From Carmine: It seems that the idea of filming the SPLINT has touched an artistic/creative nerve in all of us. However, since we are not photogenic and we'd probably throw the camcorder in the toilet, I think we should just get drunk and let Hollywood film SPLINT : The Movie (due out Summer of 2000) . I have already begun possible casting for the movie! (notice the resemblence for some) 

Bol - Stephen King (can also write the screenplay)

Pitlik - Keanu Reeves (youthful innocence while getting shitfaced)

Caaaarrrrrrlll - Jim Belushi (or maybe Dustin Hoffman if he grows 2 feet!)

AndyLard - William Hurt (intelligence and talent. Can he play a good drunk though?)

Al B: Bruce Willis (Al has more hair, and is more intelligent)

Dot: Tom Hanks (is there anything he can't do?)

Smythe: Jim Carey (this was a tough cast! I thought Anthony Hopkins (Hannibal Lecter) might also be diabolical enough! If Homer Simpson was human, he'd be a good Smythe)

Saddood: John Goodman (big and drunk, both admirable qualities)

Bumfuq - David Bowie (if he's not on tour at the time)

Toddly - Ed Begley Jr. (Hey did you know he was an alcoholic at one time?)

LomBardo - Ron Jeremy (for you quality movie fans out there) or Danny Devito.

Sluggo - Neil Young (who else? However, Neil is in better shape than Steve)

Les - Dan Dierdorf (what a reach! However, Dan is currently unemployed and can be had cheaply!)

Nyle - Samuel L. Jackson as our favorite radio personality.

Charbrain - of course he would have to be played by Woody Allen! Who else?

McFly - Claude Rains (Invisible Man Fame) well maybe not invisible just disappearing

Are we missing anyone?