Soap (I've Just Begun to Wash)

Well Sp-em and I had a conversation yesterday... Basically we decided to write a song based on Propinquity (I've Just Begun to Care) by Michael Nesmith. We did this because, well, nothing RHYMES with Propinquity. But then I thought of a word that lots of things rhyme with.

SOAP

And so therefore, this is our song. Ahem:

Soap (I've Just Begun to Wash) -

By Spev Quaife and Spem Davies

Today I had a bath and used a block of soap
It jumped out of my hands and swung round on a rope
I tried to reach for it, and gave a grope
It soon disappeared and I just gave up hope
I decided to sit around and mope.
Would I never see again my little bar of soap?

Bridge

Hmm, hmm, hmm, someone stole my soap!
Murdock, Murdock, Murdock, he stole my soap!
I've been bathing for a long time
But I've just begun to wash!

Chorus

Soap!
I've just begun to wash!
Soap!
It don't cost too much dosh!
Soap!
When you smell clean you feel posh!
Soap!
I've just begun to wash!

Then I got back in the bath and stood up in the tub.
I saw the ceiling tiles appear and stars danced round my head.
I yelled "OW!" very loud and gave my head a rub.
It was then I found out just where the soap had been hidden!
When I hit my head it hurt so bad
It almost made me mad!

Repeat Bridge and Chorus

THE END

What do you think? Any suggestions... Keep them to yourself, you're just jealous, this is OUR song and it rules!!!!

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