But now, the two clans have merged into one - Tarrano. The remaining contestants will have to fend for themselves as we discover who is the best at...
SURVIVAL
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DAY 22
TERRANO CLAN
Ditzyhick (to camera): So last night, Johnny’s counting the votes, and SHADOW gets voted off! Of all people! I did not see that one coming.
Deuce: That’s weird, that Shadow got voted off.
Merlin: Really.
MrDude: Guys, I know it’s supposed to be confidential and all... but... did any of you even vote for Shadow?
Merlin: I didn’t...
Ditzyhick: Me neither.
Deuce: Not me.
MrDude: And I know I didn’t.
Merlin: But... he got FOUR votes. Deuce: Then, assuming we’re all telling the truth... that means...
Ditzyhick: Uh oh.
Ivy (to camera): I’m really struggling inside about my position in this alliance. Enigma is ruthless, Alucard is clueless, and Robo-Blonde is just blocking it all out. Shadow was a casualty of this group’s desire to win.
Robo-Blonde: Ivy might be a problem.
Enigma: Yes. I can tell that she’s worried about the alliance.
Robo-Blonde: Do you think she’ll double-cross us?
Enigma: No. She’s too weak. She won’t lie to us, I think.
Robo-Blonde: Okay.
Robo-Blonde (to camera): I feel pretty secure in this alliance, but I can tell that Enigma’ll stop at nothing to win.
Robo-Blonde: Hey, Alucard...
Alucard: Yeeeesssssss...?
Robo-Blonde: Listen. I know you’re feeling kind of nervous about your position in the alliance right now.
Alucard: Yeah... I’m the number 4 man. So?
Robo-Blonde: So I don’t want to lose either. Maybe we should make it you and me.
Alucard: Me and you, eh?
Robo-Blonde: Yeah. You can trust me.

DAY 23
Merlin: Man, it’s weird getting the mail without Shadow.
MrDude: No kidding. But what’s it say?
Merlin: It says...
Missing home
As much as can be?
What’s the reward?
If you win, you’ll see.
Ditzyhick: Oh... I... I miss my family soooo much.
Merlin: We all do.
Enigma: Sounds like it should be a good match.
Later on, at the reward challenge site...
Johnny: Well, here you are: The final nine survivors. Today’s reward won’t be food or hygiene products, but something that may be even better.
Deuce: What is it?
Johnny: Videos from home, guys. *holds up 8 videos* The winner gets to watch their video.
Ditzyhick: That is so great! But... Why only eight? There are nine of us.
Johnny: I’m sorry, Princess Ditzyhick. We didn’t get a video for you. You won’t be able to compete.
Ditzyhick: W... what?
Ditzyhick begins to cry. She was really looking forward to getting a video from home. Johnny: Sorry. Anyway, for the rest of you, this will be an archery competition with 3 rounds. In the first round, it’s a standard bullseye shot, with the 5 people who are closest advancing to the second round. Then you’ll be blindfolded and asked to do the shot again. The 2 people who are closest will make a shot at the bullseye from 100 feet away. And of course, you’ll all be getting suction cup arrows, because of course we don’t trust you with real ones... *giggles nervously*
The challenge begins. On the first shot, Deuce’s arrow flies above the target, Merlin’s bow breaks, and Robo-Blonde’s falls short. The five in the second round are Enigma, Alucard, Ivy, Karn, and MrDude. Out of those five, the only two to hit the target while blindfolded are Alucard and Ivy. (On a side note, though, Enigma got turned around and shot Johnny in the head.) In the third round, Alucard edges out Ivy to win the chance to see his video. The video’s not worth mentioning though, because none of Alucard’s family is as eccentric as him. Let’s just say it made him happy.

DAY 24
Karn: Well, I think I’ve come up with a new voting strategy, guys.
Ivy: What’s that?
Karn: I don’t want to offend anyone, so from now on I’ll be voting alphabetically.
. Merlin: What?
Karn: I’m voting alphabetically. I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.
Enigma: What kind of a strategy is that?
Karn: It’s an act of self-preservation.
Robo-Blonde: Hmph. I’d call it an act of not having a backbone.
Deuce: Mail call! It’s about the immunity challenge:
“On this island,
You’ll get a tan.
But can you swing
Just like Tarzan?”
Ivy: Hmm...
In the woods for the immunity challenge... Johnny: Well guys, after tonight there will be only eight left of the original sixteen. If you win immunity here, you’ll be guaranteed to be one of those eight. We have nine paths of swinging vines set up. The first one to get across to the end wins the Can’t Get Kicked Off Talisman and, with it, immunity. Survivors ready? Begin!
The challenge begins and it’s clear from the start who’s going to win this one. It’s Alucard, with his monkey-like powers and a determination not to be the first to get a vote in Karn’s new alphabetical voting system. Alucard finishes well ahead of everyone else and wins immunity.
Alucard: Yes! YESSSS! Oooh oooh eee eee!
Johnny: Um, congratulations Alucard. I’ll see you guys at Clan Council tonight.

At Clan Council that night
Johnny: Well, this is the core of nine survivors. Everyone voted off from this point on will come back to be part of the final Clan Council to decide between the final two survivors. Well guys, let’s vote. Keep in mind that you can’t vote for Alucard, because he has immunity tonight.
Inside the voting booth
Karn: *writes “Deuce” and holds it up* Deuce is just the first on the list in the alphabetical order, since I can’t vote for Alucard.
Back at Clan Council...
Johnny: All right guys, remember that once the votes are counted, it is final, and the person voted off must leave immediately. I’ll tally the votes. ..... First vote- Deuce. Next vote- Enigma. Next vote- Enigma. Next vote- Deuce. Next vote- Deuce. Next vote- Enigma. Next vote- Enigma. Next vote- Deuce. That makes 4 votes for Enigma and 4 for Deuce. And the last vote is for..... *He holds up the final vote. It says “Duce”.* Deuce. Deuce, you need to bring me your torch.
Deuce: Good luck, guys. *brings his torch to Johnny and watches as he puts it out*
Johnny: Your tribe has spoken. You need to go. *Deuce leaves* Well guys, 8 down and 8 left, but only one can win. Sleep well tonight. I’ll see you later.

DEUCE’S FINAL WORDS
Deuce: Well, it’s pretty clear now that there was an alliance with the Gamtro members. I tried to stop it, and I probably would have if Alucard wasn’t part monkey. Alliances just make the game unfair. Peace out.

VOTES
Deuce- Enigma, A.E. Ivy, Alucard, Robo-Blonde, Karn_Evil_9
Enigma- Deuce, Princess Ditzyhick, Merlin, MrDude
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