Rejected Titles From Cambridgeshire. Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer Harry Potter And The Gringot’s Bank Job Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of Tolkien Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader Harry Potter - It’s SO Unfair! Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic Harry Potter And The Ratings War Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9 Harry Potter And The Dragon’s Breath Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England Harry Potter And The Broom of Doom Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000 Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident Harry Potter And The Goblin’ Teasmade