Sure-Fire Business Plan


  1. Invent Something

    1. Find Some Geniuses

      1. Look for Intelligent-Sounding Name in:

        1. Victoria BC Phone Book
        2. IBM Research Labs Lay-Off Roster
        3. "Nanotechnology Today" Subscriber List

      2. Send Friends to Look in:
        1. Some Big Libraries
        2. UBC Dorms
        3. McDonald's

    2. Hire Them to Design and Build It
      1. Take Out a Loan
      2. Wave Cash Under Their Noses
      3. Rent a Big House with a Lab in the Back

  2. Market It Big Time
    1. Run Lots of TV Ads
    2. Open a Web Site
    3. Rake In the Green


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