the ENTITY has returned with a ground breaking award and two new reviews: - the Passion of Christ and House of 1000 Corpses. !
For better understanding read every word from top to bottom - if you are literate - that is!
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SIDE NOTES
If you are one of those morons who believe that critically acclaimed 'hits' are great movies, may you rot in the hell that will await you.
Recent sh*tty trend in movies: have you noticed that in every new crapfest that there is always at least one extremely ugly repulsive ghetto trash woman and/or many other criminal/ignorant types
- not to mention a lot of ignorant ghetto (street smart!) language thrown in either spoken by these stupid side characters or the main character. Have you noticed how the main character (who normally has no character) is so noble that he/she acts as if if these repulsive beings are normal human beings!
Just remember: When a civilized society admires uncivilized morons it ceases to be a civilization.
review of : House of 1000 Corpses
Mr. Rob Zombie finally gets to make the move - and boy what a pile of puke! The Entity was looking forward to his movie - after all he professed himself to be a follower of the entity, hell - he even liked the same movies that the entity recommended. With his love for those movies I expected a bit more than a collage of these older movies juxtaposed between ridictulous MTV style shots. Perhaps, Rob needed the Entity's help - perhaps he was too fainthearted to get it right. Hey, Rob - let me explain if you are reading this - First of all if you are against the genre of crappy movies like Scream etc. then do NOT cast the same kind of morons in your movie. I mean, look at those kids - they were awful - they talked like they were out of the Real World. Remember that girl with that awful delivery, "Stay away from ..@@@. By putting such a repuslive MTV type character in - at the very least she should have been the first to die - and a very gruesome death I must add. But you killed the guy with glasses, who was acutally the most interesting of the bunch. You should have hacked away at her arms, cut her face up, gorged her eyes out and bend her body in various different positions until they break. Then after hacking away at her body parts - keep her vagina as a souvenier and her scarred face as another .But no! You saved her all the way to the end. And this movie was so shockingly lacking in violence! Not to mention bad dialogue - passable story that went nowhere at the end. Mr. Rob Zombie - I believe you have forgotton the movie,'Blood Sucking Freaks.' Watch it, study it. and next time do something with minimilistic special effects and less flashing images and more f@cking horror!
Not recommended.
A few disclaimers from the Entity - the following review is not made in jest nor is it meant to (sarcastically) offend the movie or Christianity.
Anyone familiar with the teachings of Jesus should know that even the most terrible of sinners can be saved.
Just bear in mind that I am not human and I am above all of human comprehension - you know me as the Entity, but you assume that I am
aligned with evil (or a satanist as you morons might say). This is far from the truth - I am a malignant soul let loose in the universe
with no allegiance to God, Satan or to humanity. My goal is to liberate the world with my superior philosophy, but in the end I must fail for
all of humanity is too weak to understand my words - you are like sheep too stupid to lead - born to follow and serve. You need a God to save you from your own ignorance
because you cannot think for yourselves.
With this in mind who is your God? Should God not be a wise teacher, who expouses his wisdom onto your inferior soul?!
Yes, but this is not your God. Unfortunately, your God is an arrogant concept of greed, ignorance and lies. Instead of steadfastly being devoted
to religious principles, you follow the brainwashing lies of big government and corporations. Those in charge of distributing these lies are
also enslaved by their own lies, greed and arrogance. The sum result of this constitutes the New World Order - a force of ignorance and lies that will
plunge all of humanity into the dark ages.
Bearing in mind that only a few can be entitled to be followers of the Entity, the rest of humanity must direct itself along a moral path of
righteousness.
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The teachings of Jesus are a relief from the lies and filth in this world, and SHOULD form the moral background of a nation. This can be disputed but at the very least most western countries and the US in particular were founded on Christian principles. Bear in mind, that the dangerous thoughts of the entity can only be experienced by the privileged few, while the remaining sheep must place their faith on established moral traditions. This is the cornerstone of all of western history and should be held in a reverential light, at the very least. |
Anyway it seems these corrupt dirt bags, who have substantial influence in the media, have convinced a lot of Christians that it is ok to shun Christianity because it is cool to be immoral, and to blaspheme against God. Why they many even tell everyone to follow 'satanic' people and become one simply by becoming a whiner against religion. Well, if you held the Entity as a satanist then you are wrong. And if you held ME in the light of someone who whines against Christianity then you are truly mindless. If you are a truly independent thinker who sees the universe in a similar light to the Entity, then this movie is not for you. But, if you cannot comprehend high thinking, if you are truly disgusted at this web site then I beseech you - you must watch this movie. Calm your soul and at least be filled with goodness rather than live as an 'eye ball rolling' fake degenerate whiner.
So what do I, the Entity think about this movie. It serves its purpose, it is moving, it shows the injustice and corruption of humanity and why Jesus sacrificed himself to save humanity. This is probably why most hold Jesus in contempt because they abhor weakness, but most of all they abhor the truth. The truth is that all of humanity is sinning and they wish to continue to live their empty lives reveling in their ignorance without anyone revealing the error of their ways.
For those who have no love in their hearts and also hate My philosophy, my universe - let me just say - the time would come when I will strangle all of you, break your spineless backs and throw you into the flames of hell. You better pray to Jesus for forgiveness or you shall have to face my wrath which is far greater than that which you will have to face from Lucifer himself. Just remember that Lucifer will abandon you and will gladly hand you over to me - knowing that I wish to consume humanity and bring it to its well deserved extinction.
I do not share the same enthusiasm of Jesus in saving humanity - I revel in the destruction of all of humanity, yet unlike Lucifer, who uses the corrupt as@holes to serve his needs, I refuse to associate myself with the Whinebergs, and other dirtbags of this world who follow the INFERIOR ideas and morals of the new world order.
the entity's recommendation: YOU MUST SEE THIS MOVIE.
Important note: if you are one of the privileged few who enjoy 'Blood Sucking Freaks' then like me, you need only to view this movie in light of current events. On the other hand, if you like to watch disgusting big budget aberrations then it is time for you to change or pay the consequences, which I assure you would be most severe.
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