May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Weīre going to have a problem here
(Verse 1)
Yaīll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor
like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
Itīs the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didnīt just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said ....Nothing you idiots
Dr Dreīs dead, heīs locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady
Iīm sick of him look at him,
walking around grabbing his you know what
limpinī to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws
up in my head loose
but no worse than whatīs going on
in your parentīs bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
but canīt,
but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose my bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips and if Iīm lucky
you might just give it a little kiss
and thatīs the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade,
they got the discovery channel donīt they?
We ainīt nothing but mammals;
well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then thereīs no reason that a man and another man canīt elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
(Chorus)
Iīm Slim Shady
Yes Iīm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wonīt the real Slim Shady... Please stand up,
Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase Iīm Slim Shady Yes
Iīm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wonīt the real Slim shady... Please stand up,
Please stand up, Please stand up
(Verse 2)
Will Smith donīt gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
Half of you critics canīt even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if u win wouldnīt it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear īem argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"yeah heīs cute but I think heīs married to Kim, hehe"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
Iīm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So Iīve been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just donīt give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
(chorus)
(Verse 3)
Iīm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause Iīm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yaīll
And I donīt gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when Iīm 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
Pinching nurses asses when
Iīm jackinī off with Jergens and Iīm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnīt working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkinī
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling screaming I donīt give a fuck
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
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