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This page tells the stories of me, Sulus, master buffalo herder, and my EVIL twin, Lulus.

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Hi!, I'm Sulus and I herd 768 buffalos. I enjoy my work beacause it involves danger. A buffalo might escape or my evil twin Lulus might pull something. One frosty Yom Kipper morning (the day I sleep in to 5:30 instead of my usual 4:30) Lulus opened my garage door at 5:29:59 AM and let my buffalo escape! Luckily only one buffalo was awake, but unfortunatly it was Adolf the evil buffalo who would spread hatred and the love of spam to all those whose names begin with the letter M. When I went down to check on my 768 buffalo I immediatly realizid there were only 767 buffalo and that Adolf the evil buffalo escaped to Reno, Nevada! I also remembered that Lulus tries to set my buffalo free every full moon at 5:29:59. However, I'm usually there to stop him, but this this time I was not able to, no sir. I was also dispaired that the only flight to reno was on a B-767, so I took my trusty mule Carl who travels at a mere 76.8 kph compared to Adolf's 76.9 kph tricycle. A few days later I lassoed Adolf while he was eating tilebacker at a Reno T.V. store. Everyone lived happily ever after except for Adolf who had to refrain from eating oak leaves until Ramadan began.

THE END

by: Sulus Buffalo Mance C.B.H.

THE REVENGE OF ADOLF THE EVIL BUFFALO

Hi! My name is Sulus and this is my sequel to the hit classic Yom Kipper. This tale of a tale begins on the first day of Ramadan which you may recall is the day Adolf does not have to refrain from eating oak leaves. Today he will get up long before I do to exact his revenge on me for bestowing such a harsh punishment on him. At 4:29:59 AM Adolf escaped with the help of Lulus, stealing all the other buffaloes' hard earned oak leaves. When I got up at 4:30 AM, Adolf and Lulus were long gone. So when I checked on the buffalo, I counted to 767! I remembered the fiasco on a frosty Yom Kipper morning and knew it was Adolf! At first I was certain he had gone to Reno, but when I saw that there were no oak leaves I knew he had tricycled to the Great Oak Forest of Libya to destroy the mighty oak leaf industry! I checked out the train schedule to Libya and found out only the Chatanooga ChooChoo went there, so I took my trusty mule Carl who travels at a mere 76.8 k.p.h. compared to Adolf's 76.9 k.p.h. tricycle! It took me all of Ramadan to get to the Libyan woodlands, but only a few days to find him. He stuck out like a needle in a haystack because even though he wore the local clothes (A turban and liederhosen), he was not a water buffalo which is the only buffalo indiginous to Libya! I chased Adolf all the way to Lulus's hideout where if I correctly replied I would get Adolf back. I said "Hit me!" I got a bloody nose. Lulus riddled me by asking "What two words is mankind made up of". I intelligently replied "mank and ind". Lulus consented defeat. I got Adolf back and everyone, except Adolf who could not talk to Pez until Mothers Day, lived happily ever after.

THE END

by: Sulus Buffalo Mance C.B.H.

Of Buffalo and Men

The blue moon rolled over the magical land of Royal Oak, Michigan. Sulus had just been notified of his semi-cousin's dissapearence from the Michigan Organ Procurement Center in Ann Arbor. This angered the world famous buffalo herder. He grabbed his book on how to be a detective, hopped on his trusty mule Carl, and headed south on I-75. After reaching Miami he realized that he was lost, so he asked for directions. Eventually, he found his way to Ann Arbor. He asked asked where Sulus Allen Poe (Sulus's semicousin) resided. They led him to a forbidding looking closet. He searched for fingerprints and found Lulus's! He realized they weren't Lulus's but his semi-cousin, Lulus Allen Poe's! He then saw footprints on the ground and followed them all the way to the Nether Regions of Canadia. He saw small hut on the Great Slave Lake where Lulus Allen Poe held the Northwest Territory's entire population! He then returned to get his 768 buffalo. Unfortunately, Adolf had started a rebellion!

To be continued...

Written (in 3rd person) by Sulus Buffalo Mance

The Room of Rompers!

I quickly quenched the buffalo by giving them my buffalo oak leaves. Then I made it to the Northwest Territories on Tuesday! I got to Yellowknife the day before Thursday. I realized I had to finish some fingerpaintings before Rashashanah, and hum mow-mow, mow-mow, mow-mow, mow-mow. I found Lulus' base on a full moon (that's f-u-l-l, not f-o-o-l). I gave Carl a Scoobysnack for getting me here. We rushed the base, and I struck it with my buffalo herding staff, but the wall was pure balsa wood! 1/4 in. thick! I needed another way to get in, but how? A battering ram! I will have to make due with a mountain goat. After I saw my twin (Lulus), and my semi-cousin (Sulus Allen Poe) I reached for the nearest Tickle Me Elmo and threw it at Lulus. He quickly said "He, he, he! That tickles!". However, the honkeys didn't come, for I was in a romper room! I hopped in the nearest canoe and chased him down the Mackenzie River. However, he got in the Arctic (A-r-c-t-i-c, not A-r-t-i-c) Ocean.