Sixteen people who kinda know each other, marooned on an abandoned island and separated into two tribes, Gamtro and Quanza.
GAMTRO CLAN
Alucard
Warteen (voted off)
Raistlin
Karn_Evil_9
A.E. Ivy
Robo-Blonde
Enigma
Moonditz (voted off)

QUANZA CLAN
Merlin
JMC (voted off)
Deuce
Shadow
Uncle Elmo
Princess Ditzyhick
A.E. Luna (voted off)
MrDude

These tribes will compete for rewards and immunity, and we will see who is the best at...
SURVIVAL
*theme music plays, cut to commercial*
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DAY 13
GAMTRO
Raistlin: It’s good that we got rid of Warteen.
Alucard: Yeah. But... how many votes did he have again?
Raistlin: I don’t remember. What difference does it make?
Raistlin (to camera): I think Alucard might be starting to go a little stir-crazy. He’s become paranoid about an alliance and he’s also been doing some other strange things...
Alucard: (talking into a coconut phone) That’s right, I want 23 pineapple-and-pepperoni pizzas. Uh-huh. This will be on Visa.
Robo-Blonde: He’s flipped.
QUANZA
Uncle Elmo: How’s the game going, guys?
Merlin: It’s okay.
MrDude: Yeah, we’re good.
MrDude (to camera): Elmo’s trying to get in good with us now because he’s starting to realize that we’re thinking of voting him off. Too late...
Merlin (to camera): Uncle Elmo takes all the food from us! I know he works well and everything, but c’mon... we get hungry too. A couple days ago when we won the reward challenge he ate an entire pizza by himself. That got under my skin.
Deuce: Guys, I caught enough fish to last us for the rest of the week!
Shadow: Nice work, man.
Uncle Elmo: Woo hoo! Did you get any lobster?

DAY 14
GAMTRO
Ivy (to camera): Things are dull here at Gamtro Beach. We probably voted off two of the nicest people we had. I tried to convince Robo-Blonde and Enigma that we shouldn’t, but they refused to listen. I’m starting to question my place in this alliance.
Enigma: You know, Ivy may be trouble.
Robo-Blonde: Yeah, but probably not right away. We should use her as long as we can.
Enigma: Right. She doesn’t have enough of a backbone to stand up to us.
Robo-Blonde (to camera): I like Enigma. She’s one of the only other ones who realizes that this is about survival, not about being nice. My chances are pretty good at this point.
QUANZA
Uncle Elmo: Hey guys, we’ve got mail.
Shadow: Here’s what it says:
“Missing home?
Well, it’s okay.
How ‘bout some letters
From home today?”
Uncle Elmo (to camera): So, we get the note from Johnny about the reward challenge, and apparently the prize will be letters from home. I think it would be great to hear from my folks and my girlfriend, so I’m really hoping we win this thing. I’m getting sick of this island.
At the spot for the reward challenge
Johnny: All right guys, you’ve been through three reward challenges now, but perhaps none of the rewards were as valuable as this one. *holds up 12 envelopes* I have here letters from the respective homes of each and every one of you.
Ivy: Wow, I really want to win this one.
Johnny: Absolutely. This challenge is all about teamwork. The task is to build a six-person human pyramid and hold it for five seconds. It’s not difficult to do, but the hard part is that you have to be fast. Survivors ready... go!
The teams start out neck and neck. Quanza has an easy choice to make, putting Uncle Elmo, MrDude, and Merlin in the bottom row. Gamtro uses Raistlin, Alucard, and Karn. For the second row, Quanza uses Deuce and Shadow. Gamtro, left with three females, opts to put Ivy and Enigma in the middle row. That leaves Robo-Blonde on top for Gamtro and Princess Ditzyhick for Quanza. Robo-Blonde climbs to the top a little quicker, giving Gamtro a split second advantage. It looks as if Gamtro may win, but at the last second Raistlin gives out a cry and collapses, causing all the Gamtros to tumble to the ground. Quanza wins.
Johnny: Congratulations, Quanza! Well, Gamtro, I guess you know what that means. *rips up all the Gamtro letters and leaves* GAMTRO
Raistlin (to camera): We were about to win the challenge and I’d be able to get a letter from home, right? So, I’m all excited, when suddenly I feel Enigma, who’s on top of me, push her knee down into my back. It made me collapse at the last second, and now everyone’s mad at me. It sure wasn’t my fault.
QUANZA
Uncle Elmo: This is so great. This means more to me than any money that I could win.
Shadow: I know what you mean. I miss my family too.
Shadow (to camera): I miss my family, but that doesn’t make me a momma’s boy. If anyone were to call me a momma’s boy, I would have to kill them. Seriously, though, I think I have a good strategy here by not getting anyone mad at me. If I’m going to win, that’s what I’ll have to do.

DAY 15
QUANZA
Ditzyhick: Anyone else feeling nervous about today’s immunity challenge?
Deuce: I know I am. I got three votes last time.
Merlin: You’ll be okay.
Deuce: You think so?
Merlin: I know so.
Shadow: Mail call, people.
“Twelve people left,
Soon it will be less.
To keep going with six,
Win today’s contest.”
Deuce: Contest? What, are we having a talent show? *everyone laughs*
At Gamtro Beach, the spot for the immunity challenge
Johnny: Welcome, survivors! This is the second to last immunity challenge before the two tribes merge into one big tribe with ten people. Ten of you will be going into the new tribe, and two will not.
Deuce: Scary. So, what’s the challenge?
Johnny: You see the obstacle course that’s been set up along the beach? That’s the challenge.
An obstacle course has indeed been set up, complete with rope swing, rope climb, balance beam, tubes to go through, and a big climb followed by a high jump into an air mattress. Johnny: This will be a relay race, with one person doing one leg of the race for each team--there are five sections in all--and one person sitting this one out.
The teams make their selections that leave Raistlin sitting out for Gamtro and Uncle Elmo for Quanza. Johnny: Survivors ready? Begin!
The race begins with Princess Ditzyhick against Karn in the rope swing. They both get across in one try and tag Deuce and Alucard, respectively. Deuce does okay at the rope climb, but Alucard, being part monkey, speeds up the rope ladder and gives his team a big lead. Quanza is never able to recover from this deficit and Gamtro wins the Can’t Get Kicked Off Trophy. Johnny: Tough break, Quanza. I’ll see you at Clan Council tonight.

That night, at Clan Council...
Johnny: Well guys, you put up a valiant effort at the challenge, but Gamtro was just too much for you. But as for the matter at hand... Deuce. You got three votes at your last Clan Council. How do you think you’ll do tonight?
Deuce: Well, to be honest, I’m pretty nervous. I seem to be the likely choice for tonight.
Johnny: Well, we’ll see how it goes. All right everyone, time to vote!
Inside the voting booth
Uncle Elmo: *writes “Deuce” and holds it up* What can I say... better him than me.
Back at Clan Council
Johnny: All right, guys, it’s time to tally the votes. Remember that the decision is final, and the person voted off must leave immediately. I’ll tally the votes. First vote- Deuce. Next vote- Uncle Elmo. Next vote- Merlin. Next vote- MrDude. Next vote- Shadow. Next vote- Uncle Elmo. Uncle Elmo, you need to bring me your torch. *Uncle Elmo brings him the torch, he puts it out* Your tribe has spoken. You need to go. *Elmo leaves* Well guys, five people left out of your original eight. Good luck at the next immunity challenge. Sleep well. *leaves*

UNCLE ELMO’S LAST WORDS
Uncle Elmo: Well, I guess the only reason I went now is the lack of organization in our clan. I’m proud of sticking it out as long as I did, and I’m glad that I’ll be able to see my family now. Good luck, guys.

VOTES
Uncle Elmo- Merlin, MrDude
Deuce- Uncle Elmo
MrDude- Princess Ditzyhick
Merlin- Shadow
Shadow- Deuce
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