VOLLEYBALL + CAULIFLOWER =
COLLEYBALL

What is Colleyball, you may ask? It's a very interesting game thought up by myself and the OHOMH. We're brilliant, we really are. To play this fun game for yourself, you will need:

  1. A cauliflower
  2. 19 other people to play with
  3. A net
  4. A field

And that's all! To play the game, here are the instructions!

You put it [the cauliflower] in the middle of the field and run around it several times until you get dizzy, then whoever falls over first has to do a forefit forfiet even. Forfeit? How in buggering hell do you spell it? Forfeit? I think? Sounds about right. And the forfeit has to be... Like you have to jump up and down 20 times singing "I am a happy cauliflower!" with a cauliflower between your knees.Then they have to... throw the cauliflower over the Colleyball net. They have the first serve!! Yeah and then you can serve the cauliflower. The object of the game is to hit the cauliflower over the net as many times as possible before it smashes to pieces. After it has smashed to pieces the loser (who is the one who finally broke it) has to make cauliflower cheese for all the players, and there must be ten people on each team because it's much friendlier with 20.

And there you have it. Our groovidelic game that's so much fun and can't be beat!



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