She Was So Blonde That ..... 


 - she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday 
 - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
 - she thought a quarterback was a refund
 - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order 
 - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center 
 - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
 - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics" 
 - she tried to drown a fish
 - she tripped over a cordless phone
 - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 
    "concentrate"
 - she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind 

 - she got stabbed in a shoot-out
 - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK" 
 - she sat on the tv and watched the couch
 - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
 - if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back 
 - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade 
 - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
 - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put 
    "Sagittarius"
 - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store 
 - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
 - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless 
 - she studied for a blood test - and failed
 - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train 
 - she sold the car for gas money
 - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 
    16 friends
 - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved 
 - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
 - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
 - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
    she turned around and went home
     
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Submitted by:  Falak Malik


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