Wedding Crashers ~*~~*~ I sat down on the sofa with a huge sigh “Come on man it’s been two months”said “I know but I just can’t seem to get her off of my mind” I replied thinking ofmy ex-girlfriend she was the best thing that ever happened to me but I seemed to not be able to show her how much she truly meant to me I fooled around instead didn’t take us seriously so two months ago she left me leaving a note beside my bed she left in the middle of the night didn’t give me a chance to try and stop her. “You need more girls around you mate and I know the perfect thing”said and I looked at him clueless “Ever heard of wedding crashing” he said and I nodded my head “Well its where we make up profiles like were friends or family of the bride or groom we go to other peoples weddings, have fun at the reception and sleep with whatever girl takes our fancy” he explained “Oh I don’t knowwe might end up ruining someone’s wedding” I replied “Trust me we wouldn’t” he said “You sure?” I asked “Just try it there’s this wedding next Saturday near us come along it’ll be fun”said “Oh ok but if I feel uncomfortable about it we stop” I said and he nodded in agreement before leaving the room… ~*~~*~ “I’m gonna be ok?” I asked my doctor as he checked me over “Absolutely fine nothing to worry about” he replied “Right ok thank you” I said and walked out of his surgery “So what’s up?”asked meeting me in the waiting room “Everything’s fine” I said as we walked out and went over to my car “That’s good then” she said getting in… “Still thinking of him”said snapping me out of my day dream as I saw staring out of my bed room window clutching a little pink teddy bearhad given me when we first went on a date “Of course he was my first love you never forget them” I replied as a tear slipped down my cheek “Awww”said and hugged me “I’ll get over him eventually” I replied as I hugged her back “Of course you will Hun” she said… ~Saturday~ ~*~~*~ “Rightour profiles for this one are we knew Derek from the Golf Country Club he belongs to we can keep our own names in this one just stick to the story I told you” I said toand he nodded “Oh ok” he said and we left for the wedding “Oh have this” I said passing him some eye drops as we sat down in the church “What for?” he asked “Well if you spot a bird that doesn’t look that interested use them when she turns away and then when she looks back at you, you’ll be crying she’ll be putty in your hands knowing you’re a sensitive man” I explained “Right got it” he said putting the eye drops bottle in his top pocket… “I saw you crying at the wedding” a pretty lady said as she stood beside me at the buffet table at the reception “Yeah weddings get to me sometimes” I said “Oh that’s so sweet” she replied “I guess so you wanna dance?” I asked her “Would love to” she replied and I took her hand I winked atas I saw him talking to a few girls “So what’s you name?” I asked her “Ruby yours?” she replied “” I said as we danced “Sexy name” she complimented “Why thank you” I said “So how do you know the bride and groom?” she asked “Went to the Golf Country Club Derek went to” I said “How about you?” I asked “I’m Claire’s cousin” she said “Nice” I replied we danced longer until our feet were starting to hurt “You want to go somewhere more peaceful?” I asked Ruby “Sure what you have in mind?” she asked leading me away from the party “My place?” I asked “Couldn’t think of anywhere better” she laughed and we went off to my place result I thought as I entered into the bedroom with her… ~*~~*~ I had a chat and dance with a few pretty girls in the reception it was fun but I couldn’t really take advantage of them likedid could I? I thought until this blonde came walking up to me she looked a bit likebut I knew it wasn’t her she didn’t quite have's amazing smile and gorgeous sparkling blue eyes “Finally I’m able to talk with you” she said “Hi I’mwould you like to dance?” I asked her “I’m Sarah and I’ve love to” she replied and we went away to the dance floor “So you know the happy couple” she asked “Knew Derek from the Golf Country Club” I said as we danced close “Really that’s interesting you don’t look much of a golfer” she said “I’m not wearing the golfing gear” I said and we laughed “I know Derek from this bar he used to come into I worked there and we became friends” she said “I didn’t know barmaids were as pretty as you” I said and she blushed slightly “That’s such a nice thing to say” she replied as she leant in to kiss me “No problem” I said as we broke away “Let’s go back to my place” she whispered and pulled me away from the party this was easy I thought as we got into her apartment… I left her apartment early in the morning not waking her as I left I got back to the place I shared with “So mate you get some?”asked as he sat in the kitchen drinking a coffee “Sure did” I replied “See I told you wedding crashing wasn’t a bad idea” he said and I nodded in agreement “Glad you agree there’s another one next week” he said finishing off his coffee and leaving the room…. ~*~~*~ “OhI’ve met this great guy”said coming in from the shops “What you only went out to get some milk” I said “I know I did but I bumped into this guy at the check-out we got talking and he’s picking me up on Friday for a date” she said smiling “So you’re getting overthen?” I asked “Well I can’t sit around moping over him can I” she replied “Suppose not so what’s his name?” I asked “Jack” she replied as she put the milk in the fridge “So where is this Jack taking you” I asked “Out to dinner at some fancy restaurant I can’t remember the name of it” she said “Oh right cool well I’m glad your finally doing something” I said and hugged her “Me too” she said and walked off up stairs probably already trying to find what to wear… All that happened about two years agoandwere crashing many weddings having there wicked ways with the girls they met there not caring just having fun!is still with Jack after she met him them two years ago today in the shop who would of thought you could find another love just by going to the local shop to buy some milk ~*~~*~ “there’s a wedding next Saturday” I said reading the announcement pages in the paper “Get your suit out then mate it’s where we’re heading” he replied “Yeah we haven’t been to a wedding in at least a month” I said wedding crashing was so much fun no-one really got hurt and Dunk and I didn’t have to worry about seriousness or anything we’d be completely different people at some weddings we went to “Someone’s getting married in the morning” I sang around the house asand I were getting ready to go to the wedding “Someone’s gonna get laid tonight”added making us laugh “Yeah man there is gonna be some honeys at this one I can feel it” I said dabbing on some aftershave… ~*~~*~ “Oh-my-god I can’t believe it” I said looking at my reflection “Well you better Hun because it’s happening today”said handing me my bouquet of white lilies and pink roses “Ready?” she asked as we had to get into the car “I think so” I replied as we got into the car that would take us to the church I took a deep breathe as I peaked round the corner I could see Jack stood at the alter and the guests were all seated then the music started to play… ~*~~*~ “Here comes the bride and bridesmaids” I said as the music started and the bridesmaids walked down “She is lovely” I said looking at the tall bridesmaid with brown hair then the bride came down past us “That’s”said and looked shocked “Who’d of thought you’d be crashing her wedding” I whispered and tried not to laugh “Shut up man” he said and stared at the front ~*~~*~ “You look gorgeous” Jack said taking my hands “Thank you” I said back as the vicar started to speak “Do you Jack Thomas taketo be your lawful wedded wife?” he asked “I do” Jack replied and squeezed my hand slightly “And do youtake Jack Thomas to be you lawful wedded husband” he asked me I smiled “I do” I replied “Now if there is anyone who thinks that these two should not be joined in matrimony speak now or forever hold your peace” he asked “I DO” someone yelled I recognise that voice I turned around quickly “?” I asked and he walked down the aisle towards me “Please don’t marry him, he doesn’t love you the way I do if you marry him and walk away from me I’d die” he said I sighed how could he do this “Excuse me I think we need to go talk I’ll be back” I said to Jack and the vicar and walked outside with “What the hell do you think your doing?” how did you know I was getting married?” I asked him “I didn’t know it was you getting married.got me into crashing weddings after you left me I couldn’t handle it I thought about you everyday it was the only way I could try and hide my pain then I guess we just came to crash the wrong wedding your wedding” he said “Well you certainly crashed it” I said crossly “I’m sorryI would’ve stayed quiet and let you marry him if I could but seeing that picture of you standing beside him in a wedding dress holding his hands and saying vows was making my heart hurt so much I can’t get over you babe” he said and I softened “I never got over you I just pushed you aside” I said “I’ll be back” I added and went back into the church up to Jack “I’m sorry my real love came back to get me I’m really sorry” I said handing him the engagement ring “Have a good life with him then” Jack said kissing my cheek “Thank you” I said and ran out of the church “So Mr.going to your place?” I asked him and he smiled as we walked off to his he picked me up after he opened the door to his house “We’re not official married but I’m still gonna carry you to our room” he said kissing me “You know I must thankfor getting you into wedding crashing cos then I might have been making the biggest mistake of my life right now” I said “Could be I know it’s soon but will you marry me instead?” he asked “I’d love to” I said and we kissed… ~*~~*~ “Suppose this was all your idea?”asked as we walked out the church “Yeah I knew we’d crash’s wedding one day” I replied “Liar”laughed and pushed me playfully “Oh yeah” I said pulling her into me and kissing her “I thinkandwent back to yours”said “Then we must go to yours then” I replied and she smiled a cheeky smile back as we got into a cab and left for hers… The End!