HOME GERRY		THE FALL OF DAVE O'NEIL By Cousin Gerry Dave O'Neil last Thursday night In stand-up did engage. He thought he'd try a great routine In which he'd run offstage. But he took a tumble down the stairs We all laughed hard, but then We realised he was badly hurt And so we laughed again. But then we called an ambulance, 'Cause Dave was sore and shaken. They took him off to hospital Where X-ray shots were taken. Now Dave can't come to Triple R Because he's done his back, man; So Toolio's on Breakfasters And Donny's now The Cracked Man.