John Edwards, biggest douche in the universe
If you didn't already know who the biggest douche in the universe is, it's John Edwards. Yes, the king of bullcrap who "talks to the dead". For those of you who haven't had the joy of seeing the south park episode featuring him i have found a bunch of sounds from this site.
John Edward Being a Dick - Stupid Douche - John Edward is a Douche
Along with John Edwards there is some Rob Scheider stuff which is very funny because let's face it, he's a wanker.
Rob Schneider is a Stapler - From the makers of derp dee derp dee diddley derp
For all of you who won't or can't listen to the sounds (you should, they're brilliant) here's an extract:
| John Edward: So, you think you can talk to dead people better than me, huh?
Stan Marsh: No, I don't think either one of us can. Edward: They told me your show is getting better ratings than mine, that you're saying I'm a fraud on your show. You'd better not ever call me a liar, or a fake, or a douche again, or else I'll sue you for slander! Stan: I am saying this to you, John Edward: you are a liar, you are a fake, and you are the biggest douche ever. Edward: Everything I tell people is positive and gives them hope. How does that make me a douche? Stan: Because the big questions in life are tough. Why are we here? Where are we from? Where are we going? But if people believe in asshole, douchey liars like you, we're never going to find the real answers to those questions. You aren't just lying, you're slowing down the progress of all mankind, you douche!!! |
Now you should all be happy and joyful. Hopefully i can get some more sounds.