trouble.
DAY 11
QUANZA
Uncle Elmo: Rice, rice, rice again... I am getting SICK of RICE!!!
Princess Ditzyhick: Just think about the fruit that we enjoyed not too long ago.
Uncle Elmo: I can’t even REMEMBER the fruit!!! I hardly got any of it!
Shadow: What are you talking about? I seem to recall you devouring an entire
watermelon in a minute flat.
Uncle Elmo: Well, yeah... but besides that...
Deuce: Mail call, guys!
Shadow: What did Johnny come up with this time?
Deuce: “Getting hungry?
Well, I’m not.
How about a slice
That’s nice and hot?”
Shadow: What a foo...
Ditzyhick: A hot slice? We could win some PIZZA?!
Uncle Elmo: Oh man, we HAVE to win this one!
At the Reward Challenge site...
Johnny: What’s up, guys? I take it from the hungry looks on your faces that you
interpreted my little poem, so here’s the reward you’re playing for: FOUR large cheese
pizzas! (Uncle Elmo looks as though he may pass out) Okay, here’s the challenge.
You’ll be blindfolded and tied together again, but this time it won’t be a race you’ll be
running. Instead, you’ll have to make your rope into various shapes while you’re still in
it. The first team to make a legitimate circle, square, and then triangle, wins the prize
from our friends at Jet’s Pizza. (blindfolds are put on) Survivors ready? Begin! A
circle, square, and then triangle.
Quanza gains the upper hand in this challenge by virtue of the fact that they happened
to be standing in a circle to begin with. Gamtro, despite a valiant effort, is unable catch
up. Quanza wins.
Johnny: The winners are the Quanza Clan!
Robo-Blonde: No fair! They cheated!
Johnny: Sorry. Quanza, here’s your pizza. *everyone returns to their respective
dwellings, with the Quanza members up some pizza*
Uncle Elmo: All right! It’s pizza time! Let’s dig in!
Deuce: Hey Elmo, maybe we should dole it out so it lasts lon...
Uncle Elmo: QUIET YOU!!! *grabs an entire pizza and runs off with it*
Deuce: That wasn’t very nice...
Ditzyhick: No, it wasn’t.
DAY 12
GAMTRO
Enigma: So who’s going next?
Ivy: Woah, easy there. We haven’t lost the immunity challenge yet.
Enigma: Of course. I mean, in case we do.
Robo-Blonde: We need to figure out who the others are probably voting for and use that
to our advantage.
QUANZA
Merlin: Who should we vote for next?
MrDude: Let’s not worry about that now. Let’s concentrate on winning the immunity
challenge.
Merlin: Okay. Man, this pizza is so great...
MrDude: Well, enjoy it. That’s one of the last slices.
Shadow: *walks up* Guys, we have a note concerning the immunity challenge.
MrDude: Cool. Read it.
Shadow: “Don’t bother drinking
And don’t do drugs.
I have something else--
Eating bugs!”
Merlin: Eating bugs? That’s not much of a challenge.
Shadow: So you like bugs, huh?
Merlin: N...no! I didn’t say that!!!
In the clearing, the spot for the immunity challenge
Johnny: Oh, you guys are going to LOVE this one. You’ll each be picking one member
to represent your team. Those two will go against each other. They’ll each have two
grubs. *gestures at two dishes where a total of four slimy grubs are wiggling around*
The first person to swallow both grubs wins their team immunity. I’ll give you a few
minutes to decide who will represent your teams.
Quanza decides that Merlin should be the one to eat bugs for them after Shadow
informs the rest of the team about Merlin’s earlier comment.
Merlin: I knew I should’ve kept my mouth shut...
Shadow: C’mon. It’ll be fun. *chuckles*
Gamtro, on the other hand, has trouble delegating this responsibility. Eventually,
forced to make a decision, they draw straws and Enigma gets the short straw. She steps
forward after a brief plead. Once the challenge begins, it’s clear that Merlin’s
pizza-eating skills can come in very handy. He grabs one grub in each hand and stuffs
them in his mouth. Meanwhile, Enigma is afraid to even touch her grubs. Merlin
swallows, then shows Johnny his empty mouth. Quanza wins immunity.
Johnny: Nice job, Merlin. Gamtros, I’ll see you guys tonight at Clan Council.
*leaves*
Ditzyhick: Way to go, Merlin! I could kiss you, but you DID just eat two big bugs.
At clan council that night
Johnny: Well guys, there’s not really much to say here. Let’s go ahead and vote.
In the voting booth
Warteen: *writes “Enigma” and holds it up* Enigma is really ruthless and she’s in the
alliance. Plus, she lost the challenge for us today.
Karn: *writes “Enigma” and holds it up* Enigma is a part of the alliance Ivy told me
about, so she’s dangerous to me. She lost today’s challenge as well.
Back at Clan Council
Johnny: Remember, when the votes are tallied it is final and the person voted off must
leave immediately. I’ll tally the votes. First vote- Warteen. Next vote- Warteen. Next
vote- Enigma. Next vote- Warteen. Next vote- Enigma. That makes 3 for Warteen, 2 for
Enigma. Next vote... Warteen. Warteen, you need to bring me your torch.
Warteen: Dang... oh well guys, have fun. *watches as his torch is put out*
Johnny: Your tribe has spoken. *Warteen leaves* Well guys, you’ve survived 2 clan
councils so far. Try not to have to go through another one before the merger.
Robo-Blonde: Merger?
Johnny: Remember? In six days the two tribes will be merging into one. The tribe with
the most members going into the merger will obviously have an advantage. Good night.
*leaves*
WARTEEN’S FINAL WORDS
Warteen: Well, I guess I deserved to be voted off for not volunteering for that bug-eating
thing. Maybe if I had won that, it wouldn’t have happened this way. I just want the rest
of my tribe to know that there’s no hard feelings. Bye.
VOTES
Warteen- Robo-Blonde, Alucard, Raistlin, A.E. Ivy, Enigma
Enigma- Warteen, Karn_Evil_9
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