Destructo Page!!!

Hello children, this is your Uncle Lulus giving his own public service anouncement telling you not to use DESTRUCTION unless it's to get your way. Say you want some candy and your mommy and daddy won't give it to you and your EVIL Uncle Lulus isn't around then just start smashing stuff. So remember kids, don't start smashing stuff if you don't have to or want to.

Check out my new FIRE cyborg

This is my arsenal:

1500 killer andriods: commandoes and gaurds

7500 assorted conventional guns: eqiup cyborgs

????? bullets and shotgun shells

30 20mt thermonuclear bombs: destroy world's cities

50 ICBMs each equipped w/ 5 50kt atomic bombs: destroy what's left

500 napalm bombs: incinerate targets

50 mavericks: destroy targets w/ precision

30 B-1 bombers (flown by cyborgs): deliver bombs

1 death ray: melt polar ice caps

5 bases: 1 moon base, 1 lab in Port Radium, N.W.T., 1 tree house in Lesotho, 1 space station, and 1 naval base in Atlantis

50 Super Soaker SP200's-Splish spalsh I was taking a bath...