Ron Baldwin: Master MoonPie Eater

I felt that I should warn you at this point. If you continue I can not protect you from this man. He will find you. He will come in your house. And he will eat all of your moon pies. No hiding place is clever enough. If you spot this man do not be brave, throw all of your moon pies into the front yard lock your doors and pray. So if you do doubt you courage go no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.
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