| "The Killer In Me" Giles: I don't think they appreciate the gravity of what we're undertaking. How frightening and difficult it is. Apparently somebodt told them that the visionquest consists of me taking them into the desert and doing the hokey pokey until a 'spooky rasta mama Slayer' appears and talks to them in riddles. Spike: It's like a bloody war zone up here. And not in a fun way. Andrew: What? Why? 'Cause i used to be evil? Xander: Well, actually, no, 'cause your annoying, but, yeah, that's a good reason, too. Anya: Which means we're already too late, we're heading out to the middle of nowhere -- Dawn: With no Slayer, no powerful witch... Anya: Just a teenager, a powerless demon, and two geeks. Giles: Gah! Xander: Touch him! Dawn: I feel him! I feel him! Xander: Me too. Andrew: Me too! Giles: Yes. Good. We all feel each other. Including those of us who don't really know each other well enough to take such liberties. I assume there's a perfectly reasonable and not-at-all insane explanation coming, yes? Anya: We thought you might be non-corporeal evil. Initiatvie General: Miss Summers. Agent Finn reported you tried to contact him earlier today. Buffy: I knew it! Government conspiracy. Intiative General: He indicated you might be needing our assistance. We're to provide you anything you need to help this assface here. Those were his exact words, ma'am. "First Date" Spike: Anya said you were the First. Said you wree evil. You're supposed to be all go-through-able. Giles: Then what the hell did you tackle me for, you burke? What's that supposed to do? Spike: I, uh, didn't think of that. Giles: More importantly, you just hit me. Why didn't your chip go off? Spike: Yeah, well... Buffy: Well, uh, when we were at the initiative.. Spike: There was a choice. Buffy: Right. Either repair the chip, or to remove it. Giles: You had it remov-- You removed the chip? Buffy: Yeah. Spike: You tired to record the ultimate evil? Why? In a complex effort to royally piss it off? Xander: What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me! But i've got the answer! Willow! Gay me up! C'mon! Let's gay! Willow: What? Xander: You heard me. Tell me what to do. I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula, that's a start, right? Xander: C'mon Willow. let's get the gay show on the gay road. Help me out here! Buffy: What if you just start attracting male demons? Dawn: Clem always liked you. "Get It Done" Anya: I mean, it's like we live in Slayer Central. I swear, if Buffy rooms or boards one more of the potential girls, i'm gonna call a- i'm gonna call a health in spector. Spike: I like my plan better. Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed. It's just more elegant. Principal Wood: Well, there's nothing like the end of the world to bring people together. Buffy: This is Andrew. He's our.. actually, he's our hostage. Andrew: I would like to think of myself more as a 'Guest-age' . Xander: Puppets. That's it! The First hates puppets! Now if we can just airlift Kermit, Fozzie the Bear, and little Misss Piggy into town, the First'll be running. Willow: Those are Muppets. Dawn: And these are shadow-casters. You put them in motion, and they tell you a story. It says you can't watch, you have to see. Anya: What the hell does that mean? Xande: It's cryptic. I don't like it. Every time instructions get cryptic, someone gets hurt-- usually me. Buffy: You can't just watch, you have to see? See what? Dawn: That's where all my fancy translating skills break down, but i think it's an origin myth. The story of the very first Slayer. Shadow man one: We have been here since the beginning. Shadow man two: Now, we are almost at the end. Buffy: The neat of it just left. End of what? Shadow man three: You are the Hellmouth's last guardian. Buffy:Latest. You mean latest guardian. Shadow man one: No. Principal Wood: Where you going? Spike: Got a job. Principal Wood: Nice coat. Where'd you get it? Spike: New York. Buffy; I knew it. It's always the staff. Shadow man one: We offered you power. Buffy: Tell me something i don't know. Shadow man one: As you wish. Buffy: I think i made a mistake. Willow: What? Buffy: Those men that i met-you know, the shadow men? They offered me more power, but i didn't like the loophole. Willow: So, you turned it down? It's OK, Buffy. We'll get by. We always do. Buffy: I don't know. They showed me... Willow?: Showed you what? Buffy: That the First Slayer was right - it isn't enough. Willow: Why, Buffy? What did you see? What did they show you? |
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