THE RAMONES - LOCO LIVE (AMERICAN VERSION)
The Good, the Bad, The Ugly 1.49 (Ennio Morricone)
DURANGO 95 0.48 (Johnny Ramone)
TEENAGE LOBOTOMY 1.32 (The Ramones)
PSYCHO THERAPY 1.57 (Dee Dee Ramone/Johnny Ramone)
BLITZKRIEG BOP 1.36 (The Ramones)
DO YOU REMEMBER ROCK'N'ROLL RADIO? 2.59 (The Ramones)
I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES 2.51 (Dee Dee Ramone/Daniel Rey)
GIMME GIMME SHOCK TREATMENT 1.13 (The Ramones)
ROCK'N'ROLL HIGHSCHOOL 1.51 (The Ramones)
I WANNA BE SEDATED 2.07 (The Ramones)
THE KKK TOOK MY BABY AWAY 2.08 (Joey Ramone)
I WANNA LIVE 2.17 (Dee Dee Ramone/Daniel Rey)
BONZO GOES TO BITBURG 2.51 (Dee Dee Ramone/Jean Beauvoir/Joey Ramone)
CHINESE ROCKS 2.01 (The Ramones)
SHEENA IS A PUNK ROCKER 1.46 (The Ramones)
ROCKAWAY BEACH 1.31 (The Ramones)
PET SEMATARY 2.57 (Dee Dee Ramone/Daniel Rey)
CARBONA NOT GLUE (The Ramones)
JUDY IS A PUNK 1.07 (The Ramones)
MAMA'S BOY 1.56 (Johnny Ramone/Dee Dee Ramone/Tommy Erdelyi)
ANIMAL BOY 1.58 (Dee Dee Ramone/Johnny Ramone)
WART HOG 1.33 (Dee Dee Ramone/Johnny Ramone)
SURFIN' BIRD 2.33 (White/Frazier/Harris/Wilson)
CRETIN HOP 1.25 (The Ramones)
I DON'T WANNA WALK AROUND WITH YOU 1.12 (The Ramones)
TODAY YOUR LOVE, TOMORROW THE WORLD 1.39 (The Ramones) 
PINHEAD 1.55 (The Ramones)
SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN MY DRINK 2.35 (Richie Ramone)
BEAT ON THE BRAT 2.13 (The Ramones)
IGNORANCE IS BLISS 2.34 (Joey Ramone/Andy shernoff)
I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO (Ramones)
HAVANA AFFAIR (The Ramones)
I DON'T WANNA GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT (The Ramones)


DURANGO 95


1-2-3-4


[ F  Bb ] x4

[ Bb  F  C ] x4

[ repeat this 3 times ]

TEENAGE LOBOTOMY

N.C.                  E F# B    E F# B     [ 3rd with bass only ]
   Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!   


[ E   D A ] x4 

[ A  G  D ] x2
 

A
DDT did a job on me
E
Now I am a real sickie
A
Guess I'll have to break the news
E
That I got no mind to lose
A
All the girls are in love with me
E                    E F# B
I'm a teenage lobotomy

 
[ E  F#  B ]

[ E   D A ] x4 

[ A  G  D ] x2
 

Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.
I'm a teenage lobotomy

 
[ E  F#  B ]

[ E   D A ] x4 

[ A  G  D ] x2 

 
   Lobotomy...

 
[ E   D A ] x4 

[ A  G  D ] x2

 
DDT did a...

   
[ E  F#  B ]

[ E   D A ] x4

[ A  G  D ] x2

PSYCHO THERAPY
					 
1-2-3-4  


[ G# G# G# B C# ] x2

[ C# C# C# E F# ] x2   


     C#
     Psycho therapy, psycho therapy psycho therapy
		F#                E    B
     That's what they want to give me
     C#
     Psycho therapy psycho therapy psycho therapy
		F#                E    B 
     That's what they want to give me
			

B             F#          
I'm a teenage schizoid 
The one your parents despise
Psycho therapy 
Now I got glowing eyes


[ F#  C# ] x2 

    
I'm a teenage schiziod 
Pranks and muggings are fun
Psycho therapy 
Gonna kill some one


E  F#  E   F#
Psycho therapy 
Psycho therapy


[ G# G# G# B C# ] x2

[ C# C# C# E F# ] x2   
     

   Psycho therapy...

I like taking chewinal 
It keeps me edgy and mean
I'm a teenage schiziod
I'm a teenage dope fiend


[ F#  C# ] x2


Well, I'm the one in the nut house
I'm the kid in the psycho zone
Psycho therapy
I'm gonna burglarize your home

Psycho therapy  
Psycho therapy


[ G# G# G# B C# ] x2

[ C# C# C# E F# ] x2   
 

     C#                                            F#   E B
     Psycho therapy, psycho therapy psycho therapy
     Psycho therapy psycho therapy psycho therapy
     Psycho therapy, psycho therapy psycho therapy
     Psycho therapy psycho therapy psycho therapy


C#

BLITZKRIEG BOP

Joey: yeah, que pasa a tios? It's great to be back in Barcelona tonight
      this goes out to all of you, take C.J.
C.J.: 1-2-3-4


[ A   D E ] x3

[ A  D  A ] 

[ A   D E ] x3

[ A  D  A ]


N.C.  
Hey ho, let's go, hey ho, let's go  
A                 A                    [ 2nd with bass only ]
Hey ho, let's go, hey ho, let's go  


	  A                       D E
They're forming in straight line
They're going through a tight wind
    A                          D
The kids are losing their minds
    E          A   D A
The Blitzkrieg Bop

 
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop

  
   D
   Hey ho, let's go
   A                       D A
   Shoot'em in the back now
   D
   What they want, I don't know
	     B                D        E
   They're all reved up and ready to go
   
  
They're forming...

They're piling...
  
   Hey ho, let's go...
     
They're forming...

They're piling...


N.C.  
Hey ho, let's go, hey ho, let's go  
A                 A                    [ 2nd with bass only ]
Hey ho, let's go, hey ho, let's go  


DO YOU REMEMBER ROCK'N'ROLL RADIO?
   
Joey: yeah, well you know, let's see if some of us, some of us here tonight
      still fuckin' remember


[ C G C G G ] x2 

[ G   F ] x2


G                         F G   F
Rock'n, rock'n'roll radio
Rock'n, rock'n'roll radio


[ G  C  D  G ] x2    [ with bass riff ]


G              C      D 
Do you remember Hullabaloo
Upbeat, Shinding and Ed Sullivan too?
Do you remember rock'n'roll radio?
Do you remember rock'n'roll radio?


[ G  C  D  G ] x2    [ with bass riff ]


Do you remember Murray the K,
Alan Freed, and high energy?
It's the end, the end of the 70's
It's the end, the end of the century


G


   A                D
   Do you remember lying in bed
   G                E 
   With your covers pulled up over your head?
   C                D             G  
   Radio playin' so no one can see
   C                D
   We need change, we need it fast
   G                E
   Before rock's just part of the past
   C                                   D
   'cause lately it all sounds the same to me


[ C G C G G ] x2 

[ G  F ] x2


Rock'n, rock'n'roll...


[ G  C  D  G ] x2    [ with bass riff ]


Will you remember Jerry Lee, 
John Lennon, T. Rex and Ol Moulty?
It's the end, the end of the 70's
It's the end, the end of the century


G


   Do you remember...


[ C G C G G ] x2 

[ G  F ] x2


Rock'n, rock'n'roll...   


G------------------------------------------------------------------
D-------------2-2-----2-2-5-5-7-7-----4-4-7-7--9-9-5-5------------- [ bass ]
A-----2-2-5-5-----3-3-------------5-5------------------7-7-5-5----- [ riff ]
E-3-3----------------------------------------------------------7-7-
							 
I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

1-2-3-4


[ B    F#  G    E ] x3
			
A 


B        F#      G        E 
I used to be on an endless run
Believe in miracles 'cause I'm one
I have been blessed with the power to survive
A                                    E
After all these years I'm still alive


I'm out here cookin' with the band
I am no longer a solitary man
Every day my time runs out
Lived like a fool, that's what I was about, oh


   B     A      G 
   I believe in miracles
   I believe in a better world for me and you 
   Oh, I believe in miracles
   I believe in a better world for me and you


E


Tattoo your name on my arm 
I always said my girl's my good luck charm
If she could find a reason to forgive
Then I could find a reason to live

I used to be...

   I believe...


      A                             G
      I close my eyes and think how it might be
      A                         G                  A
      The future's here today, it's not too late, it's not too late, yeah!


[ B    F#  G    E ] x3
					
A 


   I believe...


[ B    F#  G    E ] x4

B 


GIMME GIMME SHOCK TREATMENT

Joey: gimme gimme shock treatment
C.J.: 1-2-3-4


[ E   A D ] x4


B             A           E
I was feeling sick I was loosing my mind   
I heard about these treatments from a good friend of mine 
He was always happy, smile on his face
He said that he had a great time at the place


[ B E C# F# ] x2


Peace and love is here to stay
And now I can wake up and face the day
Happy happy happy all the time
Shock treatment I'm doing fine


   G                A
   Gimme gimme shock treatment 
   Gimme gimme shock treatment 
   Gimme gimme shock treatment 
   I wanna wanna shock treatment 


[ repeat all ]


   Gimme gimme... 

ROCK AND ROLL HIGHSCHOOL

[ drums ]


G


C
Well I don't care about history 
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
F                                  
'cause that's not where I wanna be
C
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school


A                 F
I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get  some chicks
C           A           F           G
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school


C
Well the girls out there knock me out, you know
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
F
Cruisin' around in my GTO
C
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school


A                  F
I hate the teachers and the principal
Don't wanna be taught to be no fool
C           A           F           G
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school


   G
   Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
   C
   Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
   G
   Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
   C        F
   Fun fun, fun fun, oh baby
   
   
[ C  A ]
  

   C           A           F           G
   Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
   Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
   D           B           G           A
   Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school


[ drums ]


D
Well I don't care about history
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
G
'cause that's not where I wanna be
D
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school


B                 G
I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get  some chicks
D           B           G           A
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school


   A
   Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
   D
   Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
   A
   Fun fun rock'n'roll high school
   D        G
   Fun fun, fun fun, oh baby
   
   
[ D  B ]


   D           B           G           A
   Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
   Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
   Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
   Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school


I WANNA BE SEDATED

1-2-3-4


[ D#\E  D#\E ] 


E                                    A                  E  
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated


     B                      E
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
   A           B
Oh no no oh oh oh


[ D#\E  D#\E ] 


Twenty-twenty-twenty...     

Just get me to...

  
[ E  A  B  E ] x2


[ D#\E  D#\E ]


   F#                                   B                  F#           
   Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
   Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated

  
	  C#                      F#
   Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
   Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
   I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
	B           C#
   Oh no no oh oh oh


[ F\F#  F\F# ] 


   Twenty-twenty-twenty...     

   Just get me to...


F#                B            C#              F#
Ba-ba-bamp-ba  ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba  I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba  ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba  I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba  ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba  I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba  ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba  I wanna be sedated

THE KKK TOOK MY BABY AWAY
   

1-2-3-4


G#


G#
She went away for the holidays
F
Said she's going to L.A.
A#
But she never got there, she never got there
D#
She never got there, they say


She went...


   G#
   The KKK took my baby away
   C#                  D#
   They took her away, away from me


   The KKK...


G#


   I don't know where my baby can be
   They took her from me, they took her from me

   I don't know...


      C#                               D#
      Ring me, ring me, ring me up the president
      And find out Where my baby went
      Ring me, ring me, ring me up the FBI
      A#                    D#
      And find out if my baby's alive, yeah, yeah, yeah


G#


C#       D#
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 


G#


C#       D#
Oh-oh-oh-yeah-eh-eh 


She went...   

She went...

   The KKK...

   The KKK...
   
   The KKK...

   The KKK took my baby away
   They took my girl, they took my baby away

G#

I WANNA LIVE

Joey: yeah, we believe in freedom, we believe in human rights: I wanna live 
C.J.: 1-2-3-4 
	

[ E  G  C  D ] x4 


E      G       C       D
I've been thinking it over
And I know just what to do
I've been thinking it over
And I know I just can't trust myself
I'm a Gypsy prince
Covered with diamonds and jewels
But then my lover exposes me
I know I'm just a damn fool
     

   C                             G             D  
   I give what I've got to give, I give what I need to live
   I give what I've got to give, it's important if I want to live
   E   G    C   D  
   I wanna live 
   I want to live my life
   I wanna live 
   I want to live my life


As I load my pistol
Of fine German steel
I never thought I'd be so down and out
Having my last meal
But I know I can do it
It just took a few years
As I execute my killer
The morning is near

   I give what...


E

[ C    G  D ] x2


   E   G    C   D  
   I wanna live 
   I want to live my life
   I wanna live 
   I want to live my life


   I wanna...


E

BONZO GOES TO BITBURG

[ G     F  C  G ]


F                                C
You've got to pick up the pieces c'mon, sort your trash
G
You better pull yourself back together maybe you've got too much cash
F                         C
Better call, call the law when you gonna turn yourself in? Yeah
G
You're a politician don't become one of Hitler's children


   A                            G                    F 
   Bonzo goes to Bitberg then goes out for a cup of tea
   As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me
   Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy
   F
   Pick up the pieces


C            G                  F         
No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down
No no-no-no, I need something to slow me down
No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down
C            G
No no-no-no, and I need something to slow me down


Shouldn't wish you happiness, wish her the very best 
Fifty thousand dollar dress shaking hands with your highness 
See through you like cellophane you watch the world complain, but you do it 
Anyway who am I, am I to say

   Bonzo goes...

No no-no-no...


[ D    A  G ] x2  


D
If there's one thing that makes me sick 
A                                 G 
It's when someone tries to hide behind politics
D
I wish that time could go by fast 
A                      G
Somehow they manage to make it last


D            A                  G
No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down
No no-no-no, I need something to slow me down
No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down
No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down

CHINESE ROCK

1-2-3-4


[ F  G  F  G ] x2

[ Bb  C  Bb  C ] x2


F                          G 
Somebody call me on the door
Say hey hey hey it's Dee Dee home
You wanna take a walk, you wanna go cop
You wanna go get some Chinese Rock


   D    A       G       A
   I'm living on a chinese rock
   All my best things are in hock
   I'm living on a chinese rock
   Everything is in the pawn shop


[ F  G  F  G ] x2

[ Bb  C  Bb  C ] x2
			  

The plaster fallin' off the wall
My girlfriend's cryin' in the shower stall
It's hot as a bitch, I should've been rich
But I'm just diggin' a Chinese Ditch

   I'm living...


[ E  G  A ] x2

[ D  A  G ]

[ F  G  F  G ] x2

[ Bb  C  Bb  C ] x2


The plaster...

   I'm living...

   I'm living on a chinese rock
   I'm living on a chinese rock
   I'm living on a chinese rock
   I'm living on a chinese rock


[ F  G ] x3 

F  

SHEENA IS A PUNK ROCKER   

1-2-3-4


[ B\C ] x4 
 

	   C
Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go they're ready to go now
	 G                                                   C
They've got their surfboards and they're going to the discotheque a go go
A            F
But she just couldn't stay 
She had to break away
C                                   G
Well New York City really has it all, oh yeah oh yeah
 

   C         F      G
   Sheena is a punk rocker
   Sheena is a punk rocker
   Sheena is a punk rocker 
   C    F G 
   now


   C         F      G
   Sheena is a punk rocker
   Sheena is a punk rocker
   Sheena is a punk rocker 
   C   
   now


	     F
   She's a punk punk, a punk rocker
   C
   (Punk punk, a punk rocker)
   G
   (Punk punk, a punk rocker)
   Bb                       
   (Punk punk, a punk rocker)
 

[ repeat everything ]


[ B\C ] x4
 
   
   Sheena is...
   
   Sheena is...

C
   
ROCKAWAY BEACH
 
1-2-3-4


D    

 
A
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out and I want some
D
It's not hard, not far to reach
E
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

 
Up on the roof, out on the street
Down in the playground the hot concrete
Busride is too slow
They blast out the disco on the radio

 
   A
   Rock rock Rockaway Beach
   D
   Rock rock Rockaway Beach
   A
   Rock rock Rockaway Beach
   E
   We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach  

   
   Rock rock...  


[ G D   F C ] x2
 

	F#
	It's not hard, not far to reach
	A
	We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
	F#
	It's not hard, not far to reach
	D                      E
	We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
 

Chewing out...

Up on the...
 
   Rock rock...  
   

[ G D   F C ] x2

[ D  A ] 

 
   Rock rock...  

   Rock rock...  


[ D  A ]

PET SEMETARY

Joey: anybody here seen Stephen King's Pet Semetary? Well just perhaps you  
      know this next tune is entitled Pet Semetary
C.J.: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4


[ E  F#  G ] x2


E          F#                   G
Under the arc of a weather stain boards
Ancient goblins, and warlords
Come out of the ground, not making a sound
The smell of death is all around
D                      E
And the night when the cold wind blows
D        E              C     D
No one cares, noobody knows


   E                 G          D        C 
   I don't wanna be buried in a pet semetary
   E                D             C      D
   I don't want to live my life again
					
				    
   I don't wanna...

Follow Victor to the sacred place
This ain't a dream, I can't escape
Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones
Spirits moaning among the tombstones
And the night, when the moon is bright
Someone cries, something ain't right

   I don't wanna...

   I don't wanna...


[ C  E  C  D ]


The moon is full, the air is still
All of a sudden I feel a chill
Victor is grinning, flesh rotting away
Skeletons dance, I curse this day
And the night, when the wolves cry out
Listen close and you can hear me shout

   I don't wanna...

   I don't wanna...


[ E  D  C  D ]


		  E          D      C  D 
   I don't want to live my life again


[ E  D  C  D ]


   I don't want to live my life again


E

CARBONA NOT GLUE

[ G#\A  F#\G  D ] x4


A                  D
Wondering what I'm doing tonight
I've been in the closet and feel all right
Ran out of Carbona, mom threw out the glue
Ran out of paint and roach spray too


It's TV's fault why I am this way
Mom and pop wanna put me away
>From the early morning movie to the late late show
After it's over nowhere to go


E
 

      C#                        A
      And I'm not sorry for the things I do
      C#                       E   
      My brain is stuck from shooting glue
      C#                      A        
      I'm not sorry for the things I do


		  B  A 
   (Carbona) not glue
   Carbona not glue
		B
   Carbona not glue


[ G#\A  F#\G  D ] x4


Wondering what...

It's TV's...


   G#\A    F#\G  D 
   Carbona not hey! 
   Carbona not hey! 
   Carbona not hey! 
   Carbona not hey! 


[ repeat and fade out ]

JUDY IS A PUNK


1-2-3-4  


Eb


Eb
Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt
					  Bb
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
    Ab               Bb
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why


		    Eb      Bb
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah


   Bb
   Second verse, same as the first


Jackie is...

Perhaps...


[ Eb  Bb ] x4

    
   Third verse, different from the first
  
Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt
They both went down to Frisco, joined the SLA
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why

Perhaps...

MAMA'S BOY

Joey: hey you guys could join me on this next tune, it's a singalong,
      it is Mama's boy, yeah
C.J.: 1-2-3-4


[ E  A  E  G ] x2


E        A     E     G    E    A   E    G
Couldn't keep a secret got a concrete skull
Couldn't shut up you're an imbecile
You're an ugly dog there's nothing to gain
You couldn't shut up got a bad bad brain


[ G  B ] x2

				   
Couldn't hold your tongue you were just too young
Like a two year old you told you told
You are all the same jelly bean brain
Every one's a secret nerd every one's a closet lame


   A                       E  C   D
   Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mama's boy
   Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mama's boy
   Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mama's boy


[ B  A ] x2

[ E  A  E  G ] x2


Don't want to work in a hot dog stand
Be a busboy messenger or a doorman
It's an abstract world you're an abstract man
Abstract city don't give a damn


[ G  B ] x2


Couldn't hold...

   Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...


E


   Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...


E


   Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...


A
 
ANIMAL BOY

[ B   G  A ] x4


B     G   A    B     G   A 
Gonna kill and destroy
I'm not an animal boy
Why don't they understand
I'm not an ape man


[ E  B  E  D ] x2


Don't have brain damage
I'm not an a wild savage
Don't push me around
Don't bring my head down


   E      B  E   
   Animal boy
   Animal boy
   Animal boy


F#


I'm not an imbecile
Don't treat me like an animal
I'm not a creature in the zoo
Don't tell me what to do
   
   Animal boy...


F#


      B              G         F#
      You don't know what it's like
      You don't know how i feel
      I don't have a monkey's brain
      I am not an animal


[ B   G  A ] x2


You can't lock me in a cage
This ain't the Stone Age
Better get out of my way
Someone's gonna have to pay


   E B E F#
   Animal boy
   Animal boy
   Animal boy
   Animal boy

WART HOG

[ vocals by C.J. ]


1-2-3-4


   F      C   Bb 
   Wart, wart hog
   Wart, wart hog
   Wart, wart hog
   Wart, wart hog


F                 Ab       Bb
I shot some dope, I feel so sick
It's a sick world, sick, sick, sick
Drugs and bitches and junkies and fags
Artificial phoneys, I hate it, hate it


[ Bb  C#  D# ] x2


Sick, sick, sick, it's the price I pay
It's a sick world, what can I say?
Bullshit scum, they're all ingrates
They steal, they cheat, they take, take, take

   Wart, wart...

I wanna puke, I can't sit still
There's sex and drugs, in a nightmare world
It's a sick world, sick, sick, sick
It's a hopeless life, I hate it, hate it


[ D#  B  G# ] x4


It's the drugs and the lies and the ripoff, bet
It's an outlaw life, for a renegade man
Drugs and bitches and commies and queers
Artificial phoneys, I hate it, hate it
  
   Wart, wart...


[ Bb  C#  D# ] x2

[ D#  F#  G# ] x2


   Wart, wart...


[ Bb  C#  D# ] x2

[ D#  F#  G# ] x2


   Wart, wart...

SURFIN' BIRD
   
N.C.
Well everybody's heard about the bird
 

A
Bird bird bird bird is a word    [ x8 ]


E
Don't you know about the bird
     D
Well everybody knows that the bird is a word
 
 
Bird bird bird...

Don't you know...

 
   A
   Bird bird bird bird is a word


N.C. 
Well everybody's heard about the bird

 
Bird bird bird... 

Don't you know... 
 
   Bird bird bird bird is a word

   
N.C.
Surfin' bird, ah ah ah ah ahhh! Papa-ahh! Papa-papa-papa-papa-papa-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow-papa-mow-mow-mow 

A
Papa-ooma-mow-mow    [ x24 ]

   
Don't you know...
 
Bird bird bird bird is a word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow-papa-ooma-mow-mow  
Oh yeah!


CRETIN HOP
 
[ E A E   D ] x4
 

A                                            E
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins
B  E    
Cretin! 
Cretin!

 
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the cretin hop
Cretin! 
Cretin!
 

[ E A E   D ] x2
 

   N.C.                               E A E   D
   1-2-3-4 cretins wanna hop some more
   N.C.                                 [ E A E   D ] x2 
   4-5-6-7 all good cretins go to heaven
 

[ repeat all - except intro ]
   

[ E A E   D ] x2

E
 
I DON'T WANNA WALK AROUND WITH YOU

1-2-3-4  


[ E  G  A ]


A                  D
I don't wanna walk around with you
I don't wanna walk around with you
I don't wanna walk around with you
   G                              A
So why you wanna walk around with me?
I don't wanna walk around with you
I don't wanna walk around with you


[ E  G  A ]


I don't wanna go...


[ E  G  A ]


I don't wanna walk...


[ E  A ] x4


I don't wanna walk...

TODAY YOUR LOVE, TOMORROW THE WORLD
  
1-2-3-4


[ C G E ] x4   

[ D  E ] x2


	C                  G            E
I'm a shock trooper in a stupor yes I am
I'm a Nazi schatze y'know I fight for fatherland
I'm a shock trooper in a stupor yes I am
I'm a Nazi schatze y'know I fight for fatherland


   D             E    
   Little German boy
   Being pushed around
   Little German boy
   In a German town


I'm a shock...

   Little German...

eins-zwei-drei-vier


	  A                D          E
	Today your love, tomorrow the world  
	Today your love, tomorrow the world  
	Today your love, tomorrow the world  
	Today your love, tomorrow the world  
	Today your love, tomorrow the world  
 

[ A  D  E ]

PINHEAD


N.C.
Gabba gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us
Gabba gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us


[ B C#    E F# B C# ] x4


A       B          A   B   D   E
I don't wanna be a Pinhead no more
I just meet a nurse that I could go for
I don't wanna be a Pinhead no more
I just meet a nurse that I could go for


E 

[ B C#    E F# B C# ] x4


I don't wanna...


E

[ B C#    E F# B C# ] x4

[ B    D  A    D ] x2


N.C.                                A B   A B D E 
D - U - M - B everyone's accusing me
D - U - M - B everyone's accusing me


E

[ B C#    E F# B C# ] x4


I don't wanna be a Pinhead...
   

E

[ B C#    E F# B C# ] x4

[ B    D  A    D ] x2


B           D    A           D
Gabba gabba hey, gabba gabba hey       [ x10 ] 


Joey: mucho gracias

SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN MY DRINK

Crowd: Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones
       Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones
       Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones 
C.J.: 1-2-3-4


[ A  F G  E ] x2

G


A                                             
Another night out on the street 
F
Stopping for my usual seat 
G                  
Oh, bartender, please


Dacqari tonic's my favorite drink 
I don't like anything colored pink
That just stinks... it's not for me, it feels like         


   A             F          G            E 
   Somebody put something, somebody put something in my drink
   Somebody put something, somebody put something


Blurred vision and dirty thoughts 
Feel out of place, very distraught
Feel something coming on

Kick the jukebox, slam the floor 
Drink, drink, drink, drink some more
I can't think, hey! What's in this drink?   

   Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink
   Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink
		     
   Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink
   Somebody put something


	 G    E                  
In my drink
In my drink
In my drink
	 A    F  G  
In my drink


[ A  F  G ] 


So you think it's funny a college prank
Goin' insane for something to drink 
Feel a little dry

Oh, I couldn't care what you think of me 
'cause somebody put something in my drink
I can't think, hey! Give me a fuckin' drink

   Somebody put...
   
   Somebody put...

BEAT ON THE BRAT
1-2-3-4


[ Bb Bb Bb Bb Bb Eb ] x2

[ Bb Bb Eb ] x2

Bb


Bb
Beat on the brat, beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
   Eb       F        Bb
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh
Bb
Beat on the brat, beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
   Eb       F        Bb
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh


[ Ab  F ] x2

			   
		    Bb  Eb              
   What can you do? 
   What can you do?
			  Bb
   With a brat like that always on your back
		    Ab     F
   What can you lose?
		    Bb  Eb            
   What can you do? 
   What can you do?
			  Bb
   With a brat like that always on your back
		    Ab     F
   What can you lose?
   What can you lose?
   
  
[ Bb Bb Bb Bb Bb Eb ] x2   

[ Bb Bb Eb ] x4  

Bb 


Beat on...


[ Ab  F ] x2


   What can... 
   

[ Bb Bb Bb Bb Bb Eb ] x2   

[ Bb Bb Eb ] x3

IGNORANCE IS BLISS

[ riff ] x2


[ riff ]
Ignorance is bliss, ya know it's true                        
Ignorance is bliss, just look at you     
Ignorance is bliss, ya know it's true    
Ignorance is bliss, just look at you


A
Is it goin' anywhere? Is it goin' anywhere? 


Ignorance...


   C          D          E+riff
   I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, yeah
   C          D          B
   I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, yeah



What's happening to our society?
Disintegration of humanity
Destruction of the environment
Cram that cop donation in their ass

Is it goin'... 

Ignorance is coming down on you                        
Politicians to confuse you
What's good for them, now it ain't good for you
But there ain't nothing that you can do

   I'm alive...

Ignorance is bliss, ya know it's true
Ignorance is bliss, just look at you


[ D  C  D  C  E+(riff x2) ]

[ D  C  D  C  B ]

[ riff ] x2


Ignorance is bliss, ya know it's true
Ignorance is bliss, just look at you


   C          D          E+riff
   I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, yeah
   I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, yeah
   I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, yeah
   I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, yeah


[ riff ]


e-----------------------------
B-----------------------------
G--------------------9--7--9--    [ play this riff for ]
D--2-----------------9--7--9--    [ each line of verse ]
A--2-----------------7--5--7--    [ and where notated  ]
E--0--3--5--6--5--3-----------

I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DObr>
Crowd: Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones
       Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones
       Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones, Ramones, Ra-mones 
C.J.: 1-2-3-4


[ A   G F   G ] x2


A              F       G
Hanging out on Second Avenue 
Eating chicken vindaloo
I just want to be with you 
A
I just want to have something to do


   F        G        A
   Tonight, tonight, tonight
   Tonight, tonight, well all right 
   Tonight, tonight, tonight
   Tonight, tonight, tonight


G   F G  A G  F G
Wait-now, wait-now


Hanging out all by myself 
'cause I don't want to be with anybody else
I just want to be with you 
I just want to have something to do 

   Tonight...

Wait-now...

Wait-now...

Hanging out all...

   Tonight...

   Tonight, tonight, tonight
   Tonight, tonight, tonight


HAVANA AFFAIR

1-2-3-4


[ B   D A ] x2


B              G
PT-boat on the way to Havana
  A                          F#
I used to make a living, man pickin' the banana
B                       G
Now I'm a guide for the CIA
A              F#
Hooray for the USA!


   G                     F#
   Baby, baby, make me a loco
   Baby, baby, make me a mambo
  

[ B   G F# ] x2 


Sent to spy on a Cuban talent show
First stop - Havana au go-go 
I used to make a living, man pickin' the banana
Hooray for Havana!

   Baby, baby...


[ B   G F# ] x2

[ A B  D E ] x4


PT-boat on the way...

   Baby, baby...


[ B   G F# ] x2

[ A B  D E ] x4


Sent to spy...

   Baby, baby...


[ B   G F# ] x2 

B 

I DON'T WANNA GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT

1-2-3-4


[ E B ] x2

[ D A ] x2

[ C G ] x2 
 
[ A   E D ] x4


E            B E
Hey, daddy-o
	D        A  D        E        B E
I don't wanna go down to the basement
	D                    A D
There's somethin' down there
	E        B E
I don't wanna go
     D     A D
Hey, Romeo
		  E          B E
There's something down there
	D        A  D        A         F G
I don't wanna go down to the basement


[ A   F G ] x3 


[ repeat everything ]


[ E B ] x2


Joey: yeah! We'd like to thank you all for coming, GOOD NIGHT!!!

(THANKS TO MAURO BUROCCO AND FERE, ITALY WHICH NEED A SHOCK TREATMENT :
E-MAIL THEM: s76222@vcldec1.polito.it)


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