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Sunday, August 5

Will told Nicole all about the UT alliance, how Hardy, Monica and Krista flip cards to decide who to vote out. Will says Hardy is doing the same thing on two different teams Kr and Hardy with Nic on one team and with Mon on the other. Nicole is furious. I think they are both going to try and befriend Bunky now....Will asked Nicole if he should start "being friends with Bunky", and Nicole said YES. They talked about first getting rid of Hardy, and recruiting Bunky to help them get Krista out!!!

will - lets say i stay in this week - then next week they win and put bunky and me up - or lets say next week you put bunky and you say guys I want bunky out - so then they vote bunky out - and i vote bunky out.. that would put alot of pressure out

nicole - one of us needs to win hoh and we need to nom krista and hardy..

Will - mon would have to vote krista to stay and you would break tie -

nicole - no i want krista out

will - i want hardy out - he voted out my gf - i can get him out and blame it on that - you can vote anyway you want - and i'd be the tie breaker. No that wont work. If I put hardy and krista up. Krista told me she was very worried about bunky cause he's not with them - and she was worried about them. Bunky would put monica and krista up. Monica wins she'll put up me and you or at least one of us. Ok here's the advantage there are 3 of them me you and maybe bunky. They don't know all we know. They know I know - do you think she's told monica. If Hardy asks you if you know what are you gonna say

Will: He's gonna tell Kr, Kr and Mo are gonna vote me the f*** out. So if you don't want to listen to this information, just ignore it, but whatever you do, please do not bring it to H's attention. And the worse part about it is, when Ke tried to tell you that Kr and h are in cahoots, I don't know how he knew, but he was f***ing right! And remember how H keeps getting adamant about how Ke never should have tried to play you, um tried to play his greatest hour (?)

Nicole: MmmHmm

Will: Well, the reason why he's so mad about that is b/c Ke was f***ing right! His guilty consience that's making him keep repeating it over and over. SO, although Ke was right, don't f***ing turn it on me cause I gotta stay.

Nicole: I'm not (silence) I'm not. I mean, I'm definitely voting Ke out-

Will: But don't-

Nicole: If Ke stays-

Will: Listen that's not even a possiblity, make sure that Ke leaves, because if they don't know, if we can convince them- well, not even convince them, but if they don't know what we're talking about, then they can get rid of Ke and uh, we can't trust Bunky, but what we could do is send Mo out - I don't know what the f*** we do actually, I havent' thought any of this out.

Nicole: We're gonna have to pull Bunky, you and I, we absolutely have to pull Bunky.

Will: Well, I can't pull Bunky, b/c I haven't ever talked to him yet.

Nicole: Well I can pull Bunky, trust me



Nicole, to Will: If I win next week and kick Bunky out.........you HAVE TO WIN (the following HoH) - coz if Krista wins that, she's not gonna nominate Monica!

They got their Pot Bellied Pig!! His name is OPHELIA - Bunky was trying to make him "sit" Later, Bunky was trying to encourage him to go outside:
BUNKY: "I know it's scary to come out sometimes....but come on out!":)



Kent told Monica and Nicole that they could treat him anyway he wants but leave Bunky out of it. They can not say good morning to him but at least say good morning to Bunky.

Monica just WENT OFF on Kent - she was raging mad, screaming at him!!!!

Here is some of what was said:

Monica: We can forget about the motherfcking game, stop doing that sht, stop being a pssy, if you want to talk kent let's get down, fck that motherfckn i don't need no sht for this...i will bust one of your fckn a*ses if you play with me like this again, and i ain't playing...bunky did nothing to me, i did nothing to you, good morning god dmn it, that's it on that sht...i'm coming to the diary room b/c i want to talk..you want to know what makes me tick, this makes me tick...when i get nominated, i ain't gonna act like no a*shole, i'm just gonna take it in stride, b.c i didn't do sht to nobody when i was in here"

Monica and Krista told Bunky he should have stood up and not let Kent bring his name into it...Bunky said he was just trying to stay out of it.

Krista said that Kent was making it look like Bunky was "his b--ch" and Bunky should have stuck up for himself when Kent was dragging him into the whole thing.. Said he should have known Monica would get upset

Monica just said that she was going to vote for Kent to say in so that he would have one vote when he left here, but now that's changed she is going to vote him out.

Monica is saying that Kent changed the game. When he was HOH he went around asking who he should be put up for nominations and everyone said Mike and Will. But Kent changed the game when he put up Mike and Krista.



THANK YOU FITTA for this transcript!!

kr: kent's making it look like you're in cahoots with him, you didn't see that bunky? he just made it look like you're his b*ch...
b: i'm trying to stay out of trouble
kr: he's bringing you into it...you gotta talk to him,don't do it little hush hush, you shoulda spoke up when the group was talking, monica's all upset, come see
kr: he's acting like your his b&ch, i'm telling you know, when he does some sht like that again
b: he feels like your ignoring him, he felt the need to say something to you guys
kr: why you didn't stand up in there?
b: i'm not gonna get in the middle of it...
kr: it's standing up for you
b: i'm not gonna choose sides...i'm not gonna choose sides
kr: you say kent i can stand up for myself...he just isolated you from the group...monica don't go off on nothing, this woman just went off...you shoulda stood up for you
b: i'm not willing to get in the middle of stuff like that
kr: in the real world, if that sht went down, and one of my friends said don't take it out on krista, i would said i don't need you to stand up for me...especially in a situation like this...he just fcked you and you don't even see it
b: i just try to avoid conflict
kr: he made everyone think that you run back to him...that's messed up
b: i don't run to anybody, but i talk to anybody...he's been the one whose most willing to talk to me
kr: he isolated himself...misery loves company...if you think that man's not playing you, you lost your mind
b: what is he trying to do?
kr: think about it bunky
b:nothing has changed krista, nothing has changed you guys know that i talk to kent...hardy even said i don't want to tell you anything b/c you talk to kent
kr: please just stand up yourself
b: i am right now
kr: you have to stand up for yourself in front of everyone
b: what i didn't do was choose sides...i am being penalized by people b/c i'm friends w/ kent, all i want to know is that while i'm in here, kent is the one talking to me
kr: you brought me in that equation yesterday...
b: we're not as close as we used to be...i'm not crazy...the other day with you and will there was no response, i had to repeat the question...you were somewhere else
kr: that wasn't about you...you don't see it,
monica comes in
kr: i know you haven't been exposed to much of this, you've seen some negative
b: this is all new grounds for me
kr: i don't penalize you for that...but i do expect you to stand up for you
b: my way of dealing with this is avoiding conflict
mo: what did you think of that did you think was that nice? that comes from you to him, i tel you what, you can sit there all you want too, what the fck have i done to you bunky? [screaming] i tell you. i don't like people to accuse me of sht, when he said that....
b: that's kent
m: i'm really fckn mad bunky, i'm just telling you how i feel, i'm not blaming you bunky, [crying] i'm through with it...don't say a word...don't say nothing else, you see this today, you won't see it again...no one had better try sht with me b/c it will be on...in the next hour or two i'm gonna be composed, i don't want to hear no more about it krista...
kr:that was offensive to her
m: i was accused of doing something to kent and of doing something to you...i'm not finished yet, b/c he walked away, don't start no sht and walk away...ok. kr, if i get nominated before i supposed to, i'm not gonna act like an a *s, i have a clear conscience, but you're not accuse me, don't act like i'm stupid...that's the worst thing to be accused of something...i am p*Sed off, call me to the d/r.. kent i thought was my friend, i was gonna vote for will, but that ain't gonna happen no more...his friends are gone, he's trying to get along with everyone, so why i got to treat him...nobody has to go and tell him sht, i tell himself...i can vote how i want, but he accused me of something, so i ain't gonna do it no more...that's changed...
kr: once someone's accused of something, it won't ever be the same
m: he doubted me all the time. he changed the game, i didn't change the game. CT, who you want out, will "& mike, i said who i wanted, kent is gone, you gonna deal with it the way you want to deal with it...most people went around saying what you think, what you think..
b: i have learned when people do accuse to ignore them
m: but see it's different, i don't let no one have power over me...so some of that sht affects me, but it's not gonna last, i'm finished with it...i came to you b/c i don't want to hold on to stuff...you'll have an ulcer if you hold stuff in...it's outta me...i know my sister goin i knew one day she's gonna blow...kr takes friendships to heart, i take them to a certain degree, but don't throw something to my face...that changed in a couple of days...it couldn't have been sincere...i don't like people in my ear...wedsnesday, that's ok -





Saturday, August 4

Tonight the House Guests get to eat bunky's favourite choice of food: Chicken Burritos! Yummy!

Nicole just stated she is going to walk out of here knowing she was true to the people she was supposed to be.
She stated that it is all a social experiment.
She is saying Bunky is worse than Kent right now because he keeps getting in her face "At least Kent isn't trying to talk to me."



Bunky said it is the ULTIMATE betrayal if Nicole and them vote Will out before Kent and Bunky.

Hardy and Nicole were complaining about Bunky's complaining. Nicole says that if she says anything to Bunky she is going to come out and tell him that he is a "Little B*tch Boy".

Later on, Bunky tries to talk to Nicole and confronts her. He is confused why she holds back and doesn't tell him what is wrong. She said she is holding back so she doesn't make him cry. She said she has been holding back because he makes comments and has bad delivery and the Kent situation has p*ssed her off and then she yells at him that "THAT'S IT, BUNKY!" and walks out.

"I've got 12 more days of this?" Bunky wonders aloud to himself. He then goes to talk to Kent about the Nicole situation. (feed 1 infrared camera)
Bunky: "maybe Nicole doesn't know Hardy is just using her." and that she "is a psycho."
Talking about how two-face everyone is....Kent saying he is just glad he is going home Thursday...Bunky says he is sorry he has to wait 11 days.



Krista continues to chew Bunky out for "talking too much and feeling sorry for himself". Bunky keeps repeating that he will be out in 12 days. Monica joins conversation and agrees with Krista.
Krista said that Kent was nominated because he did not play the game the way the group wanted him to. He nominated Mike and Krista last week intead of Mike and Will. And Mike would have stayed if that were to happen. And that's why Kent was nominated.
Bunky: "What do you want me to do?"
Krista and Monica replied that Bunky has to be himself.
Bunky: "How? I have been myself"
And they told him to "think about it" and went inside




Bunky's talking about how he thought Josh and Curtis were gay. His gaydar told him Curtis was gay after singing opera. Bunky says Josh recently came out of the closet. Bunky talks about how it was major deception that Josh was playing the ladies in the house. Although maybe Josh hasn't come out yet.



Bunky - So, what is going on out there.
Kent - Hardy is out there, keeping his rock-hard little butt firm for his harem.
Bunky - He’s always doing that.
Kent - You know, Hardy’s thought this whole thing through. He’s all "golly, gee bob, grammy I love you" while’s he’s stabbing them all in the back. He’s so two faced, playing them through.
Bunky - You know, I’ve made it through these weeks, just being myself and playing it real, being nice, kind and honest. They’ve really gone out of their way to get people with so unique personalities to conflict.
Kent - They’ve gone out of their way to get arrogant, conceited a$$holes so self centered and ignorant and annoying... and predatory. They are so predatory....
Bunky - that’s it.

(A conversation ensues about Bunky, and him being gay, and growing up. Developing gaydar).
Bunky - You know, Hardy is just a bit too much defensive about the whole gay thing. Makes my gaydar start to function...
Kent - You think he’s gay?
Bunky - I Did Not Say That (quite emphasized)
Kent - See, America, he’s gay.
Bunky - Ever since we had that whole Gay conversation, he hasn’t made one Superbunky comment, or done the whole accent
thing. He’s gone out of his way to not do the gay act, or even infer. Gayyydar...
Kent - well, maybe that’s why he cant keep a girl.
Bunky - hm..
Kent - well, maybe I should start playing that card, and get him to just blow up.
Bunky - yea, you can definitely push that button.
Kent - I go up to Hardy - "Well, Hardy, are you Gay? I just want to know, cuz I’ve been asked about it by many different people in the house. I don’t want to say who, but they want to know". That’d be fun.
Bunky is now talking too quickly for me to transcribe. Basically, he keeps bringing up instances where Hardy would shut up when gay sex comes up, or he gets visibly upset whenever gay stuff comes out. Lots of insinuation in tone and inflection.
Bunky - I am surprised that, you know how Hardy uses his sexuality to gather them, I am surprised that Hardy hasn’t tried to use it on me.
Kent - You know he keeps throwing them women out of his room, his bed.
Bunky - You know that Hardy has never massaged Nicole. I’ve massaged all the women here,
Kent - news flash, Hardy is gay.
Bunky - You know, I think that Shannon was quite upset that she never got a rise of hardy that way, that she could never get him to respond.
Kent - Its like he’s a eunuch. He’s done nothing.
More quick conversation. Lots of inference about Hardy being gay, not being sexual towards anybody, and other things.
Kent - Monday’s meeting. Hardy, you know I’m leaving on Thursday. When we got in here, and they said there was a gay man, I thought it was you. Hardy are you gay, or bisexual, or whatever?
Bunky - hee hee hee. You know, its nothing to me, if he’s gay or not. I really don’t care. Its just a being honest thing. Like that whole Josh thing (bb1), he went out of his way to pursue the girls, but he really didn’t mean it. When he came out, it wasn’t a shock to me. His type is last to come out - the masculine, manly athletic men. Because they don’t want to be linked together with those limp wristed femmes. But more of them have to come out, to see that there’s a lot more of that masculine athletic type.
(More conversation)
Ke - Since we are probably the only ones on the internet, Hey! Internet! Hardy’s gay! Start that rumor on the internet now. Get it all in the chatrooms.
Bunky - (at the same time) - Allegedly gay.
Ke - First of all, I know what I have to do, first thing I go home, is sue Arnold Shapiro. Unfair competition - giving Mike Boogie and Hardy what they want, and me nothing. Unfair competition.



Bunky to Kent: "Cover up the mouse"
Kent: What?
Bunky: You wanna cover up the mouse?
Kent: What? (looks down on himself in bed) Adjusts the sheets...
Kent: I didn't know what the h*ll you were talking about!




Bunky thinks that Hardy is just playing with everyone. He thinks he is playing all the women and that the final two will be Hardy and Will. And that no matter what he will never vote for Hardy to be the winner. He will even vote for Will,,,, and Kent agrees that he would also vote for Will.



Bunky is saying he wants to approach the group and say something. He feels that a person is evicted mentally for a week before they are evicted physically. He wants to say "hey I know I am out of here in 12 days, in the meantime can you just treat me the way you have always done in the past?" He comments on how Nicole no longer calls him Spunky Bunky... or how Hardy doesn't call him [?] Bunky



Kent says Hardy is going around lying to everyone making up things that Bunky said.
Bunky is trying to figure out why no one likes him, what he possibly could have said.



Kent and Bunky, sitting at the kitchen table. Bunky says to Kent that he's figured out the 'plan'. Will was told he would be nominated, but shouldn't get stressed out because no one would vote for him. The next week, Will be nominated again along with Bunky, to get Bunky out. The following week, it's Monica's turn. But when it comes time, Monica will be told, it's Will they're voting out.



Kent and Bunky talking in kitchen. Kent saying H going to each individually saying it will be me and you and the end. So, they are all sitting out there thinking they are going to be with Hardy at the end.
Earlier Bunky had said Will was trainable. He will do what he is told. Doesn't he realize that he will only be in for the most 3 more weeks.
Bunky says, and Kent agrees, if Bunky wins HOH next week, they will all be sweating.
Bunky says he would be surprised that they would show any of Hardy's outburst.



Friday, August 3

Kent: "I'm going to cover myself all three ways by simply reminding those three people about the pact that they made four weeks ago. And, if they feel at this time they need to go back on their word, I'm just going to remind them that America is watching."

Kent talking about them having a more convenient alliance now.

Bunky: "They've already formed a new alliance and it doesn't include us. And Monica thinks that it includes her, and it doesn't."

Kent talking about how he was guilt tripping Hardy earlier about being a part of a TOP and now not voting TOPs way.
Kent: "And Krista has the balls (can't hear)
Kent: "But the Internet people see this sh* and that's why she's getting sh*ty banners."

They start talking about why Nicole isn't believing the banners.

Kent: "I think she's got some sort of infatuation with Hardy and that Hardy is feeding her something that she needs."
Bunky: "He's playing with her emotions, and he knows he can't play with the guys emotions and that's why he's voting all the guys out."



Bunky says that Will and Hardy are getting closer. His proof is they both say 'dude' and that Will always used phrase "keep in mind" when he told a story. Last night Hardy tells a story and he says "keep in mind".

K The internet people see this show, that why she keeps getting banners (Krista)

Bunky says what is this..going over Monica's head..she doesn't get the banners? The decide that NIcole is igoring the Krista banners because she is infatuated with Hardy. That he is a "snake in the grass". They think America will see this. If I hear anymore bout Grandma and church one more time...they are making him look like some kind of super hero American Guy. Look at mike, made him look like some kind of American Boy..and I am sorry, his rapping sucks. He is a punk who never grew up, but they (producers) gushed all over him. Repeats that the Mike said that the producers "asked him to apply for the show".

Bunky: (Mike)He tries to rap. Everyone knows rappers are black. If I were a black person I'd be so insulted by him trying to act like he's a cool rapper. He's not talented.

They realize that Hardy can't be HOH next week so that it could be possible to nominate Hardy and Krista. They say, if Krista was dumped then they'd have to worry about hardy..but "what the he## do we have to worry about him for, he is already after us" FOTH



Bunky: "Krista said that she knew Hardy wanted to boot Mike out and she said yeah she knew"
Kent:"OMG This is a freak show!"
Kent:"HArdy will probably go win the 5oo k and be Favio. The whole of America will think hes a great guy and we will be the only people who knows he is a backstabbing piece of s***"
Bunky answers sadly "Yeah"

[Kent sings welcome to the freak show song again.]

Kent:"What the hell am I doing here?"
Bunky:"Having the experience of your life"
Kent:"The worse ever"
Bunky:"oh come on you have had worse in life"
Kent:"have you?"
Bunky:"Yeah when I worked for IBM for 5 years"



(What are they doing out there? wondering about other guests)
Kent:"I bet Will's telling another friends episode story and swearing its his life"
Bunky:"Actually, Hardy said he loved his stories"
Wondering why hardy cried over Kent. Did he think about a puppy dog and tear up intentionally?
Kent: Playing America for a sucker. (earlier he said that only he and bunky would know what a backstabber Hardy is)




Kent said that if he survives. Bunky and Kent will be able a force in the HoH. They will nominate two Hardy/Krista/Nicole alliance so they will only get one vote..
Bunky got very annoyed because Monica was stomping around the house.
Bunky: "These people are so rude."
He says he should find an excuse to go into Chill Town and stomp around and adds, "Some nights I'd like to go in there and sleep on the cot and fart in her face."
Kent says the other HG's can't sleep because of their "guilty consciences..."
Bunky says that they're also strategizing.
Kent compares Hardy to Jim Jones



B: Mike was a 31 year old acting like a 16 year old. He kept trying to rap...it was ridiculous. I mean if i was a black guy i would be embarassed by him trying to act like some cool rapper guy.
K: when i leave i'm not leaving anything on the memory wall. I dont' want anything of mine or my family on the wall next to some freak's ass hair!



Ni complaining about B asking everyone who they are voting out. H says B is just spying for K. Ni is telling Mo/K/H/W/Kr that she told K that she threw HOH. That makes her not feel so bad. When K thanked her for "having his back", Nicole told him that she couldn't tell him that. Now Nic is saying that it will piss her off if B is the one to nominate her off. She doesn't mind if it's Kr/Mo/W/N that nominates her. Continues to bash Bunky since he's naive that he still thinks that there is a TOP alliance to get CT out.



Now, bashing Kent and saying that he thinks Mo has his back. Mo says that she did not say that. Now, they are complaining that they are so annoyed at K and B. They know that K and B must have said something during the live show to make people outside hate them (does not even think that it's the internet feeds showing their actions). H and Kr are saying that they want to do something (didn't catch the words) to Kent. Ni tells them not to and be quiet or she will be busted. H and Kr are saying that they are not stupid. Ni complaining again that Ke was amazed that she threw HOH since she wouldn't have nominated Ke. She tells him that who else would she nominate? Nicole is saying that she is so mad. She thinks that Ke is stupid for trying to mess up things between her and Hardy since she is so close to H. She can understand if K tried to mess up her relationship with Mo, Bu, or W, but not H.



Bunky told H thank you for not nominating him. B says that he could see in H's eyes that he was sorry he couldn't nominate 3 people so he could nominate Bunky as well. B and Ke say that H is becoming buddy buddy with Will and even starting to talk like him. B says they both are very fond of the exclamation "duuuude!". Ke says he has kept his word to all of the HG's but H and Ni, etc will look like backstabbers to America. Kent and Bunky can't understand why Nicole and Monica have ignored the anti-Krista banners that have been sent this past week.



Nicole - Boy, I've been getting really annoyed with Bunky lately...
Will - Like, well, HELLO, haven't you been living here the past six weeks?! Ever since I got here, he's been on my case. Like I'm dripping water on the flagstones, and he's all "Will, you're dripping on the flagstones, you should be careful, someone could trip". And I'm all "dude, you may dress like my mother, but you're not her".



Bunky is telling Nicole that the banners indicate that H and Kr are using her and she will be 3rd. It's terrible being 3rd. Nic says that she doesn't care when she leaves since it's a social experiment for her. B asks her why she just doesn't leave now? N reminds him that she gets no money if she does a voluntary exit. B had forgotten and says that it's cool if she doesn't mind being 3rd.



B tries to push N on who is is voting out. N says that she doesn't decide until she enters the DR. B is surprised and says that he thought he was the only one that did that. He then reminds her that he always voted with TOP to get CT out. That's why he always asked who to vote out since he voted with the group to get CT out. Now people are telling him to "vote his conscience" so he is relieved and will do that. Nicole agrees and then back peddles and says what if H/Mo and I come to you on Tues and tell you to vote Kent out? Then B says that it would be a different story and he would have to re-evaluate. Nicole starts to say something but feeds switch to H coming out of DR.



Bunky and Kent discuss strategy...predict that if they could get Will out of the house, Ke, B, and Mo could potentially have an alliance together. Both are baffled by Nicole's allegiance to Hardy and Hardy's allegiance to Krista. Kent comments "these people are not just evil, they're stupid". Ke predicts Will has no fans at all on the outside and that H and Ni have made themselves look like backstabbing a**holes. Kent says: "Krista has been like a drunken red neck stupid b!tch since she's been here." and that Nicole was hanging on hardy too much she might just loose her marriage. Bunky said he is tired of Nicole of b*tching about the whole vegitarian thing. Kent says that before the results of the eviction is revealed on the live show, Ke will say, "I'm just glad I have people in this house that I can count on like B, Ni, and Mo. Then they will feel like backstabbing a**holes when they vote me out". He plans to tell Julie Chen everything when he gets out and set the record straight. Kent says to Bunky that Nicole told him (kent) that she purposely threw the HoH so she would not have to nominate him(kent)

Bunky speculates that if Kent could somehow stay after this week, they would have a chance to form an alliance with Monica. Bunky and Kent want Monica to join an alliance with them against Hardy, Krista and Nicole. Now Kent is saying that he'll get Monica to join his alliance by claiming Nicole said she was wallpaper.



After H's announcement about tomorrow's luxury challenge, B follows K into the Blue Room. B is telling K about his convo with Nic. He wants K to know that he's been trying to get people to tell him who they are voting like they do everytime. This time two people have told him to "vote his conscience" which means that they are plotting something. B tells K that he needs to pretend to not be tight with Kent, but will be voting for W to go. They want to get Mo and Ni to change their minds and vote for K to stay and get Will out as planned earlier. B tells K to talk to Mo since she got mad at B for when he asked them to be quieter during B's nap. B exits BR and K goes back to sleep.



For the Luxury Competition, the HG's have to dress up their blow up doll to look as much like themselves, using their own clothing and accessories. Each HG must pick their own personal luxury up to $100 or $100 worth of something...the only exception are things excluded in the BB rule book...They must announce their choices prior to competition in the morning... Bunky's has a baseball cap on and a painted goatee w/eyeliner, I think. Button down shirt and shorts, then had it slumped over on sofa.....Kent decided to NOT do anything to his doll except for put a white baseball cap on it.



Nicole and Monica were playing backgammon and Bunky came out and told them to be quiet because he was trying to sleep, and this was 5 pm. Nicole was really angry because a) he was sleeping in her bed, and b) its daytime and the two of them were not that loud playing their game. So Nicole asked Monica, and then went to Will, to get rid of Bunky next week. They said sure.



Hardy and Nicole were talking about how Bunky approached them to find out "how he should vote". He has told them that he will vote in the pack, and if it is Kent alright. H & N know that he is just trying to find out how the pack is voting. [author comment: Hmmm...Now I understand why Bunky did that!] Hardy called him a f'n worm.



Bunky and Kent loudly whispering in BR...Bunky sounds like he thinks he and ??Monica will vote to evict Will.. then it would be a tie and Hardy would have to break it. Kent thinks Hardy would vote to evict Will. Bunky says he hates to say it but he thinks Hardy would betray Kent and vote for Kent to be out. Bunky says he'll try to get Nicole to vote against Will.

Bunky and Kent then go into discussing trying to convince Nicole to join their alliance. Kent says we can rule this mother if we have Nicole.... Bunky says , yea, but they are to stupid to realize that...

Bunky: I think monica should (go against?) will - (whispers other HG's names) then you've got 2 against will...
Kent: the 4 of us can get an alliance (whispers stuff I can't hear)
Bunky: If it's 2:2, then hardy has to break the tie....to be honest, I think he'd stab you in the back




BUNKY (to Monica): I think that I'm getting nominated today but that's ok. I'm at peace with that. I'm making lemonade.



Bunky told Krista that she would would be shocked at all the things that were said about people behind their backs. He would tell her after the game is over. She said she knew everyone wanted Mike out.



Hardy, Krista and Nicole just said that Kent must go this week, and Bunky HAS TO GO next week because "he is driving them crazy."
[I was afraid this would happen!]



For today's Luxury Competition, Bunky had to choose his favorite foods, then Hardy put them in a blender and processed it until smooth. Bunky then had to drink a large quantity of the "liquid meal".....he chose:

Burrito with Chicken
Spicy Fries
BBQ Baked Beans
Cookies and Cream Blizzard
Diet Mountain Dew

Bunky asked how to prevent himself from vomiting....he wasn't sure he could keep it down! Kent had a much worse experience than Bunky - he chose prime rib, corn, potatoes and tea, and could barely get it down - he kept gagging on it...poor guy!!!

Thursday, August 2

Nicole is telling Hardy that Bunky ran up to her right away and told her that he would vote anyway they want, just tell him how to vote and he will vote anyway they want.This bugs Hardy. He doesn't like when people are so weak. He shares that Bunky told him that he could change to be the way people would like. Hardy says he couldn't change like that. Nicole complains that Bunky bothers her. He comes up to her and asks her if she's all right. Why is she so quite. She tells him to leave her alone. She doesn't need any help. Bunky also accused Nicole of talking to Hardy all the time. Nicole is rolling her eyes and shrugging her shoulders explaining how she has to handle Bunky. Now Nicole is telling how she threw the HOH challenge. Hardy is acting all bummed because he thought he won it outright. Nicole is saying how stupid do you think I am? I know Shannon isn't taller than Mike. She says that "Daddy" knows she threw it too. She says she told them she didn't want it this week and she would throw it. Hardy is play acting that he is hurt and pouting because he doesn't want to hear that he didn't win based onhis knowledge. Nicole thinks she will win next week. Hardy asks her who she will nominate and she says Bunky and probably Will and chuckles. Hardy says he likes Will. He can deal with Will. He says Will is funny and helps pass the time alot better than some other people in here. Nicole tells Hardy about how Will kept bugging her last night about how he think she's in love with him. He kept telling her to admit that she was falling in love with him. He's been telling DR for weeks that she is. Hardy cracks up. They end their conversation and a few minutes later Bunky asks Hardy if he can talk to him for a minute.



Bunky starts out by explaining that he just wants to be sure they are "on the same page." He goes on about how he has always voted for whoever the group decided they wanted out. Even when they picked Autumn, and Autumn was his friend, he still did what they wanted. When they said Shannon, then he respected that, etc. etc. he always voted according to the group. so now he says I'm hoping you don't nominate me and so if you want Will out then I will vote for Will. Hardy is answering very curtly, "Cool." "Sure." "Okay" and kind of chuckling. Bunky finally gives up and leaves.



Kent told Bunky: "You're the only one with any shred of integrity or dignity" in this house!" Bunky is very sure that he is being nominated as no one will make eye contact with him, Kent thinks he is goin after the wall paper and will nominate will vs. monica. bunky disagrees and says he knows he is up tommorrow night. (guess Kent doesn't realize that Hardy has a new alliance with Will, Nicole and Krista - and that they all said they want Kent and Bunky out first!) Krista says she is going to out Kent so America will think he's gay! [author now hates Krista]

Thanks to RookieUpdater for this wonderful update!

Bunky is now saying he is use to being the class clown and it's not like that here. Kent says it's because he's in a whole class of clowns. Bunky agrees. He thinks that maybe it's because he doesn't have anything in common with anybody. Bunky says he has different morals. Kent points out that you wouldn't want to have anything in common with people like this. He gives the example of Mike having Nicole shave his rear and then putting the hair on the memory wall. Bunky agrees that everyone has been trying to one-up each other. Bunky wanted to be the one who did funny things but since there are so many clowns already it's forced him to just be the quiet one who doesn't participate in all their antics. They both go on and on giving more examples of how immature Will and Mike and Hardy have been acting. They think their behavior would be appropriate if they were 18 maybe, but Mike is 31! They both are really upset about the way everyone is s*cking up to Hardy and find no fault in his behavior. They end the conversation agreeing that they would rather not be a part of all that and be able to leave the house without being an embarrassment to their loved ones and friends. They say Good Night to each other and settle down to sleep.

BUNKY, regarding Mike: Filthy and dirty - the boy hardly took a shower. Sometimes he would pick up toothbrush and put no toothpaste on it. He was a bum.



Kent told Bunky that Bunky is popular and that makes him a threat. Bunky also said he'd vote to keep Will in before he'd vote to keep Hardy in at this point. Bunky said he would vote for will to win in the finals before he would ever vote for hardy to win. Bunky is telling Kent that everybody was bad-mouthing Krista at one time and now they're acting like she's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Kent told Bunky to watch his back....



Bu - Hardy just wants it to be him and nicole and krista
hardy - yeah he thinks he is Mr. America
Bu - I think hardy has talked to nicole and krista. He has a game plan. I think his options are Will, you and me.
Kent - is his alliance - krista and nicole.
kent - the interent sees what a liar she is - america's choice - vote out krista
Kent - i didn't want hardy to win today - i wanted either you or nicole to win - maybe not nicole
Bu- nicole would never vote out hardy
Kent - i just want to go home
BU - I just want to go home
Ke - They are a bunch of phonies
Bu- i am trying my hardest to get along with everyone
Kent - if they want the last pork chop i let them have it
Bu - i have been trying to get along with everyone


Bunky says that Monica asked him 3 times this week.."Bunky are you in the hot box or with us..one or the other."

Kent - this is what hurts me - if I didn't come out and do the video - I didn't want to have anything to do with their f'in video
Bu - well if I didn't do it - they would say I was not getting along with the others. I was tyring so hard to fit in.
Kent - you shouldn't try so hard
Bu - they are talking about doing another TOO HYPE
Bu - I don't want to do another one
Kent - don't
Kent - do you think they aired that
Bu - I don't think so
Kent - I hope not - i just want out of here
Kent - I wanted to say that on my interview tonight. I wanted to say we have guys in here shaving themselves and women with piercings on their privates. This is a freaking freak show.
Bu - I don't want to spend another week of feeling like a leper. I don't know if I am going to be nominated
Kent - you are not going to be nominated. I think it will be Will and Monica.
BU - If I get nominated - I just want to have fun. I dont want to be alienated.




Kent - I was just hoping this sh%t would be more fun than it is
BU I know
Kent - it dcould be more fun if not a bunch of Phoney F^^ks.
BU - yelling at cameras making noise.
BU - Jesus Christ guys get an angle on the camera and keep it!
Bu I just didnt think - people would be so selfish.
Kent - Hardy has gotten the best of everything since he has been here
Kent - he eats everything.
Ken t- he eats all the damn food
BU - And no one is jealous of him - i just dont get it!
BU - it will be a blessing in disguise if I get to see Greg
Kent - you have one more week to win head of household
Bu - But then I would have to nominate Hardy
Kent - and put him up against Krista
What was the tie breaker question?
Who was the tallest - said Bunky
Kent - I wish I was out there - cause I would have kicked his a$$
Bu - yeah
Kent - if what you said is true - I'm outta here
Bu - well Im right here behind you - (lol)
Kent- well I got the car
Kent - they all said in the beginning - lets get rid of that son of a B!t@h - he got a car.
Kent - After I wont the car - I should have went to DR and said okay ready to go home.
Bu - well try to find something positive about the experience - like meeting me.
Kent - yeah
Bu - I thought it would have been more active -more invovled.
BU - I just thought iwould have been more invovled - like HoH Kent- they put so many hip hop pr!cks in here.
BU - i bet people are saying bunky really is passive - ummm - he is not the MCee of anything. I am like the class clown - I am usually the one making people laugh and all
Kent - but in here you are in with nothing but clowns.
Bu - most people think I am funny and all - but I guess it is becuase I dont have anything in common with anyone one - I dont fit in.
Kent - cause they all come from venus
Kent - Will, Mike and Hardy - let nicole shave them. (someone ) put their hair on the memory board.
Bu - whenthe guys put on the womens bathing suit. I said well i am not going to do it - I just thought I would be laid back - you are right - it is hard to be the class clown if everyone is the clown.
Kent - if you are not one of them....
Kent - like look at all the sh!t they have done. BU - like the spooning - that is so highschoolish
Kent - jr high
Kent - the best thing you can do when they are doing that - is walk away
Bu - I hear ya - i respect that
Bu - Whenver will says something they are all laughing
Kent - they are jealous
Bu - how stupid did WIll look when he said I am strong like the hulk.
Kent - oh yeah that is to do anything you can to get attention - that is a plea for attention
Bu - it is childish - unbelievable
Kent - you know I can see if Boogie was 17 or 18 -
Bu - he is 31
Kent - acting 17
Kent - some people think that is funny - but it is sad
Bu - and he laughed at my prayer
Kent - I would still be burning in hell!
Bu - If I farted - people would think it is gross. Hardy farts and they think it is funny.
Bu - OH Oh - someone is right outside the door brushing their teeth.
Kent- I DONT CARE... let them come in and I will tell them the same damn thing.
Bunky: Nicole is insisting on the china when we first got here and krista is going for paper plates - and I am like what is the deal and then Hardy - getting upset over burping so loud. Now every time Hardy belches around me - i laugh cuz he gets mad about me doing it. I mean it is hard to get along with people
Kent - they are all phoney.
Bunky - if you are going to be phoney why not be phoney and likeable?
Kent - cuz they are arrogant and self-centered.
Kent - the other day I had these pictures from home and I had them out there and showing monica and krista says lekn this and lkaen that - I said to myself - would you just like to talk about laken - Im like I am just trying to show my pictures to Monica and nicole and its all Laken. Krista is drunk and saying laken this and laken that. People are f'in psycho's
Kent - going to brush my teeth.
Bunky I am going to go to bathroom.



Thank you wallaby for this!

Bunky advances a theory to Kent that Hardy has everything planned out. He (Hardy) wants Kent, Bunky, and then Will and then Monica to be voted out. Then with H, Kr, and N in the final 3, H will always be in final 2. If H wins final 3 competition, he will be in final 2. If Kr wins, she will vote out N and H will be in final 2. If N wins she will vote out Kr, because she is obsessed with H and H will again be in the final 2.



Kent: "I still believe you can play it and maintain some sense of decency."

Bunky: I came here to have fun. I never game here to win. "I'd rather have fun and leave early." He talks about people talking about Tylenol PMs because they are miserable with themselves.
Wednesday, August 1

Bunky in the Pool

KENT: "Well, Krista's out. Looks like it's just you and me." (referring to Bunky) Then he said Bunky will probably join some subgroup soon and it'll be just him (K).
BUNKY: "I don't want to talk about it. I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut and have fun. If I get nominated I'll worry about it."



Shannon was chatting at the CBS site today. She mentioned Bunky a few times. Here is what she said about him.

Shannon, regarding who she thinks will win
"Nicole, Krista and unfortunately Bunky"

Question was "since your eviction, what have you learned about the other houseguests that has surprised you the most? Has your opinion of any of the other HGs changed based on that info?

Shannon's response:

"I feel I was positive to Bunky all the time and encouraged him nonstop and his true colors have shown through." "I thought I read everybody pretty well except for Bunky, and that was the most upsetting because when you do nothing but try to help people and they still turn on you - it shows what kind of people they are. I think everyone in the house was jealous of Mike, Will and I's relationship and how strong it was."



Mike said before he left he wanted to know where everyone stood and he thought he had a good understanding about everyone except one...that being Bunky. He wanted to know if Bunky was a part of "the group" (TOP). Nicole confirmed that he was. Mike said, "Then he lied to me." Nicole asked him to please not confront him with it and he said he wouldn't.



Nicole was talking to someone else by the pool, and Bunky came over and yelled at them "you can't discuss your nominations!" and she was like "I wasn't!"
Tuesday, July 31

Bunky helping Krista prepare for the Hip Hop Video they are making!

Bunky with Krista Bunky with Krista

Monday, July 30

Bunky: that’s why my feelings was hurt, you are ganging up on me
Hardy: for gods sake no we are not, we were not talking about you at all (LIE!!!)
Nicole: the only thing that was said about you was that you and kent were joined at the hip
Bunky: what about being your mother
Hardy: what about it what about, I just said that sometimes you are too motherly
Bunky: I wish you would just say that bunky I feel threatened by you to win the game and bunky that is why I don’t want to talk to you, and the lines are drawn
Hardy: you are the ones drawing the line, we are not ganging up on you, you never want to talk in the open
Bunky: why do you have a problem with me wanting to talk one on one
Hardy: I don’t have a problem, I just don’t understand it
Bunky: I don’t know why you have a problem with it, but why can’t you understand that I’m hurt you can’t trust me, I trust you
Hardy: Why would you trust me? I want to win the game, well not really, but lets say I do, don’t you want to win
Bunky: yes I said so
Bunky: At least admit you are drawing the lines (between you and me)
Hardy: These lines exist between me and everyone in the house
Bunky: Even between (Krista/Nicole? - who you were having the conversation with?) It didn’t appear like that ! That's ok - just ADMIT to it! I've got it figured out, and you're upset I've got it figured out coz you want to keep us fooled and in the dark, and we're not in the dark!

Hardy: what if I didn’t want you in the conservation
Bunky: you didn’t
Hardy: so I can’t have a conversation anywhere if you come in because you will think I didn’t want you there.
Hardy: you are drawing way too much from this


Kent is not convinced Nicole has gone to the dark side. Bunky told Kent that Hardy confirmed it
Bunky: He's denying sides, denying a team, denying CT
Kent: If we were to throw Krista out that would really (fuc* them up?) I hate that this has started up again so soon.
Bunky says that then they'd have to trust M&W
Bunky: He's trying to accuse me of drawing up teams.




Bunky tells Monica about his conversation with Hardy a moment ago. The good news is that he KNOWS Hardy is creating an alliance against him! He seemed very self-assured and confident as he spoke to Monica, not coming from a place of fear.

Bunky: I asked Nicole - so you want to tell me what you and hardy and krista were talking about?.........she went directly and told Hardy.......I happen to know for a fact that he's not being honest. He asked me if I was threatened by him - I was like, "Especially when you're forming a team against me, I'm threatened by you!" (Bunky tells Monica that Hardy said he's here to help someone ELSE win, and not himself) Is he here to help you win the game Monica?
Monica: Everyone's out for themselves.........I dunno why everyone's acting surprized. EVERYBODY is suspect - this is a damn game. Everybody's suspect!



bunky, after speaking with Hardy

Hardy just lied to Bunky. Being a very intuitive person, Bunky has been picking up that there's "something" going on.....Bunky told Hardy that he noticed the conversation stopped today when he walked in on Hardy - but Hardy told Bunky that they were discussing Mike and Will when he walked in, where they were actually talking about KENT and BUNKY! Hardy also lied when Bunky asked him, "Are you planning on nominating me?" Hardy lied and said "Not right now" - made it sound like he wants Mike and Will out next, but in REALITY, Hardy said he wants BUNKY AND KENT out next!!!!

Bunky: You want to talk to me about what's going on? Do you want to tell me?
That's KENT, Hardy - you're talking to Bunky! Why didn't you tell me that? How was that fair?
Hardy: I don't tell everyone everything
Bunky: All I'm saying is do you think it's fair for you to accuse me of being attached at the hip (to Kent)?
Hardy: You said that I said it was gonna be me, Krista and Nicole in the end.......
Bunky: The only reason I said that is coz I was trying to analyze what this was all about.......I walk in on the conversation and it gets silent. Have I ever lost your trust? I feel like you're ganging up on me, and I don't know why! This is your plan?, I'm not supposed to get upset (during nominations)- are you gonna nominate me?!! I associate with everyone in the house! You're associating w/Kent! You're saying you can't trust me.
Hardy: That's your assumption
Bunky: You just accused me of running to Kent......in other words I haven't earned your trust. You don't trust that I won't tell Kent. Do you have a problem with me, with anything I do or say?
(Hardy says "sometimes")
Bunky: Why don't you tell me? I'm trying to be an easygoing guy. You mentioned the burping, and I'm trying not to burp!
Hardy: well one thing I don’t like is like when you asked me about the pms, I don’t need a mother, I don’t like when people mother me
Bunky: Are you threatened by me to win this game?
Hardy says no............
Hardy: I'm not out to win, I'm out to assure that someone else wins the game.
(Hardy walks out, Bunky whispers to himself)
Bunky: (whispering to himself) He IS threatened by me....and he has a reason to be! Coz I'm gonna WIN to spite Hardy!




thanks sue anne for this!!!

Hardy is talking to Krista about Kent threatening him that if he doesn't vote the way that Kent wants than he's not in the alliance. He made some comment about putting up Kent and Bunky for nomination the next time he's HoH. He also said something about how Kent thinks he's in the driver's seat, and he's going to prove him wrong. Krista made a comment about Kent telling Hardy what and when he could eat and Hardy telling him off.

Now, Bunky and Hardy are talking about weight lifting. And Bunky is complaining about Hardy's mood yesterday and how he felt that Hardy wasn't in the right mood the night before. As Hardy walked out the door he made a comment about his head being up his ass sometimes and after he got out of the door, Bunky said "no comment" Kent and Bunky are now complaining about Hardy being angrier and angrier ... And how he's getting everything he wanted and him still being angry. (Kent is complaining about Hardy getting the phone call again.) Bunky is agreeing with him on it. Nicole has maybe said okay a couple of times, but is just standing there letting him talk.



STARK - you rock!!! THANK YOU so much for this!

B: you going to be in a bad day or are you going to lift with me today
H: I wasn’t in a bad mood, I just was thinking about stuff
B: you werent’ there for me, you were distant
B: you going to be there for me today
H: I don’t know where my head will be but I will be there to spot you, my head could be up my a**
B: no comment, he sets me up big time
K: he seems angrier and angrier, whats up, he got the phone call, he is getting everythin you want, whys he mad
B: sometimes you get everything and you want more
K: what can I say young girls don’t vote on old guys
N: or married women
B: I know he got some of the gay vote
K: you think
B: I know
N: hell yeah
K: well you should forget the gay crowd then
B: yeah I will no longer represent them
K: you should have joined us straight people, we would have voted for you
K: you want some monica, I’ll let you have a scoop of rasins as it had two scoops, oh sorry , scoops gone
B: whys your rag bleeding like…
N: why didn’t you finish your sentence bunky huh huh
N: whys your rag bleeding like… huh?
K like a prom queen
N: anyone want an egg
K: you better ask hardy if you can have an egg
B: hardy don’t run the show
K: ooh I’ll tell hardy
B: bring it on
N: bring it on
B: I’ll get in one good shot before I run
K: I could kick him so hard in the balls before I run
K shes having a tofu dog
N: yep
K she asks for tofu dog and gets what she asks for b****
K: I’ll see if I can make a mosaic out of rasin bran
N: don’t say mosaic
K: I’ll make a wrench, ooh it looks like a dog bone, don’t anyone mess with this, don’t anyone mess with this, it took me hours to get right
FOTH



Bunky is talking about moving out to Calif. He says he's really a country boy, but he needs a big "gay friendly" city. he says big cities are better for gays but you never know. Gays can be persecuted anywhere. He recounts a story of gay people being shot in the Castro district of San Francisco. "If you can't be gay there, where can you be gay?"
Sunday, July 29

Thanks to FITTA from Jokers Updates for this transcript!

Bunky and Nicole, discussing Hardy.

b: he's so wrapped up in his own mind and world..he's not talking or anything...he's lifting and i'm lifting; he's just ignoring me
n: he gets like that though
b: that's hardy
n: i think he's getting....
b: homesick...
n; i don't know if it's homesick, it's like he's over it...i get annoyed too but i'm not annoyed all the time
b:: he got a phone call and none of us did; he got to listen to his cd...he should be in a great mood if anyone is..it's difficult living like this, why do we have to eat dinner on hardy's work out schedule?
n: especially when he's not going to eat wht i cook anyway
b: it just feeds his ego and his spoiledness




Nicole: Bunky's so crafty
Kent: He's so anal
Nicole: I know, I love it!




5:30pm BBtime - The cameraperson was trying to be creative in capturing Bunky eating alone....s/he seemed to particularly like the effects of filming his reflection in the mirror:-)

Thanks to zeno from Jokers Updates for the following!

Will and Mike are making fun of Bunky [Bunky is present]. Saying things about how awful it would be if he got head of household [Bunky says, "It could happen."] and then has to cry the whole time when nominating people and stuff like that. They debate, in front of Bunky, which would be worse, him nominating or him being nominated. Bunky admits that it would be hard on him, he'd have to curl up in a corner and say, "Don't yell at me!... ah well, have to laugh at myself."



Will and Mike asked Bunky what he thought about the Ouija Board last night. Bunky said that he really doesn't believe in spirits and if there are spirits, he doesn't think that they would speak to us via Milton Bradley.



Kent "Bunky, you are hot"
Bunky "I agree"



Thanks to BB Fool from Jokers Updates for the following update!

Bunky and Monica are talking about who to nominate and vote for. Bunky says his strategy is based on who has accomplished things already in their life. Bunky says that Hardy will have to be nominated, but that he feels sorry for anyone who goes up against Hardy. He says people should consider how it will affect them if they are voted out, or how it will affect Hardy if Hardy is voted out. Monica says she is not stupid, that she get's it. She says that some folk have it in their mind who they're going to vote for. "That's cool...you want your homegirl or homeboy to win." Bunky saying that he hopes he can be a part of Hardy's skyrocketing career after he leaves. He says that if his own career doesn't go the way he wants, he hopes Hardy will involve him in Hardy's success. He's saying that Hardy is going to be BIG. Bunky wants to say that he was her friend. Bunky says that Shannon and Hardy will have big modeling careers and that he will be proud to say he knew them. He says that maybe Will will be a soap opera star, that it is nice when one of your friends gets successful. Monica says that she's in the house just for the fun of it, that she has no aspirations for anything after. She says that she would love to have opportunities, but she didn't become a HG for that reason.
Saturday, July 28

The house guests played with a Ouiji board tonight!

Ghost Hunting transcript courtesy of Spark from Jokers Updates!

W: bunky the board just requested you
W: I swear to God
N: say here we are getting him
M: do you know bunky
Mo: its for real bunky
N: we have a relative for you bunky
N: are you still there, so you are related to bunky, what is your name, N, B, O
N: NBO, S, B, R, A, P, B, O, B, O, Bobo
M: we can’t figure it out, can you spell something simplier
N: P, O, M, P, pomp, G, O, go, C, O
M: its spelling a sentence
N: B, bobo again,
M: bobo is that a nickname
B: is that your real name, are you a woman?
N: are you related to bunky, yes, and he should no who you are, no
B: oh
N: are you really an old relation, yes, are you his real family, yes ok, do you know them
B: not at all
N: is there anything special to tell him, no, you just wanted to talk to him, are you proud of bunky and who he is, yes, is there anything you can ask your biological mother, do you know what year bunky was born, a lot of time they lie that’s all I ca tell you, are you a bad spirit, are you just trying to play a game with us, yes, ok, we would like you if you don’t mind to leave the board and let a good one in
W: the air is really cold, 56 degrees
W: 56 degrees,
N: that happens a lot they push themselves in like a line
B: so he was mean and just wanted to see the queen
K: did you meet a bad spirit
B: yeah




Thanks to hugkiss.com for the following transcripts!:-)

Bunky, "I look down and all I see is a big fat gut and I look at Hardy and I see a 6 pack that he's earned and is turning into an 8 pack"
Nicole, "yeah, well if you had a bottle of rage in your back pocket"
Bunky, "huh? What are you talking about?"
Nicole, "Hardy and his rage"
Bunky, "yeah, we should call him something with rage in it"
Bunky talks about being sick of being bored and Nicole tells him to "go clean the sh*tter, like I do every day!!!" and he asks how to do it, "do you just pour bleach into it and stir it around?"




Nicole, "so who do you think is hot on TV today? Who do you think is the Hottest guy?"
Bunky, "who's that guy, that speed movie? Bald, muscles? That new movie"
Nicole, "Vinn Diesel"
Bunky, "YES! I saw the previews and I thought I just have to see that movie..what's the name of the movie?"

Bunky, "I love Tom Cruises movies too, loved Top Gun"
Nicole, "well you know he's gay"
Bunky, "I don't know that for sure"
Nicole, "well my husband believes it for sure"
Bunky, "Well, I'd love for Tom to play on our team and be proud of it but I guess that's not good for the studios"
Nicole, "Did I tell you about John Travolta? He apparently has in between scene boys who give him hummers"
Bunky, "Why do you think his career was shut down for so long?"
Nicole, "Really?"
Bunky, "Yeah, that's what I believe. The studios didn't want to take the risk"
Bunky, "I like Val Kilmer too but he looks awful when he doesn't work out"
Nicole, "he's got great lips, he was a great choice for that costume with those lips, I liked Michael Keaton too but I was like Mr. Mom for Batman??"
Bunky, "Well you know Batman and Robin are lovers"
Nicole, "well of course"



Thank you zach, from Jokers Updates, for the awesome transcripts that follow!:-)

Nicole and Bunky were discussing Hardy, and Bunky launched into a metaphorical diatribe describing a deserted island and you're trapped there and the only edible thing on the island is zucchini. And you hate zucchini. Now the first day you just go without, and the second and the third. About two or three weeks of eating nothing, that zucchini starts looking pretty good.
Bunky explained that he usually likes "300 pounds of steroid muscle" but this going without is driving him crazy. He thinks Nicole understands him because when she massages Hardy, "you get to touch the zucchini! You just don't get to eat it."


Bunky just did an amusing performance of an old Andy Griffith comedy record he had when he was a teenager, where Griffith played a country hick that was lost in the city and found himself in a football stadium during the game but had no clue where he was or what he was doing. Surprisingly, no one interrupted his performance and it was actually very charming. Afterwards, Kent and Monica complimented Bunky's presentation. Will was mildly shocked that such a thing would have ever been recorded as a record. The others were eerily silent. [moderator note: The other night when Bunky performed this for Monica and Kent, Bunky said that when he was a teenager he would listen to the record and then write that portion down and then listen to the record again and copy the next bit down and so on until he had the whole skit written down. Then he studied it and studied it until he had memorized the whole piece. Unfortunately, he was interrupted part way through his performance. I'm glad to see he performed it again because it was charming.]

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