Here goes!!!
1. Are you male or female?
Get your hands off of my woman, motherfucker!
2. Describe yourself.
I’m holding my own
Give or take a tear or two, yeah
I’m holding my own
No matter what I put myself through
3. How do you feel about yourself?
Oh, oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
Givin’ up, givin’ up givin’ a fuck!
4. How do you feel about life?
My friends all got some good shit
All I want is some of it
5. What would you rather be doing?
Monday, rowing
Tuesday, badminton
Dancing on a Friday night
I got ping-pong on Wednesday
Needlework on Thursday
Dancing on a Friday night
6. Describe where you live.
No more to rot in this sty
Turn my back on this shit-hole in the blink of an eye
7. Share a few words of wisdom.
Love is only a feeling
Drifting away
1. First name: Heather
2. Middle name: Louise
3. Last Name: Wainwright.
4. Nick Names: Spev, Spevvy, Spooval, Spevvykins – any variant on Spev, really - I've taken to calling myself Spooval Mac lately for some reason!! Oh and DON’T CALL ME HEATHER! I’ve never liked my name and I’m getting to the stage where I don’t answer to it!
6. Age: 21 – hey has anyone noticed there’s no number five???
7. Sex: Female
8. Birthday: 3rd June, 1983. Or 1947 as I told my bank once…
9. Astro sign: Gem-in-iiiiiiiiiiiiii, always searchin’ for your soooooulmaaaaaaaate...
11. Pets: A cat named Seamus. That’s Irish, it’s pronounced Shame-uss.
12. Hair Color: Dark Brown
13. Eye Color: Dark Brown
14. Hair Length: Past me shoulders
15. Do you find yourself attractive? Not in the least!
16. Do you find yourself ugly? I think “hideous” is probably the best description.
17. Do others find you attractive? I don’t think so – well, the gentlemen that say they do are probably just taking the piss for a laugh.
18. Do you have a g/f or b/f? No but in the words of George Harrison I’ve got my mind set on... someone...
19. Are you gay? Yes, I’m very happy.
20. Do you like jewelry? It’s JEWELLERY, you stupid American BERK – and no, I hate it. It’s pretentious.
21. Did you send this to your crush? It’s only on my website and I don’t even think the gentleman in question has an email address...
22. Where do you shop the most? The corner shop.
23. Do you think your fashion is cool? I’m a mod, what the hell do you think?!
24. Do you have a tattoo? No, but if I DID, it would be a crescent moon on my hip with the initials KJM next to it.
25. Do you do drugs? *falls about laughing* ME on drugs? That’d just be plain scary!!!
26. Do you drink? Like a fish. I love me booze, I do!!!!! No, really!!!
27. Who are your best friends? Ellie, Peej and Betty.
28 Who is your best friend online? Spemmy. We’ve... sort of BEEN there for each other through a lot. Well, she’s definitely been there for me, and I hope she feels the same!
29. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? Boots Henna and Horse Chestnut. Smells beautiful.
30. What sport do you play? *Laughs hysterically* I don’t DO sport. I dance, if that counts, but not professionally, I don’t go to lessons, I just bop in my room.
31. What are you most scared of? Masks, gloves, birds (the feathered kind). And trusting people. I just don’t.
32. How many phones are in your house? 2
33. How many TV's do you have in your house? 3.
34. What are you listening to right now? The adverts during the Monkees!
35. Who are you talking to right now online? Nobody because nobody loves me!
36. What time is it? 19:38 GMT!
37. Do you have your own phone line? I *did* before I ran up a huge bill on it!
39. What shoes do you wear the most? My beige shoes.
40. What clothes do you sleep in? Pyjamas
41. Who is the last person who called you? Me mum.
42. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? My fat. But I’d keep my boobs. Cos... I know someone who likes 'em... *grins inanely*!
43. Who do you really hate? I don’t actually REALLY HATE anyone. I dislike a lot of people, and I trust nobody, but I don’t HATE anyone.
44. Color? Brown! If anyone else has brown for a favourite colour, will you let me know????!
45. Number? 3 – because one’s not enough, two’s too many, and three is just pure indulgence!!!!
46. Pie? *sniggers* Finger...
47. Movie? I think it’s Singin’ In The Rain.
48. Candy? I don’t have a favourite candy. I’m English.
49. Band? The ‘Oo-> They’re me boys. I love 'em.
50. TV shows? Batman, The Monkees, Father Ted, The OC (sorry, but I really love it!), Extreme History With Roger Daltrey (THE funniest thing ON EARTH!!!!), and at the moment I’m slightly obsessed with the MTV Documentary on Spiderman 2. I think I’m a little obsessed with Doc Ock... He looks a lot like... someone.
51. Food? Ummm... I never thought I’d say this, but... I love Indian food!
52. Fast food? I don’t really go to fast food places very often. I’ve only actually ever been to MacDonalds, so I can’t sort of... y’know... make any comparisons!
53. Girl names? Rachel, Louise, Kim.
54. Guy names? George, Harry, Keith, Pete.
55. Radio Stations? I never ever listen to the radio. I’m too fussy – if I want to listen to music I want to listen to a specific type of music and probably only one band and I DON’T want a DJ rambling on for hours instead of playing music!
56. CD or Tape? CD, but my personal favourite choice is vinyl!
57. Animal? Ummm... I don’t think I have a favourite animal. I think donkeys are cute, but I’ve probably watched Shrek too often!
58. Store? Lush
59. Scent? Vanilla
60. Ice Cream? Malteasers Ice Cream.
61. Teacher? My favourite teacher of all time was Peter Wilkinson, he was my English teacher at college and he was an absolute diamond of a bloke. I had a lot of time for him, he was a brilliant teacher, had a fantastic sense of humour and didn’t even mind me rambling!!!! I heard a few months ago that he’d had a stroke and had to give up teaching and it really really upset me!!
62. Games? Monopoly and Cluedo. Am rubbish at playing Hard To Get.
63. Have you ever smoked? Yeah. It's not like I thought it would be, I thought it'd make me instantly addicted and I'd become a monster and I’d cough like a docker when I first had one, but I didn't. There's nothing to them, they don't taste of anything really. I can take or leave 'em. They're okay to have with a few beers, like.
67. Drank? All the bloody time, darling!
68. Got drunk? Repeatedly!!!! Was last paralytic a week last Monday at my niece's leaving school party. Thankfully she's still speaking to me!!!
69. Got dumped? Never had (or want) a boyfriend. I don't do commitment.
70. Broke the law? Not a big law. I've driven over the speed limit countless times though!
71. Ran from the cops? No but I did get thrown out of a pub once. Well, they TRIED to throw me out, but I told them I'd been thrown out of better places than there, and if I was going to go ANYWHERE then I was going to walk out, thankyouverymuch. I hadn't done anything WRONG, it's just that the bouncers were all stupid and they didn't want me to go in because I didn't offer to do rude things to them in order to get in because I was already old enough, unlike anyone else in there!!!!
72. Stole something? I don't think so. Can't remember.
73. Tried to kill yourself? Come on, if I had, would I tell anyone about it?
74. Made yourself throw up? Well you can’t really be bulimic any other way, can you???
75. Been in Love? It doesn't exist, so obviously I've never been in it.
76. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Oh yeah, course I have. I'm expert at it. That and suddenly becoming very ill just before I *know* I'm gonna get into major trouble!!
77. Red? Umm... it's a colour???
78. Cow? Yes, I know what they are.
79. Pig? There's no need to be personal.
80. Rubber? *chuckles* Do you know what that's UK slang for???
81. Socks? Never wear them.
82. Mirror? They break whenever I look at them.
83. Had your tonsils or appendix removed? Nope, and I intend on keeping them!
94. Who is the person who sent this to you? I pilfered this from Heather’s page on EHMI!!!
95. What do you think of that person who sent this to you? I think the person I pilfered this from is wonderful.
96. Do you like the person who sent this to you? I adore her!!!
97. Do you like filling these out? No, but it was the shorter of the two surveys...
98. How many people are you sending this to? I’m not – my website just needs updating!!!!
99. Who are you sending this to? I’m not!!!
100. Who will send it back? *shakes head* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD – NOBODY WILL SEND IT BACK BECAUSE I HAVEN’T SENT IT TO ANYONE!!!
How refreshing!