RAY: BWAHAHA!I've finally gotten Dave hypnotized with my [whispers] vampire power!
MICK: Um, Ray? What did you just say?
RAY: I was just commenting on, uh, how life-like this statue of Dave is, don't you think?
PETE: Yeah. OH, dear Lord, I am tiiiiiiiiiiired!
MICK: I'm sure you are.
RAY: [cackles] And now, with Dave out of the way, I'm free to bite whoever's neck I want!
MICK: *psst!* Ray! Lookit Pete's neck!
PETE: I swear, I could fall asleep right here! [yawns]
RAY: Hmm, he seems a little sleepy, and has a turtleneck, but... HEY! How'd you know? Ooh, I like your neck, Mick... *slurp*
MICK: Um, Peter? HIDE ME! RAY'S A-- [he is stopped as RAY latches onto his neck and drinks his blood] Ray's a great guy.
PETE: That's... swell... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
SPEV: [runs in] Hee, vulnerable, sleeping, Pete Quaife! Mine! [glances over at DAVE] Hey, Spem!
SPEM: [runs in] What, darlin'?
SPEV: I thought this would be a great opportunity for you and Dave!
SPEM: [gazes at DAVE] Ooooh, DAVIDA! [snogs him]
DAVE: [wakes up] Huh? Oh, yeah! EVERYONE! RAY'S A-- [he is stopped as SPEM latches onto his neck and drinks his blood] Ray's a great guy.
CAST:
IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE
RAY DAVIES - As himself
MICK AVORY - As himself
PETE QUAIFE - As himself
SPEV - As herself
SPEM - As herself
DAVE DAVIES - As himself