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WHOA! SHE IS UGLY!!!!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, her rice crispies swear at her!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, when she goes to pour milk on her cereal, it immediately curdles upon seeing her!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, that went she went into a haunted house, she scared all the spooks to death!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, even the ugly stick won't hit her. She hit a regular stick turning it into the ugly stick and it retreated!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, when she was a kid they had to hang a pork chop around her neck to make the dog play with her!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, she doesn't have to worry about roaches or other vermin infesting her house! In fact she scared away all her neighbors, and there are signs on her house that say "Warning! Biological Hazard" and "Warning! Hazardous Waste!"
Linda Tripp is so ugly, she goes as herself on Halloween!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, Michael Jackson wants nothing to do with her little boy!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, Jerry Lee Lewis wants nothing to do with her 13 year old daughter!
Linda Tripp is so ugly that she had to tie a pork chop around her neck to be able to conceive in the first place!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, she doesn't talk, she barks and growls!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, that displaying her picture too long on your monitor can give your computer, and perhaps you, a virus!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, that when she looked out her window, a passer-by called the cops and said someone was mooning them!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, when the cops pulled her over, they immediately arrested her for assault when she looked at them!
Linda Tripp is so ugly, Ken Starr won't do her, even though he's the biggest dick alive!*
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