Season One "Cause, it's the weirdest thing. He's got two little, little holes in his neck, and all his blood's been drained. Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, ooo?" Buffy from 'Welcome To The Hellmouth' "To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly their just gonna kill you. Why am i still talking to you?" Buffy from 'Welcome To The Hellmouth' "Okay, this is where i have a problem. See, because we're talking about vampires. We're having a talk with vampires in it." Xander from 'The Harvest'. "For as long as there has been vampires, there's been a slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One." Giles from 'The Harvest' "Yeah! You're the slayer, and we're, like, the slayerettes!" Willow from 'The Witch' 'Destructo-Girl, that's me!" Buffy From 'Teacher's Pet' It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander from 'Teacher's Pet' "Can i just say one thing? HEEELLLLPPP!" Xander from 'Teacher's Pet' "Cool! Crossbow! uh. Check out these babies. Hmm. Goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality. What can i shoot?" Buffy from 'Angel' Season Two "Our new friend Spike. He's known as 'William the Bloody'. Earned his nickname by torturing his victims with railrroad spikes. Very pleasant. Well, here's some good news: he's barely two hundred. He's not even as old as Angel." Giles from 'School Hard' "I'm so the 'Net girl'." Willow from 'Lie to me' "I'm gonna have to go with the Dead Boy on this one." "Could you not call me that?" Xander and Angel from 'Lie to me' "Vampires are creeps" "Yes, that's why one slays them." Buffy and Giles from 'Ted' "My people-before i was changed-they exchanged this sign of devotion. It's a claddagh ring. The hands represent friendship, the crown represents loyality...and the heart...well, you know....wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody. Like this." Angel giving buffy her birthday present in 'Surprise' |