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18.From : Paul Burns
      Date : 15th February 2001
        I've heard a rumour that Dave's car broke down, he nearly killed an old woman, he is
        possibly going to court for driving without due care and attention, and that he got twelve
        Valentines cards!! Jesus Christ what a life he leads! It's hard to distinguish between truth
        and fantasy!

17.From : David Roberts
      Date : 12th February 2001
        I heard a rumour that Burny wasn't bent, but that just sounds plain stupid.

16.From : Gary Lingley
      Date : 7th February 2001
        Dave is on a bad run of form at the moment when it comes to pulling mingers and it
        has only just come to my attention that he is actually trying to get back to winning ways.
        When he had his crash he other week he demanded that he take the old lady's phone
        number and address. Fair enough you wanna pull her Dave, we all know you prefer the
        older lady but why demand her address. Is it that you want to go and serenade the old
        bag like you did outside Sarah Griffiths's house on that infamous night or do you want
        to make Louise Van Halen jealous?? Good luck in your quest to improve your recent run
        of poor form. These attempts at pulling are very devious, perhaps you should apply to go
        on Blind Date so you can try and give Cilla one.

15. From : Paul Burns
       Date : 5th February 2001
        Contrary to the rumour posted by Gary Lingley on 1/2/2001, I'm sad to report that I
        can officially deny any wedding plans between Victoria Neild, and Neil "I'm back with
        my bird aren't I a stud" Bates. The reason for this is threefold. One. the couple cannot
        afford the white wedding that Vicky so desires. Two, Neil wishes to concentrate on his
        career at The Electronics Boutique for a few more years. Three, they are no longer going
        out together anymore.
        Good friends never say I told you so......
        We still love you Neil.


14.From : Gary Lingley
      Date : 1st February 2001
       I've heard that Neil has plans to marry his "sweetheart" Vicky. A big birdie who I go
       to uni with tells me he is going to leave it until our uni course has finnished and then
       pop the question. Rumour has it that is why he has started going to the gym cos at the
       moment he can't actually bend over in case he falls over and can't get up again. He says
       he doesn't want any fuss (a shotgun wedding) with the ceremony, just short and sweet
       to remind the bride of what he is like in bed (short and sweet). He also adds he doesn't
       want any shenannigans on his last night of freedom. He just wants to be tied to a lamp
       post outside Electronics Boutique naked so he can have some fun with John for one
       last time.
       I'm ordering my suit already
       Gaz.

13.From : rwa2@leicester.ac.uk
      Date : 30th January 2001
       I've heard that Burns is Gay. Simple as that.
       Wingeing cunt

12.From : Paul "Big Chief" Burns
      Date : 11th January 2001
       I have a rumour concerning the geezer who wishes to walk in the shoes of the great
       one! You know who I mean!! Word on the street has it that Gaz "General Wankshop"
       Lingley, has developed a crush ONCE AGAIN, on our good friend, Lucy Marshall.
       His grovelling to The Big Chief - for I am he, to speak to Cheryl and Nicola on his
       behalf is truly, in the words of Lucy herself, PATHETIC!

11.From : Paul Rushton
       Date : 3rd January 2001
        Further to the New Big Chief's comments and questions about Mr Bates' sexuality I
        would like to fuel the big gay fire by adding my own idea and it is as follows : Vicky
        is actually John The Grope who, since leaving Electronics Bumtique has needed a way
        to get into Neil's ass again and this is a perfect opportunity. He has used the technique
        from Mission Impossible 2 in which both Cruise and the baddies fool people by wearing
        a skin tight latex mask of the other person's face and this is exactly what John has done.
        Or, he watched Face Off over Christmas and has gone for a different approach but has
        achieved the same deception and deceit.

10.From : Gary Lingley
       Date : 2nd January 2001
       With all the recent "problems" Neil Bates has had at the local Boutique with his trainee
       John, it comes as no surprise to learn that he is back with his girlfriend who dumped
       him oh so recently. Such a change of heart on both sides leads to only one explanation.
       Neil is obviously not yet comfortable with his own sexuality and is trying to throw
       everyone off the scent by declaring his undying affection for his soul mate. This is a
       common ploy and is even used by the rich and famous in high society, as we are all
       aware of the case of Michael Barrymore. Neil is incapable of hiding his true behaviour
       as was shown on New Years Eve when he was rolling around in the snow scantily clad
       attempting to lure innocent revellers into his dirty ways.
       You are only fooling one person Neil and it ain't Daddy Long Legs Barrymore!!!!!

9. From : Paul Burns
       Date : 2nd January 2001
       Surely this Neil and Vicky business is just a rumour. Confirm or deny anybody.
       Please!!!!!

8. From : John the Grope at Electronics Boutique in the Trafford Centre
       Date : 12th December 2000
       Re. message 6. I don't know who this Bobby Twemlow is but keep your hands off you
       slag, Neil's mine now. Whatever happened in the past is history and all that matters now
       is that me and Neil are very happy together and there ain't nothing you can do to change
       that so fuck off and leave us alone.

7. From : Jr. Vice-President Bush
       Date : 12th December 2000
       Further to Mr Burns' (message 5), I am delighted to tell you that the recent developments
       outlined on the home page have revived Mr Bates interest (if only ever so slightly) in his
       wrestling pages. Along with the millions of presents that Father Christmas brings to all the
       little boys and girls, the festive season should also bring with it one of the top wrestling
       sites on the internet, I know that you have been waiting since early October for these
       developments Paul so you can take it from me, BBM will not disappoint, and that's the
       bottom line, 'cos Jr. Vice-President Bush says so!!!!

6. From : Paul Burns
       Date : 12th December 2000
       My name is Bobby Twemlow, remember me ? Seeing as Neil has been outed on this
       rumour mill, could somebody please tell me if he fancies me! I've always had my
       suspicions, after all, he does lick my arse!

5. From : Paul Burns
       Date : 12th December 2000
       Somebody must put my mind to rest here and confirm that The Captain, Neil Bates is
       alive! The Wrestling page has not been updated for a month, I have not heard from him,
       for two weeks, and he apparently never appears in the pub anymore!! Please somebody,
       say it ain't so, tell me that Neil isn't dead!!

4. From : Paul Burns
       Date : 11th December 2000
       I am moving quickly to deny a rumour before Gary Lingley even tries to start it. Paul -
       the Big Chief, did not bottle anything on Saturday night! Yep, a-la Magaluf, no bottling
       took place!!

3. From : Gary Lingley
      Date : 25th Nov 2000
      Indeed I can confirm that Neil "the Captain Bates" has been poked at work. Initially he
      was only GETTING FELT UP (is that supposed to be OK?) but now this has moved on
      a stage further with the Captain and his 'friend' poking each other whenever they have
      got a spare minute. Neil told me it's OK though, cos they have made a "joint decision"
      to use extra thick condoms so the Captain won't be passing on any of his diseases to
      his new "partner".

2. From : The People's Poet Paul Pincent-Prushton
       Date : 24th Nov 2000
      In response to Paul Burns on the 22nd of this month........It's true. It's true.
     The perpetrator of this heinosity was new boy, John "The Grope", who, coincidentaly Mr
      Bates "trained up".

1. From : Paul Burns
      Date : 22nd Nov 2000
     Could somebody please confirm or deny that Neil "The Captain" Bates has been poked and
     proded in a sexual way by an out of the closet faggot at his place of work.

    Thanks,
    The Big Chief.