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"You want to get high?" -- Towely "No dude, that's the melody to Funkytown" -- Towely "Towely, you're the worst character ever." -- Cartman "Towely says, 'Don't forget to bring a towel.'" Kyle: I know, I know. Well, look: I'll stay over anyway so I can play for... eighteen hours, and then I'll go to the lake. [a strange character walks up next to them]Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel Stan: What? Towelie: When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catchin' a cold. That's why Towelie says, "Don't forget to bring a towel." Stan: Well, it's alright. We can still play for [looks at his watch] six more hours, and then we'll go play baseball. Towelie: [walks in from nowhere] Don't forget to bring a towel. Kyle: Uh no. Towelie: When you're playin' sports, the sweat can get in your face. That's why Towelie says, "Always keep an extra towel in your duffle bag." Stan: Okay, we will. Towelie: [rasies its arms in vistory] Alright! [lowers them, then after some moments] Do you wanna get high? Kyle: Hey, wait a minute. Towelie always showed up to give us towel advice when we'd said something about water. Stan: Hey yeah. [goes into the street and clears his throat] Well guys, let's go to the swimming pool! [looks around. So do the others] Aaah. Let's go take a shower! [all look around] Let's go waterskiing! Towelie: [walks up] Don't forget to bring a towel. Kyle: There he is! Towelie: Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get aaall wet. [Stan walks over angrily and takes Towelie's left hand, and pulls him along]. Stan: Come on, dude! [the others follow] Towelie: Where are we goin'? Kyle: Just come on! It's getting dark. Towelie: Are we gonna get high? Towelie: If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel Towelie: I've been wanderin' around on my own for the past few weeks. You know, helpin' people out with towel safety and proper towel use. It's important. Cartman: No it isn't. Towelie: Is! Cartman: No it isn't. Towelie: Is! Towelie: Oh man, why is everyone riding me today? God-damnit. Cartman Alright, I think we go over there. [the Secret Government Base entrance is shown with Towelie and the boys approaching the gate] Towelie: [at the security entry pad] Let's see. [types in some numbers] No. [touches his lips with his right index finger, trying to figure out what to type next] Stan: Come on, Towelie! The guy said you have the security system in your memory banks. Towelie: Hey it's been a long time! Cartman: You just have no long-term memory 'cause you get high all the time! Towelie: [faces Cartman] Don't preach to me, fatso! Cartman: I can preach to you all I want, 'cause you're stupid! Towelie: You're stupid! Cartman: Yeah, and you're a towel! Towelie: You're a towel! [Cartman has nothing more to say, and Towelie hops off the box towards the boys] Just let me get high. I know I can remember if I get high. Stan: Oh, God damnit! Alright, fine! [gives Towelie the joint] Here's your stupid lighter. [tosses Towelie the lighter, and Towelie lights up. The bloodshot eyes return.] Towelie: Hold on. [hops on the box and types into the entry pad again.] Wait a second [presses a few buttons] That's it! Kyle: That's it? Towelie: Yeah. That's the melody to "Funky Town." [starts playing the melody on the keypad] Won't ya take me down... to Funky Town. Stan: No, Towelie, the entry code! Towelie: [turns around] For what? Stan: God-damnit, I guess we're gonna have to climb the stupid fence. --> |
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