"Ode to Poser" (Sing to the tune of Skater Boy)
By: Special K, Mama Roach, Kiss My Ass-ley, and MasterKate
She wears a tie.
Her life is a lie.
Can I make it anymore obvious.
She thinks she's punk.
By wearing her Chucks.
Can I feed her some poison fish.
She got her face.
On lots of thongs.
My dog Bopper could write better songs.
*Chorus*
She was a poser girl.
Pretending to rock the world.
Being herself wasn't enough.
I hope she goes chokes on dick.
And gets some weird herpes itch.
Stop writing songs made up of fluff.
*End Chorus*
She was a girl.
She had a hit.
Too bad her songs are all bullshit.
She really sucks.
I really don't give.
She is so anal retentative.
I'd rather get stabbed.
And eat lots of fur.
Then hear another stupid song from her.
Her words are so whack.
She's smoking some crack.
10 bucks says that's not her real rack.
She's such a bore.
She's really a whore.
If she sold stuff.
I'd burn the store.
*chorus*