Splint McGriff XXIII Annual Beer & Dart Tournament

Caaaaaaaarl and the Splint East Boys release their new single "Crazy Smokin' in a Snow Storm".

The Jony James Blues Band rips up the joint with their "Survival Blues". A smoking version of "What About Tomorrow" is dedicated to Stevie Ray, bringing a tear to even the most hardened dart thugs.

Cell phone Caaaaaaaaaaaarling shakes dust off "Don't Quit Your Day Job" poster, Carl's neighbors call the police, reporting "something's dying over there!".

Guz had another strong showing but was not strong enough in the end for a rejuvinated Bol. A new Bol Dynasty emerges in the third decade of Splint? Lary is first Colonel at Splint and finishes 3rd. He'll win if he makes General. When will Joe "Not Even A Bridesmaid" Saddude finally wear the green? Don't quit your day job, Smyers. Ramada Inn is stiff, does not suck. Smiff is not stiff, still sucks.

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