Bob flipped on the TV while Margret got herself a cigarette.

As she was smoking her cigarette, Bob kept smiling as he stared into the TV.

He turned to her and told her how much he enjoyed the sex. She just smiled back.

He turned back to the TV smiling from ear to ear. Then he said,

"Dear, why dont you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"

She put out her cigarette and replied back...

"Cause You're never home!"