Now, I don't know about you, but I get a good amount of email from people. And sometimes I just giggle out loud at what people have to say. Usually it's just the usual "hi I'm robert from west florida will you be my pen pal?" or something like that. But occasionally something of true quality comes along that will be timeless and I will never ever remove from my inbox. I got this from a girl named Hillary and... anyway you can just read it and giggle along with me :) I swear I didn't change one bit of this and you can ask me the whole story about why she decided to write this to me, but trust me I have better things to do than track her down and kick her ass :)
Trissy,
Hi. I waited for you last night but you never came back. The only reason I didn't tell you where I was from was because were both from the same state, that's all I'll say though. I realize you can probably find out any information you want and theres nothing I can do about that. I just dont want any trouble. Im very delicate and I dont deserve to be picked on. Please dont hurt me!The truth of the matter is that this whole Amy thing is not a single incident. My whole life girls have picked on me because they were jealous. I really am unusually attractive. Im not saying it to brag, its just the truth. In high school I had an opportunity to do modeling, but my Mom wouldnt let me. My whole life, guys have gone crazy for me. I dont make a big deal out of it; its just reality. Anyway, for the record, I am no slut. I am very picky about the guys I date and I dont do the whole short-term relationshipthing. If I want something though, I take it. I dont understandif girl cant keep track of her man, why its my fault. I mean thatis just not fair. The reality is, I am a princess. Thats what othergirls refuse to admit. They would rather just see me cry.
Dont think Im some lonely person either. Contrary to what Amytold you, I am still very popular and I do have lots of women friends.They are just secure in their own beauty and are not intimidated by me.
So anyway, I would really appreciate it if you didnt talk aboutme to Amy. I mean, if you got to know her, you wouldnt like heranyway, shes just a stupid jock girl. If you would, please respondto this e-mail so I know you got it. I use my globe account. Whoknows, maybe you and I will become friends :)
Sincerely,
Hillary (I'm nice and i took off her last name!)
*I really hate this background so I dedicate it to Hillary