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Bunky -- on this way through courtyard: "I'M OUT! I'M FINALLY OUT! so to speak."

Hardy:  I made a monumental mistake....................

Bunky, Will and Hardy talking about working out, nutrition,etc...
Hardy: I told you that!
Bunky: No, you yelled it, He (Will) explained it.
        "BUNKY! Don't eat the protein bar AND the shake, that's STUPID!"  (Bunky acting like Hardy)

In the helicopter right before takeoff

Will: I think I'll have the kosher meal
Bunky: I don't know but the pilot sounded cute

Bunky just this minute to Monica after ironing some clothes..it will be so great to be able to hang clothes in a closet again. There are no closets in here did you realize..what..were they afraid I would go back in the closet again!

Bunky is in the kitchen making  ice cream and he bent over and f*rted really loud, and said "oh my, THAT wasn't in the recipe!"

Bunky to Will: You're one of those doctors that delivers a baby and then says "here, catch"

Nicole: You're bring those balloons outside-are you trying to drive me nuts?
Bunky: Short drive Sister

Nicole says there is nothing more evil than money and greed.

Bunky says UNLESS they offer you THIRD place.

Bunky comes out. they talk about potential rain.. Bunky says it would be the angels crying for him.

Kent mumbles, "Good night, you homo." and Bunky waits a moment, then says, "Good night, you ol' drunk." And both comments were made affectionately and in good humor.

Bunky and Hardy in the kitchen.  Hardy is upset and Bunky asked what was wrong. Hardy just keeps saying "F***"

Bunky- What?

Hardy - "Nothing, I just want to F***".

Bunky - says he "thought he would never ask".  Hardy tells him to stop it, kiddingly.

Bunky does not and Hardy tells him to stop while he is ahead and Bunky whispers OK... Hardy  says he "does not want to hurt him, but he will".

Bunky - "will it feel good?" 

Will -  "aren't they going to be confused, like what is that retard doing? "

Bunky  "no I think they'll understand completely being as it's you"

Big Brother  jokes that Bunky is "at it again"! (referencing peanut butter contest)

Bunky -  "no offense but I think Hellen Keller could find a jar of peanut butter in a minute"

Will relates a story he remembers from the try out interviews about being asked what he would do if there was a gay guy in the house...
Will said F*** him in the a** and make a sandwich.

He said the staff hit the floor laughing.

B says what kind of sandwich?

Bunky asks Hardy if he is making his bed.   Hardy asks what gave him away...  Bunky says the bending over...  Hardy says that he will let that slide...

Hardy (looking at Lindsey's picture) says, "Hi gorgeous"....Bunky replies "hi"

Bunky:  So I'm seeking too much acceptance with the women?
Kent:  You try to get acceptance with EVERYONE!
Bunky:  Is that a bad thing?

Bunky to Hardy:  I'm right behind you but I don't think you want me here!

Bunky:  This afternoon the heat was oppresive, I had to take a nap, I'm delicate, I'm a flower, I'm an orchid......
Monica:  You're a pussy (she was being playing here)

Bunky to Will about not wearing underwear:  If I had, um, all of your business, I would want to support it.

Bunky to Nicole:  I am 100% loyal to you.  I am the Colby, you are the Tina.

Bunky about Krista:  I am a true person, true to myself.... and the thought that she could convince people otherwise really hurts me.

Bunky to the group regarding the food challenge

"It's going to take more than 3 balls to make me happy"

Kent - asks Bunky can you think of a reason I need to see the doctor?

Bunky - Do you want the whole list or just the top ten?

Kent: I'm afraid Hardy might be starting to like Krista.

Bunky:  You mean, he might start thinking with his "MANHOOD" instead of his brain?

Kent: Yes

Bunky:  Well, you're a straight man, you go talk to him!

This is Bunky's reply to Kent complaining about the food in his HOH room. It was filled with strawberries and berries. (which he doesn't like)

"Sounds like they gave you a bunch of fruity food, like you were gay or something"

Bunky when the HGs are sequestered in the bedroom and trying to hear what BB is doing in the house :

You can't say anything in this house to get people to shut up. You tell them to shut up and they argue with you about it.

Bunky talking to Mike and Will in kitchen about last night's Ouija board game:

"Really are spirits gonna contact us through Milton Bradley?"

Kent and Bunky talking outside this morning:
Kent - I aint got my mic on - pretty soon they are going to tell me to put my mic on
Bunky - they don't give a shi* about what you got to say.

Kent to Nicole when talking about all the lying and backstabbing going on:

Bunky is the only one who's playing it straight...

Bunky says something while playing backgammon with Hardy.. which is unintelligible...

Monica says..

Take those nuts out of your mouth and say it again...

Bunky to Nicole after hearing Krista scream:
"I think she's having an orgasm - and she's in there by herself"
Nicole to Bunky: "That's scary"

Bunky to himself after talking strrategy and possible alliance with Nicole - "Oh Lord, I am so confused...after this I'll be ready to work for the FBI or the CIA."

Bunky to cams..."Did you get all that?"

Monica - "I'm all mixed up now..."

Bunky - "NOW? I thought you always had been! "

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