Perfection? 


     PERFECTION
     
        There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect 
     courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, 
     perfect.
     
        One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving  
     along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in 
     distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. 
     
        There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to 
     disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple 
     loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving 
     along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions 
     deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. 
     Only one of them survived the accident.
     
        Who was the survivor?  (scroll down for the answer) 
     
     











































     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
        The perfect woman.
     
     Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a 
     perfect man.
     
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     *  A Male's Response  *  
     So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must 
     have been driving. This explains why there was an accident.
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Submitted by : Naeem Ahmed


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