In Loving Memory Of Chris Farley
For the love of God!!!
Tommy Boy Sound Clips
"Holy
SNIKES!!!" (27K)
"Does
this tie make me look fat?" (31K)
"It's
a clipon. Heh heh, are you sure?" (34K)
"I'm
like Jo Jo, the Idiot Circus Boy with a pretty new pet!" (45K)
"Brothers
don't shake hands.. brothers gotta hug!" (86K)
"I
was.. checking the specs....I'm retarded." (97K)
"We
don't take no,... S*** from anyone!" (117K)
Tommy
responds to the rude kids. ("You better pray to the god of skinny punks!")(140K)
"Lah
Lah Luke.. I am your father." (172K)
"Fat
guy in a little coat.." (216K)
Tommy
forgot to latch hood when checking the oil! (233K)
"...
and every time I drive the car I wanna jerk the wheel into a..bridge enbunkment!
(233K
"I
did call... earlier, when, using the phone!" (301K)
"Killer
Bees! Save yourself! They're everywhere and they're STING CRAZY!" (318K)
"Housekeeping...you
want towel?" (343K)
Tommy
and Richard get in a fight. (500K)
"Let
me tell you why I suck as a salesman. (Oh my pretty pet)" (522K)
Tommy
get's the bulls a$$/butcher bit mixed up. (543K)
"Say
you're riding along..."(Tommy lights things on fire) (640K)
Black
Sheep Sound Clips
"32
belly option on 2!" (51K)
"What
was that? 'A chunk of the road or something.' I just chunked in my pants."
(55K)
Son,
I'd like you to step out of this vector, and get into another coordinate,
pronto..." (81K)
"Boy,
I feel like a horse's patoot!" (96K)
"Mike
comes to the realization that he IS stoned." (97K)
I
guess I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups about now!"
(113K)
"You
guys are the victims of a tyrannical society.." (142K)
"And
he says "Rectum? Dang near KILLED him!!!" (158K)
No
thanks, I never touch the stuff.. (Mike "just says no") (182K)
Mike
gets thumbs caught in hood! (332K)
Mike
does a little phone campaigning. (655K) (Long, but worth it!)
Beverly Hills Ninja Sound Clips
"I
am one with the universe.. NO I AM NOT!" (79K)
"I
am a trained master in each of the weapons of battle!" (98K)
"My
identity must remain a secret.. I cannot reveal it to you... (134K)
