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Litter Glitter

Someone ate McDonald's;
Then left it in the street.
The bag was blowing down the road;
I kicked it with my feet.
I thought about the litter-bug
While picking up the bag -
Such lazy, selfish, people;
They really make me mad!
But before I pitched the paper,
Curiosity took a stand -
So I dumped it and was shocked to see
a twenty in my hand!

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©1997 Brandyn Sand




Shelby's Sugars

Shelby's sugars come with hair
They're even floating in the air
She sugars up your face, then true,
Her hair sticks to the rest of you.

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©1998 Brandyn Sand


A cute little tribute written in honor of
Lady Shelby Leigh,
my beloved sheltie, who was lost in July, 1999




A Little Thanks

I'm thankful my bathwater's hot.
It's the best part of the day I've got.
For nothing make your bones feel old
Like sitting in a bath that's cold!

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©1998 Brandyn Sand




The End Result

I stood upon the scale one day,
Lamenting about my size,
When I suddenly found will power
And I started to exercise.

I dreamed of the model's figure
I'd have once the months had passed,
If only I'd stick to the program
And work ever hard till the last.

So I went to aerobics classes,
Worked out on machines when through,
And I walked a million miles,
Feeling worse than I ever knew.

I wish I'd known from the onset
To be balanced and work real slow,
So with my last and final breath
I share what I now know:

Tis the end result that matters,
And mine oozes with regret,
For I never reached my desired goal...
Before I exercised to death!

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©1999 Brandyn Sand




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*The verse presented here is original.
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