As he is eating his pretzels and drinking his whiskey shots,

a blonde busty babe walks up and sits beside him. He looks at her then fiddles with his watch. He

does this for about 15 minutes until she turns around and asks "Is your date running a little late?"

He replies slowly, "No, just sitting here listening to my new special high tech watch."

She looks at him a little funny then asks "So, what is so special about it?"

He tilts his head and explains...

"Well, you see, this watch tells me things about people around me telepathically."

The chick looks at him in curiosity and asks, "So, what is it telling you about me?"

He sits for a moment pushing a few buttons on his watch then turns and smiles at the blonde babe.

With a smirky grin, he whispers "Well, it says that you aren't wearing any panties!"

She starts to giggle and replies "I think your watch is broken. I have pink g-string panties on."

She lifts her skirt to reveal the evidence. He looks at her for a moment then taps his watch and says,

"Damn watch... always running an hour ahead!!!"