KEITH "Moonie" MOON and HEATHER "Spev" BURDON!
Since July of the year 2000, these two totally insane people have been wreaking havoc on the literary world and indeed the Who world as we know it. This has to be stopped. Unfortunately they have gone into hiding and we have only a small idea where. Surely as soon as either Keith or Heather think of a new, purely psychotic scheme to rule the world, we shall hear of them again. But we simply cannot wait that long. The whole world could be at stake! Insanity could run amock in the streets of London and Preston, and don't even get us STARTED on when they go to LA...
Evidence suggests that they are currently residing in a place known as Tara in Surrey, but who knows the truth? They could be anywhere, these two incomprehensibly demented creatures. However, they do make an extremely cute couple and look rather alike, we feel. But that's beside the point. Their plan of world domination could mean total chaos for all involved. That includes YOU! So if you don't want them to take over the world then send us in ANY evidence you have of them whatsoever. It will be greatly appreciated in attempts to quell their thirst for power.
And brandy.
Authorised by:
Roger Harry Daltrey, former ruler of the world. Helped by the publication "My First Dictionary" and Katie Rose Daltrey.
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