He was a boy, she was a girl
Can make it so much more obvious
He ate no eggs, she ate a lot
Wow that's really great
He wanted her, and she always said
That she wanted him really fucking bad
But there was one thing, that she did not like
He didn't eat eggs at day or night

He was a v3gan boi, she said she you later boy
He wouldn't eat a scrambled egg
She ate them all the time, he'd rather do some time
She needed to see what he would eat

5 months from now, she sits at home
Eating an egg she's all alone
She turns on the tube, guess who she sees
V3gan boi cooking on foodTV
He cooks up great meals, with no eggs intact
In fact he only cooks v3gan meals
She watches in awe, and looks at her egg
Then looks at the man that she turned down

Ae was a v3gan boi, she said she you later boy
He wouldn't eat a scrambled egg
Now he's a tv star, lives by the salad bar
Does your hungry belly see what he's worth? (*2)

Sorry girl but you ate eggs
And that's sad cos I do too
I don't care that he doesn't
And you shouldn't have either
Too bad that you couldn't eat
Eat those meals that boy could cook
Cos they fill my appetite
I see the egg that is inside

He is a boy, and I'm not a girl
Guess that means he is really gay
He cooks me eggs, haven't you heard
How they rock my breakfast world

I'm with the v3gan boi, I said see you later boy
I'll be eating after the show
I'll be at the dinner table, eating the food you made
With no eggs but it's real good (*2)