POKE - YOU - MON (c) brado creamed corn 1999
(alternate lyrics to the POKEMON theme song)
(poke - you - mon: "mon" being pronounced like a Jamaican for "man")
I want to suck every breast vibrators have the buzz
to snatch suck a moist pubic nest I've broken many laws
I masturbate using my hand lusting for behind
each poke given while you stand you cower - I'm inside
poke - you - mon gotta snatch 'em all
it's doin' me you will be my sex guineau
poke - you - mon
oh, I want your rear end in a brothel we must bend
poke - you - mon gotta snatch 'em all
a fart of glue our roughage will help us poo
you peach me and I'll peach you
poke - you - mon gotta snatch 'em all
gotta snatch 'em all poke - you -mon
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TEAM COCK IT (c) brado creamed corn 1999
(alternate lyrics to TEAM ROCKET's calling card)
hymen trouble make cum bubble
to infect the world with masturbation
to delight all pee-pee's for relaxation
to enhance the evils of ruthless love
to suspend our peach to the czars above
Jesse - James - Team Cock it!
whack off dirty deed tonight
so bend her now and pray that she's tight
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a parody of a popular song - altered lyrics by brado creamed corn
Do me Hirohito, Mr. Blowboto,
Fata ah-poo hema pee
Do me Hirohito, Mr. Blowboto,
Shi-tzu poo shittie
I'm pondering who to ram - Suck it Suck it I wanna suck it
my Sheen* is Charlie* man - Suck it Suck it I wanna suck it
Cunt farts laid in Japan - Suck it Suck it I wanna suck it
I'm gay like Peter Pan
I've got a faggot - I've been riding - plunder my sin
My hard for Numan** - My pud is soiling - membrane starts with "m"
Sucking the semen - oh so strangely - a blow job prized
Invest in man-poo - seeded some bum - and some rear to ride
A turkey to jive - just turkey to jive
some rear to ride - to turkey and jive
I'm not a blowbot - without erections - a hot butt you see
I've come to rape you - whip your goblins - to be a fairy
I'm not a zero - I'm not a raver - you will be my hoe
I'm just a fag - whose circumcision - removed a pee-pee mole
Remove cock mole - weenie cock suck mole
love my cock mole - weenie cock suck mole
I ram the lawn whore man - who rides behind a task
Now someone else can pee - gay sexuality
Do me Hirohito, Mr. Blowboto, do me...do me
Do me Hirohito, Mr. Blowboto, do me...do me
Do me Hirohito, Mr. Blowboto, do me...do me
Spank you hairy crotch - Mr. Blowboto
For gluing blowjobs - fat gay body wants you
And spank you hairy crotch - Mr. Blowboto
For humping me to rape - just when I need you
Spank you - spank you - spank you
I haunt to spank you - tease - spank you - spank you
The throbbing pain to pee : you clutch anal-logy
latrines to savour dives. Latrines dildo my eyes
My hymen broke so fast
I hoe a gay piss task
So all the gays can pee
My poo is really...
A Sex Toy! - Sex Toy! - Sex Toy! - Sex Toy!
a parody of a popular song - altered lyrics by brado creamed corn
The crimes I deal make me rape
right away
I'm hot to rape today
Come shot stain that you dive into that part of me
The glove we bare
Creams my underwear
And I've glossed my right
For my boss* does burn I pant deep at night
(Editor's note: *a boss is a knob)
Once I raped for you (I raped)
Now I'll bum bum you
This painted glove you've driven
I siph you all a boy could siph poo
Make thy rears hand fat's not pearly all
Oh... Painted Glove
Painted Glove
Now I hoe I've slutted
Rape today I've slutted
rape today
You won't truly haunt many whore bum me
Poo cake rings bite
You knead some bun you pulled with might
And your dink glove is to prey
But I'm sorry I'm not gay that way
Once I raped for you (I raped)
Now I'll bum bum you
This painted glove you've driven
I siph you all a boy could siph poo
Make thy rears hand fat's not pearly all
Oh... Painted Glove
Painted Glove
Don't clutch me sleaze
I cannot hand today you sleaze
I glove you oh you flirt me hoe
Now I'm hoing to sack my kings and sew
Painted Glove, Painted Glove...
Felch me baby, Painted Glove...
a parody of a popular song - altered lyrics by brado creamed corn
Suck that lip
live : slimfast the hip
rep on her rack
cake whore lover's sack
When a goblin bums a dong
you must strip tit
before rim job shits out a dong
you lust : sip it
when love ring's hoing long
you lust : sip it
Now strip it
in/out rape
rape tit cup
wet fate
hoe whore herd
gimmee head
tie to erect it
it's hot poo date
to strip it
strip it wood
When a wood time turns around
you lust : strip it
your kill lever it goes down
unless you hip it
hoe bun gets their way
until they strip it
I lay : strip it
strip it wood
a parody of a popular song - altered lyrics by brado creamed corn
On a whore in Mexico
wearing a night gown downtown to hoe, hoe
With an aging erection
With a raging infection
I'm lancing with my elf
When I pull myself tonight
With my load shot to the right
Well I mate so long
K-Y glove sensation
And I'm lancing with my elf
Oh lancing with my elf
Oh lancing with my elf
Use caution not to bruise
My pubic hair's got groove
I'll be lancing with my elf
Well I've hooked all over this world
Touched many a pubic curl
Butt your humpy thighs
Him to lass : me bi
Leave me lancing with my elf
So let's kink a brother's dink
'Cause it'll give me orgy ink
When I have to dance
I ask the whores to prance
And I'll be lancing with my elf
Oh lancing with my elf
Oh lancing with my elf
Well there's no thing too loose
And there's no thing to hoove
I'll be lancing with my elf
Well I've hooked all over this world
Touched many a pubic curl
Butt your humpy thighs
Him to lass : me bi
Leave me lancing with my elf
So let's kink a brother's dink
'Cause it'll give me orgy ink
When I have to dance
I ask the whores to prance
And I'll be lancing with my elf
Oh lancing with my elf
Oh lancing with my elf
When I have to dance
I ask the whores to prance
When I have to dance
I ask the whores to prance
When I have to dance
I ask the whores to prance
Lancing with my elf
Lancing with my elf
Lancing with my elf
Lancing with my elf
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